60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus. (yeah, if i stare at a guy yeah i know its lust but doesn't mean i cannot stare at him and i do like guys mainly off their personality.)
2) We are just as shy as u are about relationships (agreed!)
3) Many of us don't let u see us cry, unless we want u to comfort us (i run away if i'm about to cry so yeah)
4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if u are interested. But we will later deny it of make it into a joke. (i have never made it a joke. I will just leave it out to dry out on its own)
5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot of sexy. But not all of us. (i am fine being called anything but slut, hore, slut and fagit and u know what)
6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for u (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if u don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but u know...I think I like u in jeans better'. (pardon? i don't agree. I don't own a mini rok of skimpy clothes. I am insanely self conscious )
7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other of get advice on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught door ourselves with u because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves (2 is true but 1; i don't gossip. I may hear it but i don't spread it.)
8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else. (update: 5% of the time doing something else; (5% of the time thinking of any guy who we like of lust after switching on and off. The one we think of the most of when we are about to got to bed is the one i like the most)
9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until u prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that). (yeah, the small part is screaming that but i try to think meer positive. Like everytime i sit with my vrienden in the hallways i see this guy like 20+ times in an hour. I know he likes me.)
10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls. (nah, to self conscious to care.)
11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having u toon us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot ezel girlfriend! Aren't u jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl. (i have never had a boyfriend so i cannot say zip.)
12) Nicknames like "Babe, of darling" are veilig to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess of Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking u are calling them to innocent of incapable of taking care of themselves. (agreed. the end.)
13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just love to be called (yeah and that is one that u make up that is an inside joke.)
14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell u that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" of "I love you". If u think they like you, there is a good chance they do. (I want to fist-bump the person who wrote this. I have a hard-time talking of tonen the guys i like; i like them.. it sucks...)
15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up u in the hall and asks "Do u like Ashley?"
meer often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask u because she is to shy to ask u herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now u are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at u in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if u already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that u like Ashley. Take a chance.
(if i was a guy; i would take the chance. if a guy did that to me; i would speak. if a guy was talking about my guy bf i would be to afraid to tell the truth.)
16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things. (depends on how perverted and where and when)
17) Girls love to feel special, even though they might not toon it. (ahuh. i have been knocked down so much.. i want to see if anyone can help/ give advice...)
18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless u tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if u are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not... (I never tell my bff everything. I have secrets inside me. and yeah i know some girls who talk about their boyfriends to much. its annoys the heck out of me.Trash talk? only when its about the annoying people in school. the "populars", the cukas on tafel, tabel 6 and my sister.)
19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene. (yeah)
20) Girls love it when a guy pulls them close door the waist. (never had it happen so i cannot say nothin')
21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how. (FUCK yeah! i don't care! i don't know how to dance. I just dance! i never got taught. I just verplaats around like an idiot and sometimes act like an dult)
22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be tonen too much. (I'm not sarcastic mostly i am blunt.)
23) A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON. (nah, starring in the eyes is more. )
24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration. (FUCK yeah!)
25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever. (ahh yeah. I remember some.)
26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened. (yeah, its odd. I can somehow see a situation different from others time to time.)
27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't toon it. (yeah, my parents get angry since i constantly get lost in the thoughts)
28) When a girl is upset and wants u to listen, she wants u to listen. She doesn't need u to fix it of tell her how to. She just wants u to listen. (This goes the same with guys)
29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if u pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And meer likely than not, it will endear them to u meer than anything else. (i wish a few people i know would do this... i really want a hug so bad...)
30) Girls love it when guys say their name. (agreed. I have had no one other than my dad say my name... :()
31) Girls love confidence. (sorry what is that word again? I barely have any since i am crushed down daily)
32) When a girl cooks for you, u know u mean a lot to her. (don't know if this is true...)
33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony. (sorry what's your definition of flirting?)
34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to u as much as u enjoy listening. (yeah. true to a point.)
35) Saying something sweet might get u off the hook; doing something sweet will always get u off the hook. (fudge yeah)
36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships. (good that i am not a schoffel, hoe then.)
37) No matter what u say, your ex-girlfriend is a schoffel, hoe to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us. (i wish i could bro-fist(fist bump) you. This is true.)
38) We are self-conscious door nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it. (i say it outloud.)
39) Even if u think it is cool to burp, fart, of emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell u it is. (i am the strange girl who likes to burp outloud and count them. farting and emit other gases is a no no and when i burp and someone say something like "ugh"... i respond to them like: "better than coming out the other end.")
40) As far as u are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless u make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when u wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think u should wear that meer often" (i don't take compliments easily cuz i rarely think that i am deserving of them since people rarely tell me. so even if it was a real compliment i would may just blush and look away...)
