Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell u a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told u to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If u die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The populair girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my overhemd, shirt on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If u are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some random guy/girl = Is this zitplaats, stoel empty?
u = Yes and this one will be too if u sit here.

I'll write meer soon!!!