What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The volgende time u and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a enquête to see which of u successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with u - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever u have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If u were really looking for an honest answer, u wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The volgende time u make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused door rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do u and your vrienden keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if u look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' favoriete outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If u must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then u never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know u can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises of promotions were gained door arm wrestling the boss.
If u don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The volgende time u and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a enquête to see which of u successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with u - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever u have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If u were really looking for an honest answer, u wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The volgende time u make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused door rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do u and your vrienden keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if u look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' favoriete outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If u must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then u never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know u can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises of promotions were gained door arm wrestling the boss.
If u don't read this, someone else wil
1.The Characters are awesome
2.It can make u laugh so hard
3.It can make u cry like a baby
4.The fight scenes are epic
5.Theres blood
6.They swear
7.The storyline is really good
8.Theres Ninjas'!!
9.They have Sasuke(cool)
10.The weapons they use are so coool
11.The villians are so evil.
12.It makes u wish u lived in the naruto world.
13.They have great opening and ending songs.
14.It makes u think about it all the time
15.It teaches u naruto history
2.It can make u laugh so hard
3.It can make u cry like a baby
4.The fight scenes are epic
5.Theres blood
6.They swear
7.The storyline is really good
8.Theres Ninjas'!!
9.They have Sasuke(cool)
10.The weapons they use are so coool
11.The villians are so evil.
12.It makes u wish u lived in the naruto world.
13.They have great opening and ending songs.
14.It makes u think about it all the time
15.It teaches u naruto history
my friend sent me this text message a while geleden and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask u somethingand i want u to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how u feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want u to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi of Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask u somethingand i want u to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how u feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want u to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi of Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.