found this on the net:
20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall uithangbord and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”
2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"
6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconden and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, “Now, how did that get there?”
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, “Whoa! Easy boy!”
11. Say, "Interesting,. . . meer floaters than sinkers."
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread pinda boter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall uithangbord of your neighbor. Then say, “Whoops, could u kick that back over here please?”
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy!! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
14. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while u squeeze theballoon and splatter cream maïs all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo u had for breakfast.
15. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot!!"
16. Say, “Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?”
17. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
18. Before u unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your, “Cross-Dressers Anonymous” newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so u can see your neighbor and say, “Peek-a-boo!”
20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall uithangbord and sing “Born Free”
20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall uithangbord and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”
2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"
6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconden and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, “Now, how did that get there?”
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, “Whoa! Easy boy!”
11. Say, "Interesting,. . . meer floaters than sinkers."
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread pinda boter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall uithangbord of your neighbor. Then say, “Whoops, could u kick that back over here please?”
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy!! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
14. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while u squeeze theballoon and splatter cream maïs all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo u had for breakfast.
15. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot!!"
16. Say, “Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?”
17. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
18. Before u unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your, “Cross-Dressers Anonymous” newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so u can see your neighbor and say, “Peek-a-boo!”
20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall uithangbord and sing “Born Free”
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It's nice to see u again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
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Iggins:What?
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Iggins:What do u mean?
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Iggins:Hello?
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Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
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because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post updates if u want :)
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post updates if u want :)
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the top, boven of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy beer and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. u hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as u can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say u were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a random person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive u cheated on me with that whore" and point to a random girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If u are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If u are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz of dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy beer and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. u hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as u can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say u were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a random person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive u cheated on me with that whore" and point to a random girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If u are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If u are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz of dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the volgende week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told u I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell u again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can u tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the volgende week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told u I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell u again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can u tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
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-Alana
just because u love someone else doesn't mean u have to break one meer heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how u look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, u can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if u dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who u want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when u can enjoy being who u are.
-Alana
if u let yourself down, u let everyone behind u down.
-Alana
your first love will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana