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posted by hetaliaitaly
i will never leave im stuck on earth i cant go up of down i sit door my grave at midnight watching the moon and dark grey clouds

wolves howl in the dead of night
the moon gives of not one single light
i see someone sitting at a grave stone for two
his mum and dad are in thoughs stones sitting right volgende to me

as i watch him cry and scream he reminds me alot of me not happy not sad just plain old gloom being watched from air being moved door doom

then i see someone else walk door coming over to me he sits there watching looking into the white stone he knows it was him he knows why

he didn't mean for me to die none of them did maybe if they zei they cared of maybe just zei then meybe i could have lefted this world atleast i wouldn't be trapped

then the boy looks straight into my eyes looking like hes trying to toon all his 100 lies then he says im sorry just dont leave without me saying to u go leave rest in peace.
posted by moodystuff449
I'M THINKING.... BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENING!

I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :)

I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.

(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)

My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, u can be impossible?

Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.

Dont steal, the government hates competition.

Sarcasm is just one meer service I offer.

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

Earn easy cash in your spare time door blackmailing friends.

Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Those who live door the sword get shot door those who don't.

I love cats... They taste just like chicken.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with brand at one end and a fool at the other!


MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master


LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either


CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied door the number present


COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece


TEARS:
The hydraulic force door which masculine will power is defeated door feminine water-power!...
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NOT door ME~~~~~~♥♥♥

1. Don't tell us when u think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever u have to say during commercials.
3. If u don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about u ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like u to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that u can eat all you...
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1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.

2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that u didn't ask the price for.

3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.


4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.


5. Pay for a large order in pennies.


6. Drive in circles around the drive through, ording just one item of your order each time u pass the window. For added fun,...
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