Larry Potsmoker be a seriez of seven fantasy novels written door tha British lyricist J. K. Rowling. Da boeken chronicle tha adventurez of a wizard, Larry Potsmoker, n' his wild lil' playaz Ronald Weasley n' Hermione Granger, all of whom is studentz at Hogwartz School of Witchcraft n' Wizardry. Da main story arc concerns Harryz quest ta overcome tha Dark wizard Lord Voldemort, whose aims is ta become immortal, conquer tha wizardin ghetto, subjugate non-magical gangstas, n' destroy all em whoz ezel stand up in his way, especially Larry Potsmoker.
Ask who died every twenty minutes
Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"
Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"
Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"
Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh
Tap the person in front of u then look away when they turn around
Say u have a sixth since where u can see dead people
Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"
Tell someone that the funiral was fun and u should do it again sometime
If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"
Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!
Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"
Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"
Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"
Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh
Tap the person in front of u then look away when they turn around
Say u have a sixth since where u can see dead people
Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"
Tell someone that the funiral was fun and u should do it again sometime
If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"
Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!
Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
Dear Mark,
I wish I could say sorry of love u more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave u with my ring and this last letter.
I have lost myself and don't try to call me of come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to u and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if u let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and u too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
u will have your own life, everything u wanted with you.
u will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm bed when your old, knowing that u did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I love you, I love u so much...
~Reah
I wish I could say sorry of love u more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave u with my ring and this last letter.
I have lost myself and don't try to call me of come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to u and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if u let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and u too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
u will have your own life, everything u wanted with you.
u will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm bed when your old, knowing that u did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I love you, I love u so much...
~Reah