NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President of Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a jaar plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO u HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a meer intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO u HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT u FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO u HAVE A CAR?: I think the meer appropriate vraag here would be "Do u have a car that runs?"
HAVE u RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS of RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO u SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD u LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO u CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President of Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a jaar plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO u HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a meer intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO u HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT u FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO u HAVE A CAR?: I think the meer appropriate vraag here would be "Do u have a car that runs?"
HAVE u RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS of RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO u SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD u LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO u CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries
