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Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And toon me your tits

Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And u love it up the shitter

Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

Roses are shit
Violets are crap
toon me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And slikken it down

Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
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"Search Me"


Through this skin u see
My heart
Through this laughter u feel
My pain
Even through this mask u see
My face
For u are the only one who really knows just who I am

And u zoek me
And u know all the secrets of my heart
And u zoek me
Revealing the mysteries of who u are
u zoek me

Growing up never comes
Easily
In Your hands, You're the potter
Molding me
Then why do I wear this mask and play this game
Of hide and seek
When u are the only one who really knows just who I am

And u zoek me
And u know all the secrets of my heart
And u zoek me
Revealing the...
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posted by Wendy99
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give meer than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving meer than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants u to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help u answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13...
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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when u say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. u look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and u never get tired of being with us.

4. I love u and only you.-Well, u guys get the picture.

5. I will be with u forever.

6. u have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. u shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for u to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when u want to get kicked out of the DMV. door Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy volgende to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over door a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people volgende to u look at u funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down volgende to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your favoriete toon the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big toon number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
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