Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...
A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The dag came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing u know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And, now u sir?', he asked the seconde man.
'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and u don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
'Excellent!' zei the interviewer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very populair cliché for speed.' He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, u step out of the house and on the uithangbord there's a light switch. When u flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the schuur comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' he said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the vorige three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'
'WHAT!?' zei the interviewer, stunned door the response.
'Oh sure', zei BUBBA. 'You see, the other dag I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, of TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already s**t my pants.'
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The dag came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing u know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And, now u sir?', he asked the seconde man.
'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and u don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
'Excellent!' zei the interviewer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very populair cliché for speed.' He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, u step out of the house and on the uithangbord there's a light switch. When u flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the schuur comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' he said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the vorige three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'
'WHAT!?' zei the interviewer, stunned door the response.
'Oh sure', zei BUBBA. 'You see, the other dag I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, of TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already s**t my pants.'
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