41) Whatever u do, don't just toon up at our house unexpected of at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like u do. And no matter how much u would like to see that, we will likely never talk to u again. (0.0 what the helicopter)
42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and u will be dirt. (yeah i have learned that one from my bff... 0.0)
43) We want u to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your ezel at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want u to be too obvious. (i am no need to say it. I am scared my bff is lesbian.)
44) We enjoy being kissed door u in front of your friends. It makes us feel like u care a lot about us. ( :) a plus. I have never been kissed door a guy but it seems so.)
45) u don't have PMS; so don't act like u know what it's like. Don't try to understand... believe me u never will. (lets just keep it like this: lets agree to disagree. I have no idea what its like in yr shoes and u have no idea what its like in mine)
46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing. (also; "i have seen this guy_ times and its started to bug me" really means, "if u want to speak to me, say something of at least come over so i can hug u of sit door me.")
47) We don't want u to say u love us if u don't mean it. (mean it!!!!!!)
48) We love it when u make eye contact with us while we talk. (i melted the first time..ahhh. But he is taken... :( at least i think he is.. I've admired him as well as the junior....)
49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)... (i don't understand this one...)
50) If u ask a girl out directly, meer likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know u better and get to like u even more. (yeah. I want to learn about the guys i like even lukewarm cuz u cannot get to know someone until u have talked to them.)
51) Most girls love it when guys ask them for advice. (dammit yeah!)
52) Girls like it when u tell us what u are thinking, even if u don't understand it yourself. (yeah. even if we cannot help u understand it. we will try to help at least i will.)
53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When u have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, u have a lot meer responsibility, privilege and control than u would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond. (yeah. i've trusted people before and in a nanosecond it can be gone and others have trusted then not in a nanosecond so watch out.)
54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. u don't have to hang on our every word of give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If u don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, of worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive. (cannot say anything haven't been in a relationship.)
55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit u far meer to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does. (in other words: variety. Change things up especially with me. I love change and different)
56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then u do u earn us. We not some trophy u can earn,put on a shelf and admire. u have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54) (we are not playthings for you. we are people and when we say we like you. u better believe it. i may never say it again cuz i didn't get a response back.)
57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!! (i don't understand no either guys; it means "try again later" to me to.)
58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back. (i do this... sometimes. i am polite all the time and live door the golden rule.)
59)The woman in your life needs to hear how u feel about her, and often. Tell her now. (even if its a crush of the girl u see often who u know has feelings for u but has fear u already have someone again. fear sucks.)
60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok. (same way with guys u only can understand yourself, cuz u control yourself.)
1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus. (yeah, if i stare at a guy yeah i know its lust but doesn't mean i cannot stare at him and i do like guys mainly off their personality.)
2) We are just as shy as u are about relationships (agreed!)
3) Many of us don't let u see us cry, unless we want u to comfort us (i run away if i'm about to cry so yeah)
4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if u are interested. But we will later deny it of make it into a joke. (i have never made it a joke. I will just leave it out to dry out on its own)
5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot of sexy. But not all of us. (i am fine being called anything but slut, hore, slut and fagit and u know what)
6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for u (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if u don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but u know...I think I like u in jeans better'. (pardon? i don't agree. I don't own a mini rok of skimpy clothes. I am insanely self conscious )
7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other of get advice on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught door ourselves with u because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves (2 is true but 1; i don't gossip. I may hear it but i don't spread it.)
8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else. (update: 5% of the time doing something else; (5% of the time thinking of any guy who we like of lust after switching on and off. The one we think of the most of when we are about to got to bed is the one i like the most)
9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until u prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that). (yeah, the small part is screaming that but i try to think meer positive. Like everytime i sit with my vrienden in the hallways i see this guy like 20+ times in an hour. I know he likes me.)
10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls. (nah, to self conscious to care.)
11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having u toon us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot ezel girlfriend! Aren't u jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl. (i have never had a boyfriend so i cannot say zip.)
12) Nicknames like "Babe, of darling" are veilig to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess of Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking u are calling them to innocent of incapable of taking care of themselves. (agreed. the end.)
13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just love to be called (yeah and that is one that u make up that is an inside joke.)
14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell u that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" of "I love you". If u think they like you, there is a good chance they do. (I want to fist-bump the person who wrote this. I have a hard-time talking of tonen the guys i like; i like them.. it sucks...)
15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up u in the hall and asks "Do u like Ashley?"
meer often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask u because she is to shy to ask u herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now u are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at u in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if u already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that u like Ashley. Take a chance.
(if i was a guy; i would take the chance. if a guy did that to me; i would speak. if a guy was talking about my guy bf i would be to afraid to tell the truth.)
16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things. (depends on how perverted and where and when)
17) Girls love to feel special, even though they might not toon it. (ahuh. i have been knocked down so much.. i want to see if anyone can help/ give advice...)
18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless u tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if u are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not... (I never tell my bff everything. I have secrets inside me. and yeah i know some girls who talk about their boyfriends to much. its annoys the heck out of me.Trash talk? only when its about the annoying people in school. the "populars", the cukas on tafel, tabel 6 and my sister.)
