I found this on the internet is so funny read and enjoy and if u like it the credit is not for me so have fun!

Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because u have the plate he usually eats from.”

A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.

The volgende dag the man calls again and asks for the boss.

“I told u “the wife replies, “He died last week”

The volgende dag again he calls again and once meer asks to speak to his boss, door this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:

“I’ve already told u twice, my husband, your boss, died last week! Why do u keep calling?”

“Coz……”he replied laughing, “I just love hearing it……………………”

Surd “excuse me sir, what time is it?”
Man: its 3:15

Surd (puzzled look on his face) “you know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that vraag all day, and each time I get a different answer”.

Teacher: what are the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know

Teacher: they are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?

Student: they are called Germs.