Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.
If u consider it a sport to gather your food door drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all dag hoping that the food will swim by, u might live in Michigan .
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each jaar because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, u might live in Michigan .
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, u might live in Michigan .
If u instinctively walk like a pinguïn for five months out of the year, u might live in Michigan .
If someone in a store offers u assistance, and they don't work there, u might live in Michigan .
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, u might live in Michigan ..
If u have worn shorts and a jas at the same time, u might live in Michigan .
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, u might live in Michigan .
If u have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, u might live in Michigan .
Part 2 - u know you're a true MICHIGANIAN/ MICHIGANDER when
1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75.
2. u measure distance in hours.
3. u know several people who have hit a deer meer than once.
4. u often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
5. u can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. u see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. u install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
8. u carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. u design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. u know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
12. u can identify a southern of eastern accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer volgende to your blue spruce.
14. u were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. Down South to u means Ohio .
16. A brat is something u eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
18. u go out to a vis fry every Friday.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
20. u have meer miles on your snow blower than your car.
21. u find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
22. u drink pop and bake with soda.
23. Your doctor tells u to drink Vernors and u know it's not medicine.
24. u can actually drink Vernors without coughing.
25. u know what a Yooper is.
26. u think owning a Honda is Un-American.
27. u know that UP is a place, not a direction.
28. u know it's possible to live in a thumb.
29. u understand that when visiting Detroit , the best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.
**I live in Michigan, so I can post this and feel good about it. =D Those of u that don't live in Michigan (or a state even close to this, because Lord knows nothing is exactly like michigan), u have no idea how true these are.
If u consider it a sport to gather your food door drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all dag hoping that the food will swim by, u might live in Michigan .
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each jaar because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, u might live in Michigan .
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, u might live in Michigan .
If u instinctively walk like a pinguïn for five months out of the year, u might live in Michigan .
If someone in a store offers u assistance, and they don't work there, u might live in Michigan .
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, u might live in Michigan ..
If u have worn shorts and a jas at the same time, u might live in Michigan .
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, u might live in Michigan .
If u have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, u might live in Michigan .
Part 2 - u know you're a true MICHIGANIAN/ MICHIGANDER when
1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75.
2. u measure distance in hours.
3. u know several people who have hit a deer meer than once.
4. u often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
5. u can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. u see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. u install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
8. u carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. u design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. u know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
12. u can identify a southern of eastern accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer volgende to your blue spruce.
14. u were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. Down South to u means Ohio .
16. A brat is something u eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
18. u go out to a vis fry every Friday.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
20. u have meer miles on your snow blower than your car.
21. u find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
22. u drink pop and bake with soda.
23. Your doctor tells u to drink Vernors and u know it's not medicine.
24. u can actually drink Vernors without coughing.
25. u know what a Yooper is.
26. u think owning a Honda is Un-American.
27. u know that UP is a place, not a direction.
28. u know it's possible to live in a thumb.
29. u understand that when visiting Detroit , the best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.
**I live in Michigan, so I can post this and feel good about it. =D Those of u that don't live in Michigan (or a state even close to this, because Lord knows nothing is exactly like michigan), u have no idea how true these are.
