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posted by koalagirl9
hallo babe sittin there
u dont see my sitting behind your chair
Im staring a at u and u butt
and on the back of your leg there is a cut
u got it shaving in the douche
i watched u threw the window for meer then a hour
i saw u fighting with your mom
about your newest stepdad Tom.
Now u saw me just my hat.
Now u hit me with a bat.
Ow is all that i can say.
But i still stalk u anyway.
I see u with your boyfriend.
But does he know it is the end.
I stab his back with a knife.
Now u both are screaming for your life.
And just cuz i feel like it and that is true.
I take out i mes and stab u to.
Now that i've stalked her today.
Im coming for u so run away.
posted by stellamusa101
 A Mary Sue and Gary Stu couple. :P
A Mary Sue and Gary Stu couple. :P
Well this is my first artikel on the link fan Club article. I need to straight my mind door saying what I hate loudly and clear!

A Few Fanpoppers Pretending To Be A Character
Well one think I straightly hate are Fanpoppers pretending to be a cartoon character, of a movie character. I hate it when a Fanpopper just come and goes to a club uithangbord saying "I'm a *character name* no joke," and then when people ask the user what happen in the story in the end, they'd say "Sorry, *character name* zei I can't tell.." and just a few days later, disappointed not believed door someone just say sorry and say this...
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Creepy 3D sound play. 1. Put on earphones 2. Keep u head still and relax 3. Close your eyes
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posted by TomboyYaoiFan56
 Picture related. It's how I feel whenever I see someone say 'TL;DR'
Picture related. It's how I feel whenever I see someone say 'TL;DR'
Dumping this here because I don't know where else to put it. If there's any club I can post this to, please name it in the comments. I want to make sure I get this out.

Am I the only who finds the whole TL;DR thing incredibly annoying and useless? I mean, who reads a long post that a person had poured their blood, sweat & tears into, and says "Oh, that was too long, I didn't read it." who the hell does that? In my opinion, it makes u look illiterate and lazy. If u want people to have time in their lives to read something u posted, u don't do something u know u would hate. To...
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
1. When u get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why u were speeding, tell him u wanted to race. 

3. When he talks to you, pretend u are deaf. 

4. If he asks if u knew how fast u were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to...... 

5. Ask if u can see his gun. 

6. When he says u aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger. 

7. Touch him. 

8. When he asks why u were speeding, tell him u had to buy a hat. 

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat. 

10. Refer to him door his first name. 

11. Pretend you...
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10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"

9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on the back of your knuckles permed.

8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.

7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke. (Also repeat using Squirty Cheese, A brand Extinguisher of Mace if desired.)

6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.

5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.

4. Hand...
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Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do u mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like u like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell u later. Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why u don't like me! Boy: Do u really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than freaking crap! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?!...
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