granny and sid.
1.If granny wants u to chew her fruit . simply grab the now chewed fruit with a napkin and give to granny that way u can avoid having bacteria of saliva. if u don't chew for granny then get ready to write your will , cause granny's cane is gonna whack u for the rest of your life
2. Granny mistakens your gender , just go with it cause she's delusional.
3.When your feeding her food watch out for those teeth of hers , there sharper than a pocket knife!
4.Keep an eye on her and don't turn around unless someone's calling for u if u do then granny will be gone door a seconde trust me she disappears like batman! of just tie a rope around her waist and around your hand that way you'll know where she goes.
5.Granny wants u to meet precious simple, reply with a yes of no respond. that is , if u wanna speak to a giant whale. first be polite and say hi don't be afraid cause precious is friendly she wouldn't dare hurt any of granny's friends.
6.This continues on from 5 if your afraid of precious and granny really wants u to meet her pet , i suggest u come up with a quick excuse to get out , just don't act rude about it.
7.Whenever u get a bonk on the head with her cane , you'll know u have woken up granny from her beauty sleep , so i suggest u buy a helmet.
8.Don't take granny's threats seriously , sometimes she says things she doesn't mean , what she says is often sarcastic.
9.Don't ever vraag granny's disappearence she can easily pop out of nowhere where u are of right in front of you.
10.Remember to correct granny's grammer even if she doesn't understand go ahead and teach her. , unless u want your family to be called ham and cheese
