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Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours a dag - Ever hear of a Cat nap?
Most suicides happen on Mondays - Everyone hates Mondays, this is just another reason
Xenophobia is the fear of foreigners - No really it is
The olifant is the only animal with 4 knees - That's two meer then me of you, at least I hope so
The Word Goodbye come from "God By" which is from "May God be with you" - Cool
The plastic things on the end of your shoelace is called an "aglet" - Thank the Lord, now I can sleep at night
Every human upon being conceived spent at least half an uur as a single cell - everything has to start somewhere
Nobody know who built the Taj Mahal - Probably the same people that built pyramids, aliens!
On average there are 178 sesame seeds on a Big Mac bun - who would take the time to count?
Children typically grow meer during the Springtime then any other season - Makes sense to me, everything else get's bigger so why not us?
The United States has nerve once lost a war in which mules were used - Then let's ship some over to Iraq
Dueling is legal in Paraguay, as long as both parties are registered blood donors - so everyone wins, even if u lose u have the satisfaction of saving another life
Cats can hear ultra sound - but not our thoughts, thanks goodness
The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead schapen - eww! That's just gross!
Beatrix Potter created the first in her legendary series "Peter Rabbit" in 1902 - that's 105 years ago!
If u were born with a crooked nose in ancient Rome it was considered a sign of leadership - darn it! My nose is straight
Revolvers are impossible to silence due to the expulsion of gasses at the rear of the gun - so don't use it to hunt dear, it will scare them away
The Legendary Monster Nessi of Lock Ness is zei to be able to swim at 18 to 20 knots - pretty fast for an old girl
The Largemouth bas, bass is actually smaller then the Smallmouth bas, bass - that's just dumb if u ask me
Nintendo almost sold out to Atari in the early 1980's but their offer was rejected - wow, someone got fired!
Iceland has some of the worlds most frequent volcanic activity - shake rattle and roll, Icelanian style!
SOS in mores code does not stand for Save our Ship it is simply the shortest combination of three letters in the code - I like to think it stands for Save our Ship though
The average human being in a lifetime walks the equivalent of five times around the earth's equate - no wonder we sleep for a quarter of our lives
The average American keeps their car for only 2 of 3 years - I have had mine for 4.... Honey! We need a new car!
Most people burn meer calories sleeping then watching TV - So my new diet includes 12 hours of sleep, oh yeah!
If u travel from London to New York via Concord door crossing time zones you'll arrive 2 hours before u left - Then u have to go back and kill yourself to save the future
Charlie Brown's father was a barber - and here I always thought he was a public speaker
The average person makes 1,140 phone calls a jaar - my wife makes meer then three average people combined... *sigh
Purple is the color of royalty - not anymore, if I saw struik, bush wearing purple I'd laugh my head off... well I do that anyways when he talks so it would just add to the hilarity.
Stressed is dessert spelled backwards - ...I tried it, it works
American car horns are in the tone of F - So remember that when u toot your own horn
The human body replaces 98% of its atoms each jaar - Science at work
In a deck of playing cards the king of hearts is the only king without a mustache - The Queen complained
For every person in the United States there are two credit cards - Cha Ching!
Mario from super Mario Brothers for the NES was originally known as Jumpman from the 1981 arcade game Donkey Kong - Mamma Mia!
Hope u found this interesting, just some random useless facts in case your ever on a game show, like who want's to be a millionaire of 1 Vs 100 something like that speaking of game shows.... well I'll leave that for another time.
Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours a dag - Ever hear of a Cat nap?
Most suicides happen on Mondays - Everyone hates Mondays, this is just another reason
Xenophobia is the fear of foreigners - No really it is
The olifant is the only animal with 4 knees - That's two meer then me of you, at least I hope so
The Word Goodbye come from "God By" which is from "May God be with you" - Cool
The plastic things on the end of your shoelace is called an "aglet" - Thank the Lord, now I can sleep at night
Every human upon being conceived spent at least half an uur as a single cell - everything has to start somewhere
Nobody know who built the Taj Mahal - Probably the same people that built pyramids, aliens!
