This lijst was emailed to me. I thought some of them were pretty clever, so I decided to post it. My favorieten are 3, 5, 22, and 23! Enjoy. :)
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round tafel, tabel was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much u push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a keuken-, keuken in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat zei to the other; "You stay here, I'll go on a head."
13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center zei "Keep off the Grass."
15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
17. A backward poet writes inverse.
18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
19. If u jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.
20. A gier boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
21. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak, kajak were chilly, so they lit a brand in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that u can't have your kayak, kajak and heat it too.
22. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says "Are u sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
23. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round tafel, tabel was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much u push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a keuken-, keuken in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat zei to the other; "You stay here, I'll go on a head."
13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center zei "Keep off the Grass."
15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
17. A backward poet writes inverse.
18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
19. If u jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.
20. A gier boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
21. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak, kajak were chilly, so they lit a brand in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that u can't have your kayak, kajak and heat it too.
22. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says "Are u sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
23. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Hello dudes and dudettes,Silent Borse is in the house and I have a not so special announcement to make:
Remember Opposite dag last year?Well get ready for the madness once again this jaar because after making a enquête about whether of not we should hold another Opposite Day(and turn it into an annual event in general)to see if the others agree as well:link
I(with the suggestions of Lefteris and Riku) have come to the conclusion that we should hold the Opposite dag on November 25 this Sunday.Reason why this datum was chosen?Because the majority of users on here should have free time on that day.
P.S.
If anyone has any disagreements about the datum than feel free to contact me.
Remember Opposite dag last year?Well get ready for the madness once again this jaar because after making a enquête about whether of not we should hold another Opposite Day(and turn it into an annual event in general)to see if the others agree as well:link
I(with the suggestions of Lefteris and Riku) have come to the conclusion that we should hold the Opposite dag on November 25 this Sunday.Reason why this datum was chosen?Because the majority of users on here should have free time on that day.
P.S.
If anyone has any disagreements about the datum than feel free to contact me.