DEMENTED POEMS
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And toon me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And u love it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
toon me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And slikken it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And toon me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And u love it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
toon me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And slikken it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when u say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. u look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and u never get tired of being with us.
4. I love u and only you.-Well, u guys get the picture.
5. I will be with u forever.
6. u have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. u shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for u to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. u look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and u never get tired of being with us.
4. I love u and only you.-Well, u guys get the picture.
5. I will be with u forever.
6. u have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. u shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for u to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when u want to get kicked out of the DMV. door Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy volgende to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over door a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people volgende to u look at u funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down volgende to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your favoriete toon the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big toon number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy volgende to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over door a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people volgende to u look at u funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down volgende to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your favoriete toon the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big toon number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.