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At least a dozen times a dag u hear "I hate society" and "society sucks," and people complaining and complaining about it, but here's the thing thing:

u say u hate society, u say u can’t stand it. u say u hate your generation and the kids at your school and the people u see on the streets around you, but you’re one of them.

You’re one of them, you’re a member of society, u all are. u were born this way, u will die this way. u are society, and society is you. u are the constitute parts of each other, inseparable and indistinguishable. Your connection is binding and undeniable, and u are nothing without each other.

And u so often forget that it’s society that made u hate society. Even your hatred of society is a product of that society, everything u are and everything everyone around u is, is a product of society.

u are no better than the Beliebers, u are no better than the people on Jersey Shore. u are a product of society the same as them, made from the same mold and u went down different paths but u are meer alike than u probably want to admit. They are society, and so are you. u are all blades of gras in a vast field.

So u say u hate society but u don’t, because to hate it would be to reject your very essence – your own soul, your own beliefs, your own values, your own thoughts, your own life. u can’t hate society, u can’t even sincerely dislike it, because every single part of you, every facet that u call yourself, is society.

u are nothing else.
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How do u know people don't like your friend? Oh, I don't know, how about the fact that...

1. Your mom can never remember your friend's name. She even guesses. "Oh, is your friend... uh... Tasha coming over?" Your friend's name is not Tasha. It's Kate.

2. Your Dad always seems to disappear when Kate comes over. "Well, I should go paint the garage door now." "Now?" "Yep, no time to waste. Just have to pick up a Kate of paint... I mean, a can of paint from the store."

3. Your little brother rolls his eyes at her name. "Kate's coming over? Does she have to?"

4. Your mom defends Kate to...
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1. It’s OK to kill people.

2. Dying doesn’t really matter much either.


3. If you’re 14, have hair covering your eyes and live in a small village, man up, because you’re going to have to save the world.

4. Medicine became obsolete in the jaar 2004, when doctors noticed that hiding behind a uithangbord caused human health to regenerate to 100%.

5. Eating stuff found on the floor is good for u – your parents were wrong.


6. Sometime in the future, Earth will be menaced door hordes of alien spacecraft that fly in predictable patterns and can be killed in one hit. The logical course of action will...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Here are some pretty amazing facts that u probably didn't know:

Originally, Coca-Cola was green. It was an herbal medicine used for dizziness and stomach pain.

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

The height of the pyramid of Cheops is equal to one millionth of the distance separating the Earth from the Sun....

Why do we say OK? In the Civil War, when troops returned to camp after a battle, they carried a banner with the number of dead written on it. No dead = 0K (an English acronym for "0 Killed". Hence, OK to say that 'all is well'.

The youngest pope in history was only 11.

Chimpanzees and dolphins are the only animals capable of recognizing themselves in a mirror.

Pretty amazing right? What other facts could u add?
This is my lijst of films from best to worst. Please take notice that this artikel is fully based on opinion and isn't meant to persuade readers to like of dislike any of the films that are listed.

My Favorites: The Best
19. The Little Mermaid III: Ariel's Beginning-So cute and emotionally touching.

18. Alice in Wonderland (1951 Disney Version)-The movie is so imaginative and really brings back so many memories.

17. Kung Fu Panda-It's funny as hell!

16. Stitch The Movie-I just find the whole other experiments thing to be really cool.

15. Shrek Forever After-"Do The Roar!" haha.

14. The...
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posted by karpach_13
JUST IN CASE YOUR BORED


1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuut intervals throughout the day.
3. Make a trail of oranje sap on the floor, leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Put M&M's on layaway.
8. verplaats "Caution: Wet...
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posted by karpach_13
Things to do in a movie theater
1. Inform the entire theatre that u have to go to the bathroom. Wait a minuut of so and tell everyone that u feel better now.

2. Applaud.

3. Laugh loudly during serious and sad scenes.

4. Sing along with the backround music.

5. Whenever someone opens a door yell "Don't go in there, he's got a gun!"

6. Snore.

7. Yell "Hey, down in front!" even if u are sitting in the front.

8. Make shadow puppets.

9. If you've seen the movie before, say what's going to happen right before it happens. Act amazed at your wonderful foresight.

10. Walk around behind the screen....
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posted by awesomebrowny
There was a VERY picky family and they got on EVERYBODY'S nerves. One dag brother Billy saw sister Lily's wafels just...sitting there.So while she and brother Bob were talking to their mom fighting about who stal brother Joe's wafels the other day, so Billy decided to take Lilly's wafels and run. Billy ran as fast as he could into his room shut the door and started to eat the waffles.Billy's dad came in and asked what he was doing...as soon as he saw the wafels he closed the door and zei "u know u should really try not 2 make a big commotion while stealing waffles,but then again gimmie...
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