Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth of I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for u to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got meer chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
u know I'm fat, I'm fat, u know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
u know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on, u know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)

Don't ya call me pudgy, portly of stout
Just now tell me once again, who's fat?

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one meer pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own ZIP code

When you're only havin' seconds
I'm havin' twenty thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
u know I'm fat, I'm fat, u know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
u know I'm fat, I'm fat, u know it, u know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)

And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell u once again, who's fat

If u see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell u that I'm hungry
Then won't u feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
u know I'm fat, I'm fat, u know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
u know I'm fat, I'm fat, u know it, u know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)

When I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

u know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
u know I'm fat, I'm fat, u know it, u know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
u know, u know, u know, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)

And u know all door myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell u once again

u know I'm huge, I'm fat, u know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
u know I'm fat, u know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
u know I'm fat, I'm fat, u know it, u know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)

And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again, who's fat