You may fall from the sky, u may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Do u believe in love at first sight, of should I walk door again?
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
It's a good thing that I have my bibliotheek card. Why? Because I am totally checking u out!!
If a fat man puts u in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted u for Christmas.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
People call me John, but u can call me Tonight!
Did u have lucky charms for breakfast? Because u look magically delicious!
See my friend over there? He wants to know if u think I'm cute.
Do I know you? Cause u look a lot like my volgende girlfriend.
Are u a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
You’re so beautiful u made me forget my pick up line.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving u when all the roses die"
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Say "I bet I can kiss u on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her u lost the bet.
Are those space pants? Because your ezel is out of this world!
Would u sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
My love for u is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
49
Can u take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
If u were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Do u wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs zei no too!
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
If I followed u home, would u keep me?
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
I want to tell u your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Do u know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
I think it is time I tell u what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated door you.
u are so sweet u could put Hershey’s out of business.
Did u fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
I cant think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
I've noticed u noticing me and I'm just giving u notice that I've noticed you!
If u were a booger I would pick u first.
[man] Excuse me, would u like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I zei u look really fat in those pants!
Can u kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
What do u and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
u must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
If u were a new hamburger at McDonald's, u would be a McGorgeous.
Did the sun come up of did u just smile at me?
Are u form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call u of nudge you?
u owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Could u please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
Bond....James Bond
Do u have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I'm going outside to make out... care to kom bij me?
Can I buy u a drink, of do u just want the money?
i, I’m Mr. Right--I heard u were looking for me.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
Did it hurt when u fell? [Girl: Huh?] When u fell from heaven?
Polar beer (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
Are u a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
I must be lost… because I see paradise.
If u were a laser u would be set on stunning.
u don't sweat much for a fat chick.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
You're ugly, but u intrigue me...
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
Are u a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
(She asks u the time) Its two flirty and the date's with u and me.
Excuse me, did u just fart?
Girl u so fine I wish I could plant u and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Did something bad happen to u of are u just naturally ugly.
Do u believe in love at first sight, of should I walk door again?
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
It's a good thing that I have my bibliotheek card. Why? Because I am totally checking u out!!
If a fat man puts u in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted u for Christmas.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
People call me John, but u can call me Tonight!
Did u have lucky charms for breakfast? Because u look magically delicious!
See my friend over there? He wants to know if u think I'm cute.
Do I know you? Cause u look a lot like my volgende girlfriend.
Are u a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
You’re so beautiful u made me forget my pick up line.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving u when all the roses die"
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Say "I bet I can kiss u on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her u lost the bet.
Are those space pants? Because your ezel is out of this world!
Would u sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
My love for u is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
49
Can u take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
If u were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Do u wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs zei no too!
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
If I followed u home, would u keep me?
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
I want to tell u your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Do u know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
I think it is time I tell u what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated door you.
u are so sweet u could put Hershey’s out of business.
Did u fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
I cant think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
I've noticed u noticing me and I'm just giving u notice that I've noticed you!
If u were a booger I would pick u first.
[man] Excuse me, would u like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I zei u look really fat in those pants!
Can u kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
What do u and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
u must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
If u were a new hamburger at McDonald's, u would be a McGorgeous.
Did the sun come up of did u just smile at me?
Are u form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call u of nudge you?
u owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Could u please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
Bond....James Bond
Do u have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I'm going outside to make out... care to kom bij me?
Can I buy u a drink, of do u just want the money?
i, I’m Mr. Right--I heard u were looking for me.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
Did it hurt when u fell? [Girl: Huh?] When u fell from heaven?
Polar beer (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
Are u a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
I must be lost… because I see paradise.
If u were a laser u would be set on stunning.
u don't sweat much for a fat chick.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
You're ugly, but u intrigue me...
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
Are u a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
(She asks u the time) Its two flirty and the date's with u and me.
Excuse me, did u just fart?
Girl u so fine I wish I could plant u and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Did something bad happen to u of are u just naturally ugly.