1.Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.
2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipod of something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".
4.Sneeze on the food sample's they have in woolworths.
5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.
6.Ask the sales personnel at the muziek store whether u can get a CD that u know they dont have and ask really annoying vragen about why they dont have the CD u want
7.Teach pet store parrots to say rude words to whoever comes in the store.
8.Stomp on ketchup packets at Mcdonalds and say "THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN A BOTTLE NOT A PLASTIC SHIT TUBE"
9.Ask mall cops for stories of World War 1 and if they say they dont know say "OMG YOUR DIDN"T DEFEND YOUR COUNTRY".
10.Ask a salesman at a game store why they have white Nintendo Wii and Black Nintendo Wii then complain that its racist
When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say, “You mean u really can’t see it?”
11.Put an oranje work vest on and a whistle around your neck and go around telling people there doing stuff against the law and see if they fall for it.
12.Wear pancake makeup and new clothes and pose as a fashion dummy in clothes departments, occasionally screaming without warning.
Test mattresses in your pajamas.
13.Ask random people why there having such a bad hair day.
14.Sprint up the down escalator going down,
Stare at the people on the one going up and say "HEY YOUR GOING THE WRONG WAY'
15.Ask the the people that work at Telstra if they have any TVs that play the telstra hacking in system.
16.Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
17.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuten in every store that has them.
18.Try on bras over top, boven of your clothes and if your a boy put boxer's over your pants.
19.Make a trail of oranje sap on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
20.While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible, “I smell sex and candy.”
21.Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in housewares,” and see what happens.
22.have a hissy fit in the middle of the mall.
23.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
24.Re-dress the mannequins as u see fit.
25.Test the fishing rods and see what u can “catch” from the other aisles.
26.Put M&Ms all through the aisles.
27.Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
28.Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring dinner.
29.sample all the spray air fresheners.
30.“test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
31.When a worker asks if u need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t u people just leave me alone?”
32.Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while u pick your nose.
33.Take up an entire aisle in Toys door setting up a full scale battle field with action figures.
32.Ask male customers if they have any pads u can borrow.
33.While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
34Switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restrooms.
35.Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission Impossible.”
36.Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of a store.
37.In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.
38.Hide in the clothing racks and when the people browse through, say things like “Pick me, pick me!” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.
39.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, cover your ears and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”.
40.Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
41.Drag a lounge chair from a waiting room and when the people ask what your doing say "It didn't have a price so it must be free".
42.If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that u don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
43.in a big store when someone is leaving stick a bar code to there back so it buzzez when they leave.
2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipod of something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".
4.Sneeze on the food sample's they have in woolworths.
5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.
6.Ask the sales personnel at the muziek store whether u can get a CD that u know they dont have and ask really annoying vragen about why they dont have the CD u want
7.Teach pet store parrots to say rude words to whoever comes in the store.
8.Stomp on ketchup packets at Mcdonalds and say "THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN A BOTTLE NOT A PLASTIC SHIT TUBE"
9.Ask mall cops for stories of World War 1 and if they say they dont know say "OMG YOUR DIDN"T DEFEND YOUR COUNTRY".
10.Ask a salesman at a game store why they have white Nintendo Wii and Black Nintendo Wii then complain that its racist
When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say, “You mean u really can’t see it?”
11.Put an oranje work vest on and a whistle around your neck and go around telling people there doing stuff against the law and see if they fall for it.
12.Wear pancake makeup and new clothes and pose as a fashion dummy in clothes departments, occasionally screaming without warning.
Test mattresses in your pajamas.
13.Ask random people why there having such a bad hair day.
14.Sprint up the down escalator going down,
Stare at the people on the one going up and say "HEY YOUR GOING THE WRONG WAY'
15.Ask the the people that work at Telstra if they have any TVs that play the telstra hacking in system.
16.Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
17.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuten in every store that has them.
18.Try on bras over top, boven of your clothes and if your a boy put boxer's over your pants.
19.Make a trail of oranje sap on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
20.While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible, “I smell sex and candy.”
21.Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in housewares,” and see what happens.
22.have a hissy fit in the middle of the mall.
23.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
24.Re-dress the mannequins as u see fit.
25.Test the fishing rods and see what u can “catch” from the other aisles.
26.Put M&Ms all through the aisles.
27.Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
28.Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring dinner.
29.sample all the spray air fresheners.
30.“test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
31.When a worker asks if u need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t u people just leave me alone?”
32.Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while u pick your nose.
33.Take up an entire aisle in Toys door setting up a full scale battle field with action figures.
32.Ask male customers if they have any pads u can borrow.
33.While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
34Switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restrooms.
35.Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission Impossible.”
36.Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of a store.
37.In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.
38.Hide in the clothing racks and when the people browse through, say things like “Pick me, pick me!” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.
39.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, cover your ears and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”.
40.Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
41.Drag a lounge chair from a waiting room and when the people ask what your doing say "It didn't have a price so it must be free".
42.If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that u don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
43.in a big store when someone is leaving stick a bar code to there back so it buzzez when they leave.
I wondered if u could hear my hart-, hart in your sleep,
Recognize the smell of my skin in your dreams,
Touch my lips when u wake up,
And whisper in my ears while I sleep.
I pondered all that as u fell asleep to my heartbeat,
Breathing softly on my chest with one of your hands still feeling me.
And when I wake up it was your lips,
of maybe it's all just a dream.
But when I declared "I love you",
I could feel your lips at my ear,
Whispering the sweet melody,
Of everything I ever wanted to hear.
Recognize the smell of my skin in your dreams,
Touch my lips when u wake up,
And whisper in my ears while I sleep.
I pondered all that as u fell asleep to my heartbeat,
Breathing softly on my chest with one of your hands still feeling me.
And when I wake up it was your lips,
of maybe it's all just a dream.
But when I declared "I love you",
I could feel your lips at my ear,
Whispering the sweet melody,
Of everything I ever wanted to hear.
So my uncle told me this joke and I HAD to post it:
So two blondes walk into a bar and sit at the counter. They order drinks, high five, and yell "Three months!" They finish their drinks and repeat.
The bartender is curious and asks, "What does 'three months' mean?"
One blonde explains. "You see, we bought a puzzle and it zei on the front '3-6 years', but we finished it in three months!"
Got to be the dumbest blondes on earth!
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
So two blondes walk into a bar and sit at the counter. They order drinks, high five, and yell "Three months!" They finish their drinks and repeat.
The bartender is curious and asks, "What does 'three months' mean?"
One blonde explains. "You see, we bought a puzzle and it zei on the front '3-6 years', but we finished it in three months!"
Got to be the dumbest blondes on earth!
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
(hello people i am meer happy now ok so i did another poem and it was actualy happy this time)