On average there are 178 sesame seeds on a Big Mac bun - who would take the time to count?
Children typically grow meer during the Springtime then any other season - Makes sense to me, everything else get's bigger so why not us?
The United States has nerve once lost a war in which mules were used - Then let's ship some over to Iraq
Dueling is legal in Paraguay, as long as both parties are registered blood donors - so everyone wins, even if u lose u have the satisfaction of saving another life
Cats can hear ultra sound - but not our thoughts, thanks goodness
The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead schapen - eww! That's just gross!
Beatrix Potter created the first in her legendary series "Peter Rabbit" in 1902 - that's 105 years ago!
If u were born with a crooked nose in ancient Rome it was considered a sign of leadership - darn it! My nose is straight
Revolvers are impossible to silence due to the expulsion of gasses at the rear of the gun - so don't use it to hunt dear, it will scare them away
The Legendary Monster Nessi of Lock Ness is zei to be able to swim at 18 to 20 knots - pretty fast for an old girl
The Largemouth bas, bass is actually smaller then the Smallmouth bas, bass - that's just dumb if u ask me
Nintendo almost sold out to Atari in the early 1980's but their offer was rejected - wow, someone got fired!
Iceland has some of the worlds most frequent volcanic activity - shake rattle and roll, Icelanian style!
SOS in mores code does not stand for Save our Ship it is simply the shortest combination of three letters in the code - I like to think it stands for Save our Ship though
The average human being in a lifetime walks the equivalent of five times around the earth's equate - no wonder we sleep for a quarter of our lives
The average American keeps their car for only 2 of 3 years - I have had mine for 4.... Honey! We need a new car!
Most people burn meer calories sleeping then watching TV - So my new diet includes 12 hours of sleep, oh yeah!
If u travel from London to New York via Concord door crossing time zones you'll arrive 2 hours before u left - Then u have to go back and kill yourself to save the future
Charlie Brown's father was a barber - and here I always thought he was a public speaker
The average person makes 1,140 phone calls a jaar - my wife makes meer then three average people combined... *sigh
Purple is the color of royalty - not anymore, if I saw struik, bush wearing purple I'd laugh my head off... well I do that anyways when he talks so it would just add to the hilarity.
Stressed is dessert spelled backwards - ...I tried it, it works
American car horns are in the tone of F - So remember that when u toot your own horn
The human body replaces 98% of its atoms each jaar - Science at work
In a deck of playing cards the king of hearts is the only king without a mustache - The Queen complained
For every person in the United States there are two credit cards - Cha Ching!
Mario from super Mario Brothers for the NES was originally known as Jumpman from the 1981 arcade game Donkey Kong - Mamma Mia!
Hope u found this interesting, just some random useless facts in case your ever on a game show, like who want's to be a millionaire of 1 Vs 100 something like that speaking of game shows.... well I'll leave that for another time.
1. I kissed a frog and he daint turn into a prince instead it spat a fly in my face!
2. I kissed a dog and spit got in my mouth -yum
3. I kissed a pig and it burped in my mouth tasted of crap
4. I kissed the sidewalk and it tasted of wee tangy
5. I kissed a vampire and he bit me i nearly died and now im paralised
6. I kissed a schildpad it and it kissed me back slowly
7. i kissed my reflection and my mirror was drooly
8. I kissed a guy and he rejected
9. I Kissed a baby and got sent to jail now i am a pedo
10. I kissed a girl and ...I liked it
2. I kissed a dog and spit got in my mouth -yum
3. I kissed a pig and it burped in my mouth tasted of crap
4. I kissed the sidewalk and it tasted of wee tangy
5. I kissed a vampire and he bit me i nearly died and now im paralised
6. I kissed a schildpad it and it kissed me back slowly
7. i kissed my reflection and my mirror was drooly
8. I kissed a guy and he rejected
9. I Kissed a baby and got sent to jail now i am a pedo
10. I kissed a girl and ...I liked it