1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"
2. Interrogate people as if u worked for the FBI.
3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell u to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"
4. Sing your favoriete song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.
5. Follow random people off and tell them what to buy every minuut of so. If u get in trouble, say u were helping the person make educated choices.
6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your kraag and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__ was the wrong one."
7. Ask teenagers how often they get grounded, and before they finish their sentence, say, "Oh no. u is a bad boy/girl!!" in a weird accent. (I have done this. It's so funny!)
8. Sing the national anthem for whatever country you're in, and if people don't sing along, say, "You have no sense of the__________ spirit!!"
9.Announce to everyone that u have Tropical Jungle Snake Bummbitis, and when u get weird looks, let the people know that that's the face u get when u first have symptoms.
10. Press the call button in the elevator, and when the person on the other end asks what the emergency is, make your most childish voice and try and order Chinese food.
I have personally done all of these things myself, and it hilarious to see people's reactions.
2. Interrogate people as if u worked for the FBI.
3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell u to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"
4. Sing your favoriete song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.
5. Follow random people off and tell them what to buy every minuut of so. If u get in trouble, say u were helping the person make educated choices.
6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your kraag and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__ was the wrong one."
7. Ask teenagers how often they get grounded, and before they finish their sentence, say, "Oh no. u is a bad boy/girl!!" in a weird accent. (I have done this. It's so funny!)
8. Sing the national anthem for whatever country you're in, and if people don't sing along, say, "You have no sense of the__________ spirit!!"
9.Announce to everyone that u have Tropical Jungle Snake Bummbitis, and when u get weird looks, let the people know that that's the face u get when u first have symptoms.
10. Press the call button in the elevator, and when the person on the other end asks what the emergency is, make your most childish voice and try and order Chinese food.
I have personally done all of these things myself, and it hilarious to see people's reactions.
DEMENTED POEMS
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And toon me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And u love it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
toon me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And slikken it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And toon me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And u love it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
toon me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And slikken it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? u know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let u go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are u enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling u how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? u know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let u go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are u enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling u how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
… So YIIK is a game
Okay, so a lot of you, of hell, all of u are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are u doing this time?” All two of u that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a jaar geleden on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...
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Okay, so a lot of you, of hell, all of u are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are u doing this time?” All two of u that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a jaar geleden on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...
