Eight uur lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are u a really bad singer, of a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, u shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, u be allowed to touch the London broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
Every time u eat of drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.


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