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posted by LizzyTheCat
1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two minuten later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if u are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when u get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'

7.Ask if u can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 minuten and if your teacher notices how long u were gone, say u have diarrhea of constipation.

8.During a lesson of while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.

9.Every time your teacher has explained something, vraag it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'

10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your zitplaats, stoel and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if u are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if u aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how u are never chosen (even if u get chosen often) of accuse him/her of being bias.

11.Come to school late and when u get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.

12.Come to school late and when u get asked about it, say that u aren't allowed u tell-the government has made u swear to secrecy.

13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma of grandpa.

14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).

15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! u look MUCH older than that!'

16.Never bring a pen of pencil to school so that u can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives u a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the dag with a grin.

17.When u are supposed to be reading silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.

18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives u the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.

19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.

20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.

21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* suits you. *giggle* Yea... u look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .

22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this vraag due to religious purposes.'

23.Tell him/her that u heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that u can't answer that. They threatened u to secrecy.

24.Speak like Yoda.

25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that u had to take care of'.

26.(If u haven't learned) In an important test of assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your ezel off that afternoon and the volgende dag when u are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that u are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.

27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.

28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'

29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, dag after day.

30.If u ever have to mark your own work, with every vraag u get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
posted by Tayloraddict-1
(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes u mad of doesnt agree with your point of view u just meld them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes u mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont meld thm. Because we are a big family and we dont meld of block family we care and toon love for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to meld someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



Love all around
-Jordan
ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: u are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET u FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: u manen, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought u picked a dag out of a hat for that of something.

ME: Candy dag is when I say it is Candy Day. It's when I say it is Candy Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not...
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posted by jessicamc26
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do u want?" "I'm calling to meld my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank u very much for the call, sir." The volgende day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how u looked meer important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If u think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone reading the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. of the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an artikel here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...
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posted by cute20k
1. Your reading my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even reading this.
4. u didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did u notice I skipped number three.
7. u don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that u silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then u realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But u remember that a fact is something that can be proven right of wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. u wish u never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch u with the missing number this time. of did I?
14. u wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind reading powers amaze you.
16. u totally forgot I was only supposed to tell u ten facts.
This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog fan character. Do u think it's good?
***

Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 jaar old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of...
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel vis and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel vis could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a zoek as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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I couldn't post this as a vraag since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight fan on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. u can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a commentaar to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the vraag had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a stempel, punch in the stomach....
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minuten early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything u write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read vragen aloud, debate your antwoorden with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children singing in a row, then u sneeze and u fall down. Did u ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - u used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how u knew u had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - u know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal favoriete of mine) of a meer scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell u a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe u can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when u apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up door singing strand Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say u taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny of not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would u like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh u gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: u gonna tell me my fortune of what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell u your fortune?


Random guy: u zei u WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have u been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and koekjes, cookies don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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posted by jedigal1990
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Hello fellow random fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform u that a certain new fanpoper with the gebruikersnaam of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a vraag saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a forum saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now u will not be able to find these two contributions why u ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if u want proof that she zei this check out this forum
link
Now u may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have gegeven us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if u press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very brave generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my vrienden but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your hart-, hart beat
Is my favoriete lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If u could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home pagina though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes u happy.
I always want u to be happy.
I don't like it when u cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with u even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to verplaats on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When u leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe u embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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