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posted by E-Scope90
Speculate to break the one u hate
Circulate the lie u confiscate
Assassinate and mutilate
As the hounding media in hysteria
Who’s the volgende for u to resurrect
JFK exposed the CIA
Truth be told the grassy knoll
As the blackmail story in all your glory
It’s slander
u say it’s not a sword
But with your pen u torture men
You’d crucify the Lord
And u don’t have to read it, read it
And u don’t have to eat it, eat it
To buy it is to feed it, feed it
So why do we keep foolin’ ourselves

Just because u read it in a magazine
of see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Though everybody wants to read all about it
Just because u read it in a magazine
of see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual, actual
They say he’s homosexual

In the hood
Frame him if u could
Shoot to kill
To blame him if u will
If he dies sympathize
Such false witnesses
Damn self righteousness
In the black
Stab me in the back
In the face
To lie and shame the race
Heroine and Marilyn
As the headline stories
Of all your glory
It’s slander
With the words u use
You’re a parasite in black and white
Do anything for news
And u don’t go and buy it, buy it
And they won’t glorify it, ‘fy it
To read it sanctifies it, ‘fies it
Then why do we keep foolin’ ourselves

Just because u read it in a magazine
of see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Everybody wants to read all about it
Just because u read it in a magazine
of see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
See, but everybody wants to believe all about it
Just because u read it in a magazine
of see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
See, but everybody wants to believe all about it
Just because u read it in a magazine
of see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual, actual
She’s blonde and she’s bi-sexual

Scandal
With the words u use
You’re a parasite in black and white
Do anything for news
And u don’t go and buy it, buy it
And they won’t glorify it, ‘fy it
To read it sanctifies it, ‘fies it
Why do we keep foolin’ ourselves
Slander
u say it’s not a sin
But with your pen u torture men
Then why do we keep foolin’ ourselves

Just because u read it in a magazine
of see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Though everybody wants to read all about it
Just because u read it in a magazine
of see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
See, but everybody wants to read all about it
Just because u read it in a magazine
of see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Just because u read it in a magazine
of see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Just because u read it in a magazine
of see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual, actual
You’re so damn disrespectable
"Okay Josie,try Natalie Marlene's house,you zei she was always saying they would kill her cause she spread s rumor,Right?"Asked Detective Joe."Yeah!Thanks again Joe!"Josie zei as she grabbed her keys.--------------------------------------------
Josie Knocked on Natalie's door."Who IS IT?"Natalie asked."FBI OPEN THE DOOR!OR I'LL BUST IT OPEN!"Josie said.Natalie opened the door."Josie!!Did u hear 'bout Kate?"Natalie asked.
"That's why I'm here Natalie!I Think u killed her cause u always zei u would kill her!!!"Josie Said."I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERARY!!!I don't know where she lives!"Natalie...
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Sam:COME ON!!!
Emma:Yeah!!Come on do it!
Me:*Guilty*uh!!Oh what the jack crap FINE!!!
Both:YES!!*Hugs me*Abby!!!Really?!!?!?!
Me:What do I have to lose?
Emma:That's the spirit?
Sam:What will u sing??TELL ME!!
Me:*Whispers*
Sam:Really!That is the best song!
Emma:Lets go practice!
Me:I regret this already!
I of course play keyboard,Emma played Guitar,Sam played drums,
Me:And any snide remarks from my father about your tattoos will be ignored,Cause my hart-, hart is yours.
Emma:GREAT!Perfect!We are all ready!
Sam:NO!We keep practicing!Come on from the top!
Me:Elevator Buttons and Morning air,Strangers' silence makes...
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Taylor's POV:
Now,AFTER A WEEK,Me and Lizzy were best friends!
We did everything together!But Amber was taking it really hard.
Taylor:Hey!Lizzy wanna go eat lunch?
Lizzy:When they say we can!
Taylor:What?
Lizzy:They always call stations!We're Station 3
Taylor:Oh,Well when they call us do ya wanna?
Lizzy:Love to!
Amy:STATION 3!LUNCH TIME!
Taylor:Wow!What are the odds?
Lizzy:I Know right!
*Taylor and Lizzy got their trays fixed*
Lizzy:Come on!Tell me about your family!
Taylor:Fine!My mom is really nice!I was born in 1999
and Charm was born just a few months ago,And Amber was born 2007.
Lizzy:Man,it must be hard...
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posted by adaug
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four jaar old Amber,
A 12 jaar old Kennedy,A 5 jaar old Harper,And then there's 9 jaar old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her dolls back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do u want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in tosti apparaat, broodrooster for half a minute.
*Ten minuten later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do u know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked u as the Babysitter cause u have 7 siblings and u all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
posted by Aquarius18
1. Random ninjas will NOT jmup down from the sky and pull the fir alarm during math class. we aplogozie for this inconvenience.
2. ^Scratch that, not many epic things fall from the sky, except dead hawks.
3. Just reading about Hetalia: Axiz Powers on Wikipedia and you've seen the iParty with Victorious Episode, and as soon as u read about Russia stalking China as a panda beer u recognized the reference, shoutin "All has become clear", you're insane.
4. If u see Foamy the eekhoorn flying around your science class, u deserve an invisible cupcake.
5. If you've ever been at SCHOOL and locked...
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1.When i want something now and they zei they zei not now i yell like a 5 jaar old sometime and they will do it

