Men Are Just Happier People-- What do u expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. u can be President. u can never be pregnant. u can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. u can wear NO overhemd, shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell u the truth.. The world is your urinal.. u don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, meer pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, of mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconden flat. u know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. u can open all your own jars. u get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he of she can still be your friend.

Three pairs of shoes are meer than enough. u almost never have strap problems in public. u are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. u only have to shave your face and neck.

u can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. u can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. u can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. u have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

No wonder men are happier.