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Childbirth is the seconde most painful thing in the world, right volgende to being burned alive.

u are meer likely to get struck door lightning than to be attacked and killed door a bear.

It is unlawful to sit on the floor anywhere in the US Capitol building. It is considered to be protesting.

The chicken is the closest living relative to the T-Rex.

Elephants are the only animal that have 4 knees. They also are the only animal that can't jump.

The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.

Vaccinations contain dead bacteria cells. The bacteria cells are inserted into your body so that it can kill them. Then, your white blood cells memorize how to kill those certain bacteria cells, making it easier for them to heal u if u get the full disease later.

meer than ten people a jaar are killed door vending machines.


Adolf Hitler only had one testicle.


Male babies are meer fragile and sensitive in the womb and during birth than females.


It is impossible for our Sun to become a supernova ... it's too small.

Without insulin type 1 diabetics would starve to death no matter how much food they eat.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

Most of the dust underneath your bed is actually your own dead skin. Yuck!

Spongebob Squarepants lives in a pineapple on schelp, conch straat in the town of Bikini Bottom.

There are only two mammals in the world that lay eggs, the echidna and the platypus.

Carmine is actually crushed up insect skeletons, it's most commonly found in lip gloss.

Your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body.
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posted by talinabeadles
If u are looking for a boy to prank call. Call your ex and tell him he got u pregnant and that u want child support. Then if he hangs up repeat the cycle again. hope this helps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




then if u want to be mean about it then do it at school and make a rumor and see what people say and then the volgende dag say that u are the pregnant one and your not just kidding they fell for it and seeif u get child support hope this helps like i zei have not tried ths yet but we will i no this is very long i understand then stop reading and if u are still reading thisthen i know u love me no joke i thought u did not want to countinue reading u llied what a big mistake not jk lol this is so random ask your mom hows she doing for me kk yous till read bye now your still reading bye b7ye now stop reading this great now u can read this now try a book would you!!!!!!!!!!Stop reading this bye!!!!!!!! inbox me i love u and hit me at facebook at talina cyanne
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In the movie Scream, Randy zei “There are certain rules that one must abide door in order to successfully survive a horror movie”.

1. u can never have sex. BIG NO-NO! BIG NO-NO! Sex equals death, okay?
2. u can never drink of do drugs. The sin factor! It’s a sin. It’s an extension of number one.
3. Never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, “I’ll be right back.” Because u won’t be back.

In Scream 2, the rules for a horror sequel were:

1. The body count is always bigger.
2. The death scenes are always much meer elaborate, with meer blood and gore.
3. If u want your films...
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January 12, 2001

Andy: *Stops his car in front of the police station*
Lewis: *Gets out*
Andy: *Drives away*
Bob: *Watches Lewis enter the police station* Lewis, guess what Shawn got the two of us.
Lewis: What?
Bob: Come on, follow me. *Walks with Lewis outside into a parking lot*

Outside were two brand new Chrysler 300's

Lewis: I guess this explains why Andy sold my car yesterday.
Bob: Yep. These are our welcome back gifts.
Leonard: *Walks over* Welcome back u two.
Bob: Thanks Leonard.
Leonard: Lewis, I gotta talk to you.
Lewis: Alright.
Bob: I'll go somewhere else, and let u talk in private. *Leaves*...
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#1: LED ZEPPLIN STEAL SONGS:
I actually UNDERSTAND the hate on Led Zepplin.
They recreate songs, apparently NON of those songs are orginally written door them.
And they don't pay for the RIGHTS either..


#2: SANTA CLAUS:
The name Santa Claus is synonymous with Christmas time, the Christian celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. Actually, many elements of the Santa Claus story hold very little Christian relevance. The fat, happy Santa of our childhood memories is actually based on the fearsome Norse god of war – Odin..


#3: THE GRINCH MOVIE:
Nostalgia Cretic actually RUINED my happy memories of...
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