2.If i want to go somewhere and they zei no i will ingore them door saying pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee pretty preetty please and they zei FINE

3.if i want to play a game of go on the computer and they zei no i will be cying of just make them get scare from grabing a creppy thing =D

4.if i want to play with my sister with her friend and they zei no i will zei creepy thing to them like what if someone take u away they will zei ok scare >:D

5.if i dont want to go to school i will said...
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posted by TruBerries
Yes, it is I, TruBerries. The one that always keeps it real whether u want to hear it of not. The one that can be too much real for anyone to handle and therefore, if u can't handle of stand the heat, get out the kitchen!

Now, it seems to me, that there's repeated vragen that are getting a lot of people irritated, but u know, I've came to terms to decide NOT to answer the question(s) no matter how overrated they are. I must admit that I don't mind the 'What do u think of me?' questions( well as long as u don't put a personal foto up 'cause everyone could careless on what u look...
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posted by yukikiyruu
i just read in this another club iwant u guys to see



From an emai I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. u need it down. u don’t hear us complaining about u leaving it down.

3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon of the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4. Crying is blackmail.

5. Breasts...
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1. u grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. u take foto's of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when u sneeze.
5. u don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and u don’t even work there.
7. u spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your cats are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. u can’t even remember your seconde cup.
10. u can jump-start your car without cables.


*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
posted by smileypop9
Something I did for fun cos I was bored...just getting my thoughts out lol! This is part 3. :DDDDDDDDD
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Reading. So that's what I'm going to write about now. I love reading. It's fun, and it takes u to a whole new world.
Don't u hate it when someone on Fanpop writes: 'Me, reading? pffttt -_-' of something along those lines on their profiel page when they are asked for their favoriete books? I know I do.
..
I mean, how can u hate reading? u read every day. You're reading now. So don't put 'I don't read' on your profiel page, cos u obviously do.
..

To those who don't...
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cabine for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Six: Beth

    I’m Bethany “Beth” Janice Renee Curtis Spotskey. I live with my parents, Jane and Bob Spotskey, my two brothers, Drew and Josh, my little sister, Samantha and my newborn baby sister, Caitlin.
    I have no boyfriend anymore thanks to Martin who I’d fallen in love with. But, he’d broken my hart-, hart meer than once. I was trying really hard to let him go, but it wasn’t working exactly.
    Anyways, we were at the market near “Key’s Bathing Wear”. The market was really big,...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Rebecca doesn't only want to be known for her unforgettable song “Friday” so she is going to do everything in her power to create a cool new album.

Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five meer songs, can u believe it? :/

Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even zei that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.

So on her volgende CD Rebecca promises to have a meer natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.

source: europapress
posted by smileypop9
Ok, so I have come to notice that 99% of people either HATE Justin Bieber, of love the crap outta him. Those 2 groups of people are at war with each other. It's kinda annoying.
Why do all the hate commentaren have to be about Justin Bieber, don't haters have anything else to do in their lives?

Anyway, I don't hate Justin. I don't LOVE him either. I'm kinda in the middle. To me he is like a random boy I just met on the streets.
I don't go around bashing him and his fans, I don't post hate commentaren etc, but I don't post 'OMG I LOVE JB SOOOOOOOO MUCH' commentaren either.
I'm just happy the guy got his...
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cabine for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Two: Ella
    I’m totally convinced I have the best boyfriend in the entire world. He’s so sweet he bought me and all my vrienden a cabine for the summer. “Zack, u really didn’t need to do this!” I kept saying over and over again. It was no use, he was being all too sweet about it. “I know babe, but they ARE my vrienden too.” He kissed my forehead then picked my bag up. He grinned and then threw the bag into the car we were taking. “Thanks, baby.” I said, and hopped into the passenger seat.
    When...
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cabine for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I love loads.
    I was at home, after graduation whenever my oranje braambes, blackberry started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone....
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posted by yoj123
I was walking home pagina from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a walvis drove door in his sedan and zei happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.


I was like wow I went home pagina and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a vis tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!


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Always & Forever
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tuesdays
    
    Hi! My name is Naomi Locket. I am 15 years old and I have no parents. None! They died in a horrible car accident, but that’s all right door me, it gives me meer time to spend with the hottest guy alive-Thomas Richards. He’s my boyfriend of 2 years. He has auburn hair and green eyes. But, the disadvantage of having a boyfriend, and being so close, is the often result-babies. Our daughter and son (twins), Jordyn(girl) and Emmett(boy) are about 6 months old. Jordyn is the most adorable little baby,...
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posted by darkkhorn19
If u have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, u have $1.19. u also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do love Misa though!
I love rijst balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I love my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I love the colors: limoen, kalk Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I love the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own zwaan-, zwaan costume. Look at my oranje beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here u are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look meer ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?