1. When u get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why u were speeding, tell him u wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend u are deaf.
4. If he asks if u knew how fast u were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if u can see his gun.
6. When he says u aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why u were speeding, tell him u had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him door his first name.
11. Pretend u are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks u to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks u to spread them, tell him u don't go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me avondeten, diner first"
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause u don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After u sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read u your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes u away.
25. Before u sign the ticket, pick your nose. u have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like u are retarded.
32. When he's telling u what u did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34. When he tells u to stop, say what are u talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of u here tonight.......
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five favoriete Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say u missed a spot, and grin.
45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if u can buy his car.
48. If he takes u to the station, Ask to sit in front.
49. Play with the siren.
50. If u know him, say u had his wife for dinner.
51. If u don't know him, ask if u can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner
52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.
53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
56. When u are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
57. Turn your head and whistle.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what u gonna do with that.
59. If u are female, say I don't do that on the first date.
60. If he sticks u in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
61. Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
62. Tell him u like men in uniform.
63. Ask if u can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party
2. When he asks why u were speeding, tell him u wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend u are deaf.
4. If he asks if u knew how fast u were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if u can see his gun.
6. When he says u aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why u were speeding, tell him u had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him door his first name.
11. Pretend u are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks u to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks u to spread them, tell him u don't go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me avondeten, diner first"
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause u don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After u sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read u your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes u away.
25. Before u sign the ticket, pick your nose. u have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like u are retarded.
32. When he's telling u what u did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34. When he tells u to stop, say what are u talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of u here tonight.......
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five favoriete Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say u missed a spot, and grin.
45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if u can buy his car.
48. If he takes u to the station, Ask to sit in front.
49. Play with the siren.
50. If u know him, say u had his wife for dinner.
51. If u don't know him, ask if u can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner
52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.
53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
56. When u are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
57. Turn your head and whistle.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what u gonna do with that.
59. If u are female, say I don't do that on the first date.
60. If he sticks u in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
61. Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
62. Tell him u like men in uniform.
63. Ask if u can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party
girl 1: OMFG did u hear dat mr scalleywag got fired
girl 2: yah...do u think we should make him a good-bye card???????
girl 1: HECK NO
girl 2: y?????
girl 1: remeber, wat he made us do
girl 2: oh yah.......wait wat???????
girl 1: he made us do really hard pop-quizes, remeber
girl 2: no dat waz ms perrywinkle
girl 1: oh yah.....i know lets make mr scalleywag a good-bye card
girl 2: i just.......never mind
girl 1: sooooo u will come 2 my place nd we will make it
girl 2: k, hol, den tomorrow we will bring it to skool
girl 1: y
girl 2: so everyone can sign it and hol, den we will mail it 2 mr scalleywag
girl 1: k, sooo i'll come over 2 ur house
gir 2: i thought i waz coming 2 ur house
girl 1: nah we will make it at ur house because u hav better art stuff dan me :)
girl 2: k bye :)
girl 1: bye :)
girl 2: yah...do u think we should make him a good-bye card???????
girl 1: HECK NO
girl 2: y?????
girl 1: remeber, wat he made us do
girl 2: oh yah.......wait wat???????
girl 1: he made us do really hard pop-quizes, remeber
girl 2: no dat waz ms perrywinkle
girl 1: oh yah.....i know lets make mr scalleywag a good-bye card
girl 2: i just.......never mind
girl 1: sooooo u will come 2 my place nd we will make it
girl 2: k, hol, den tomorrow we will bring it to skool
girl 1: y
girl 2: so everyone can sign it and hol, den we will mail it 2 mr scalleywag
girl 1: k, sooo i'll come over 2 ur house
gir 2: i thought i waz coming 2 ur house
girl 1: nah we will make it at ur house because u hav better art stuff dan me :)
girl 2: k bye :)
girl 1: bye :)
In haloween people are supposed to dress up in scary costumes... and well scare someone!
were I live, I didn't find anything scary.
Tinkerbell.... NOT SCARY princesses......NOT SCARY
hot dogs wearing iron man masks...NOT SCARY
fat sumo wrestelers.....maybe a little bit....
NOT SCARY, u get the point. Why couldn't they have at least one person who has a arm that comes of when u touch it.but,when I was watching my little brother trick of treat I saw this man.... He was in a wheelchair... saying ders candy over there!, In this weird voice that reminded me of Michal Jackson! Then out of no where he fell out of his wheel chair and said,Yah want to shake my
hand?, with his black teeth open wide....then, I steped back a few (dozen) feet with my eyes
open wide. that was the only thing on haloween that actually scared me.
were I live, I didn't find anything scary.
Tinkerbell.... NOT SCARY princesses......NOT SCARY
hot dogs wearing iron man masks...NOT SCARY
fat sumo wrestelers.....maybe a little bit....
NOT SCARY, u get the point. Why couldn't they have at least one person who has a arm that comes of when u touch it.but,when I was watching my little brother trick of treat I saw this man.... He was in a wheelchair... saying ders candy over there!, In this weird voice that reminded me of Michal Jackson! Then out of no where he fell out of his wheel chair and said,Yah want to shake my
hand?, with his black teeth open wide....then, I steped back a few (dozen) feet with my eyes
open wide. that was the only thing on haloween that actually scared me.
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which maand do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:
1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2) Ecuador.
3) From schapen and horses.
4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5) eekhoorn fur.
6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7) Albert. When he came to the troon in 1936 he respected the wish of Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.
8) Distinctively crimson.
9) New Zealand.
10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which maand do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:
1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2) Ecuador.
3) From schapen and horses.
4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5) eekhoorn fur.
6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7) Albert. When he came to the troon in 1936 he respected the wish of Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.
8) Distinctively crimson.
9) New Zealand.
10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
listen guys u all know me as pizzafan and I was and I wanna say I am so sorry to everybody on hurt on this site I zei horrible things and I was a bully and id like forgiveness and fun on here and id like a seconde chance on here again and I am sorry to everybody if u don't forgive me I understand and I wont threaten u of go after u if u don't don't worry
but if u do forgive me u wont regret it I promise
please forgive
also don't meld me please just read the artikel and don't meld me I wont be mean ever again
if u guys forgive me awesome if u don't then oh well
but I still would like to say im sorry to all
but if u do forgive me u wont regret it I promise
please forgive
also don't meld me please just read the artikel and don't meld me I wont be mean ever again
if u guys forgive me awesome if u don't then oh well
but I still would like to say im sorry to all