19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene. (yeah)
20) Girls love it when a guy pulls them close door the waist. (never had it happen so i cannot say nothin')
21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how. (FUCK yeah! i don't care! i don't know how to dance. I just dance! i never got taught. I just verplaats around like an idiot and sometimes act like an dult)
22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be tonen too much. (I'm not sarcastic mostly i am blunt.)
23) A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON. (nah, starring in the eyes is more. )
24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration. (FUCK yeah!)
25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever. (ahh yeah. I remember some.)
26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened. (yeah, its odd. I can somehow see a situation different from others time to time.)
27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't toon it. (yeah, my parents get angry since i constantly get lost in the thoughts)
28) When a girl is upset and wants u to listen, she wants u to listen. She doesn't need u to fix it of tell her how to. She just wants u to listen. (This goes the same with guys)
29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if u pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And meer likely than not, it will endear them to u meer than anything else. (i wish a few people i know would do this... i really want a hug so bad...)
30) Girls love it when guys say their name. (agreed. I have had no one other than my dad say my name... :()
31) Girls love confidence. (sorry what is that word again? I barely have any since i am crushed down daily)
32) When a girl cooks for you, u know u mean a lot to her. (don't know if this is true...)
33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony. (sorry what's your definition of flirting?)
34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to u as much as u enjoy listening. (yeah. true to a point.)
35) Saying something sweet might get u off the hook; doing something sweet will always get u off the hook. (fudge yeah)
36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships. (good that i am not a schoffel, hoe then.)
37) No matter what u say, your ex-girlfriend is a schoffel, hoe to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us. (i wish i could bro-fist(fist bump) you. This is true.)
38) We are self-conscious door nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it. (i say it outloud.)
39) Even if u think it is cool to burp, fart, of emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell u it is. (i am the strange girl who likes to burp outloud and count them. farting and emit other gases is a no no and when i burp and someone say something like "ugh"... i respond to them like: "better than coming out the other end.")
40) As far as u are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless u make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when u wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think u should wear that meer often" (i don't take compliments easily cuz i rarely think that i am deserving of them since people rarely tell me. so even if it was a real compliment i would may just blush and look away...)
41) Whatever u do, don't just toon up at our house unexpected of at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like u do. And no matter how much u would like to see that, we will likely never talk to u again. (0.0 what the helicopter)
42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and u will be dirt. (yeah i have learned that one from my bff... 0.0)
43) We want u to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your ezel at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want u to be too obvious. (i am no need to say it. I am scared my bff is lesbian.)
44) We enjoy being kissed door u in front of your friends. It makes us feel like u care a lot about us. ( :) a plus. I have never been kissed door a guy but it seems so.)
45) u don't have PMS; so don't act like u know what it's like. Don't try to understand... believe me u never will. (lets just keep it like this: lets agree to disagree. I have no idea what its like in yr shoes and u have no idea what its like in mine)
46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing. (also; "i have seen this guy_ times and its started to bug me" really means, "if u want to speak to me, say something of at least come over so i can hug u of sit door me.")
47) We don't want u to say u love us if u don't mean it. (mean it!!!!!!)
48) We love it when u make eye contact with us while we talk. (i melted the first time..ahhh. But he is taken... :( at least i think he is.. I've admired him as well as the junior....)
49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)... (i don't understand this one...)
50) If u ask a girl out directly, meer likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know u better and get to like u even more. (yeah. I want to learn about the guys i like even lukewarm cuz u cannot get to know someone until u have talked to them.)
51) Most girls love it when guys ask them for advice. (dammit yeah!)
52) Girls like it when u tell us what u are thinking, even if u don't understand it yourself. (yeah. even if we cannot help u understand it. we will try to help at least i will.)
53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When u have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, u have a lot meer responsibility, privilege and control than u would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond. (yeah. i've trusted people before and in a nanosecond it can be gone and others have trusted then not in a nanosecond so watch out.)
54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. u don't have to hang on our every word of give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If u don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, of worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive. (cannot say anything haven't been in a relationship.)
55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit u far meer to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does. (in other words: variety. Change things up especially with me. I love change and different)
56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then u do u earn us. We not some trophy u can earn,put on a shelf and admire. u have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54) (we are not playthings for you. we are people and when we say we like you. u better believe it. i may never say it again cuz i didn't get a response back.)
57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!! (i don't understand no either guys; it means "try again later" to me to.)
58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back. (i do this... sometimes. i am polite all the time and live door the golden rule.)
59)The woman in your life needs to hear how u feel about her, and often. Tell her now. (even if its a crush of the girl u see often who u know has feelings for u but has fear u already have someone again. fear sucks.)
60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok. (same way with guys u only can understand yourself, cuz u control yourself.)