How to be annoying to...Your Teacher!
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on
the walls as u walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask? DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????? very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at u for saying that, simply reply, ?wow I can tell you?re a blast at parties?
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream ? THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!?
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells u to stop, kruis your arms and say, ?Your racist against paper aren?t you.?
8. Don?t do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks u why u didn?t do your homework say ?I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you?re the worst teacher ever.? then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When u have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), u stand up and say ?PROVE IT!?
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Ways to annoy your...Brother/Sister!
1•Walk into his/her room & slaan, smack him with a pillow, then walk out.
2•Poke him/her constantly again and again and again.
3•Say "Hey, is that that girl/boy u like over there?" loudly, and point at random girl/boy.
4•When standing volgende to him/her, yell "Omigosh, there's a hobo volgende to me!" Then stempel, punch him/her.
5• After every word u say to him/her, say "like".
6•When he's/she's doing homework and leaves, erase random problems.
7•Get two walkie talkies, turn them on and hide one under his/her pillow, then at night whisper loudly into it "I'm watching you".
8•Say "are we there yet? Are we there yet?" Repeat, when in a car.
9•Blow in his/her ear.
10•Walk up to the gir/boyl he/she likes and say "I know who likes you" And point to your brother/sister.
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1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on
the walls as u walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask? DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????? very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at u for saying that, simply reply, ?wow I can tell you?re a blast at parties?
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream ? THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!?
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells u to stop, kruis your arms and say, ?Your racist against paper aren?t you.?
8. Don?t do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks u why u didn?t do your homework say ?I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you?re the worst teacher ever.? then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When u have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), u stand up and say ?PROVE IT!?
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Ways to annoy your...Brother/Sister!
1•Walk into his/her room & slaan, smack him with a pillow, then walk out.
2•Poke him/her constantly again and again and again.
3•Say "Hey, is that that girl/boy u like over there?" loudly, and point at random girl/boy.
4•When standing volgende to him/her, yell "Omigosh, there's a hobo volgende to me!" Then stempel, punch him/her.
5• After every word u say to him/her, say "like".
6•When he's/she's doing homework and leaves, erase random problems.
7•Get two walkie talkies, turn them on and hide one under his/her pillow, then at night whisper loudly into it "I'm watching you".
8•Say "are we there yet? Are we there yet?" Repeat, when in a car.
9•Blow in his/her ear.
10•Walk up to the gir/boyl he/she likes and say "I know who likes you" And point to your brother/sister.
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