France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! u call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!
Britain
SHUT UP! u DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All u are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has meer dick! I have an army of Red Coats! u have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute? And yet, u still have the knack to boast!
France
Silly little England, u were never really great! Your eyebrows are one of the things that I hate! They call France the most romantic of places, the least u could do is give your people toothbrushes and braces! All u have is a really big clock, my Eiffel Tower makes panties drop! Why do u say bloody so much? Are u on your period? Sealand has meer dick? Are u delirious?? u over rated bastard, with your accent and tea, people need to realize that the greatest is me! I am Republique France and u don't stand a chance!
Britian
My fairytales entertain the masses, while all u do is stick your dick up their asses! Your just a pervert and nothing more, all your stories are such a bore. Your just conceded and I have meer fans than you, because people understand what Brits can do! Your just full of rubbish, go back to your little country, because Britain is number 1 France is no fun. So shut the bloody hell up while I toon u how it's done! u were pretty harsh before, but I strike back hard so don't fuck with me, u bloody retard!
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Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! u call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!
Britain
SHUT UP! u DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All u are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has meer dick! I have an army of Red Coats! u have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute? And yet, u still have the knack to boast!
France
Silly little England, u were never really great! Your eyebrows are one of the things that I hate! They call France the most romantic of places, the least u could do is give your people toothbrushes and braces! All u have is a really big clock, my Eiffel Tower makes panties drop! Why do u say bloody so much? Are u on your period? Sealand has meer dick? Are u delirious?? u over rated bastard, with your accent and tea, people need to realize that the greatest is me! I am Republique France and u don't stand a chance!
Britian
My fairytales entertain the masses, while all u do is stick your dick up their asses! Your just a pervert and nothing more, all your stories are such a bore. Your just conceded and I have meer fans than you, because people understand what Brits can do! Your just full of rubbish, go back to your little country, because Britain is number 1 France is no fun. So shut the bloody hell up while I toon u how it's done! u were pretty harsh before, but I strike back hard so don't fuck with me, u bloody retard!
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my friend sent me this text message a while geleden and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask u somethingand i want u to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how u feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want u to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi of Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask u somethingand i want u to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how u feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want u to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi of Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
1.I like pie
2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.
3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.
4.Dog food is a beautiful thing to watch when u are eating!
5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!
6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.
7.Heeeeeeeloo!
8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.
9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
10. Fartblossom!
11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)
12. Your face is disorted when u sleeeeeep.
13. Bye zei Santa while eating Blitzen.
2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.
3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.
4.Dog food is a beautiful thing to watch when u are eating!
5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!
6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.
7.Heeeeeeeloo!
8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.
9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
10. Fartblossom!
11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)
12. Your face is disorted when u sleeeeeep.
13. Bye zei Santa while eating Blitzen.
Kiss On The Ear-You Are Special
Kiss On The Nose-Laughter
Kiss On The Cheek-Friendship
Kiss On The Forehead-I Comfort You
Kiss On The Neck-I Want You
Kiss On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
Kiss Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender Kiss On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I Lost u