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Just a few things before the story; one, if there's something u don't like about it, please tell me! I want it to be as good as it can be. ^-^ Just please tell me in a respectful way, please. I would appreciate that. Thank you.
Also, this story will be a little (well, meer than a little) bloody and violent, and there may be some cussing later on. Just a warning.
That being said, I hope u like it!
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Gnarled branches. Green leaves grew from them—green leaves spotted with yellows and reds. They rustled dryly, talking of the upcoming season of autumn.
Below the canopy of trees and foliage, a boy slowly awoke to find himself lying on the ground, something sharp digging into his back. His left cheekbone and forehead throbbed with a dull pain, and when he rolled over and sat up to regain his bearings, a sharp twinge shot along his stomach, from his left side to his navel. He winced and looked around, noticing as he did another pain in the back of his neck.
He was in a forest, that was for sure, but how large it was and how close he was to the edge of it he couldn’t tell. From the darkness surrounding him, however, he could guess that he was deep inside, near the hart-, hart of the forest.
He pushed himself to his feet and stood, albeit a bit shakily. Dark spots fluttered before his eyes. He shook his head to clear it, then took a careful step forward.
He needed to get out of the forest. That’s what it felt like, at least. There was something important he needed to do out there; he just couldn’t quite remember what it was.
He stopped at that thought.
He couldn’t remember why he needed to get out of the forest.
He couldn’t remember why he was in the forest in the first place.
He couldn’t remember how his face and stomach and neck had gotten hurt.
He couldn’t even remember who he was.
He stood there for a moment, blinking and letting the shock of this sink in. He didn’t have a name, a past, a purpose. He was just here, in the forest, alone and not having the slightest idea of what he was supposed to do next.
Get out of the forest, something told him. There was something u needed to do out there. Find out what it was and carry it through. Go on.
Numbly, he forced himself to take a step forward.
As he did so, his foot made contact with something soft, and he tripped, stumbled, and fell to the forest floor. He rolled over to see what he had tripped over and gasped in horror.
It was a dead body—the body of a young man, even a boy, not quite to adulthood and yet still not a child. The boy had been decapitated and mutilated, and the cloying stench of rotten flesh rose off of it. One maimed, bloodied hand grasped something in a claw-like grasp—something small, the color of sand.
He reached over and, shuddering, pried it out from the dead boy’s clutch.
It was a box—wooden and square and simple. It had flowers carved into the top—a basic design, done plainly and honestly—with a small, steel lock holding it closed. Even though he knew it wouldn’t, he tried to open it.
The lid stayed firmly in place.
He sighed and began walking again, manipulating his way through briars and brambles and undergrowth and long, hanging branches. It took a long time—and hour, half an hour?—but eventually he could see pale light seeping out between the trees and knew he was nearing the edge. He ran the last few yards and burst out into the sunshine.
He was in a narrow, grassy strip of land and ran alongside a dusty dirt road. The gras was sparkling with dew, and the sun was rising over the east horizon. roze and pale yellow fingers spread across the sky, and a black bird wheeled about in the air above his head. It was earlier than he had thought.
The bird swooped down and landed in the middle of the road. It was a crow, he knew, of perhaps a raven; he couldn’t tell. It looked at him, small black head cocked, eyes intelligent and curious, then gave a caw and took off, soaring back up into the sky.
He looked after it. Crow, he thought to himself. Something about the word sounded familar, as if it were something he heard often. It was an irritating thought, as he felt he could almost place it, but whenever he came close, it slipped away, always just out of reach. He took a few steps into the road and squinted up at the sky, where the kraai was now just a dark speck on the horizon.
“’Ello,” someone zei behind him.
He jumped and spun around. A tall, scruffy, lank man stood there, carrying a geweer-, geweer and a small metal water bottle. Two bloodhounds stood behind him, sniffing at the road and at the man’s heels. The dogs were thin and scrawny, but their vacht, bont shone and their eyes were clear.
“Oh. Hello,” he said. It came out in a whisper, hoarse and quiet. He could tell he hadn’t used it in a long time. He cleared his throat and tried again.
“Hello.” His voice was still hoarse, but audible. The man nodded and gave him a smile.
“Never seen ye ‘round here. Ye live in these parts?”
He shook his head.
“Where are ye from, then?”
He stared up at the man. Just another vraag he couldn’t answer. Where was he from? He couldn’t say for sure, and he didn’t want to lie, and yet here this man stood, looking down at him, waiting for an answer.
He pointed up into the forest, in the direction he had come from. “Up there.”
“In the forest?”
“Yes. I…my father built a cabine about a mile from the edge of it—the other edge, I mean, opposite from this one. I’ve lived there most of my life.”
“What are ye doing all the way down here? That’s at least a day’s walk, probably more, I would say. When’s the last time ye ate? Drank? Have ye slept lately?” The man peered down at his face, looking genuinely concerned.
“I…I haven’t eaten for a while,” he said, choosing not to answer the man’s first question. He didn’t really know why he was lying. Somehow the truth just didn’t seem believable.
“Well, come on then,” the man said. “We’ve got plenty at my house—plenty to eat and drink, and we’ve got a guest room. meer of a closet than anythin’, but it’ll have to do. That is,” the man interrupted himself thoughtfully, “if ye’ll come.”
He nodded. “If it’s alright.”
“Wouldn’t have invited ye if it weren’t,” the man said, starting off down the road. “What’s yer name, anyhow?”
He hurried after the man, still holding the box tightly. The man looked down at him expectantly. He stared at the ground. His name. What was his name? Such a simple vraag it was, and yet he had no clue how to answer it.
He thought back to the bird, how familiar that word had been. Crow. Why did that word ring a bell? he wondered. Crow…crow.
“Crow,” he repeated, thoughtfully.
“Crow? Yer name’s Crow?”
He looked up, surprised. Could that be his name? It felt right, at least. And he needed a name. kraai would suffice, at least for now.
“Yes,” he said. “My name’s Crow.”
“That’s quite the unusual name,” the man said. “I’m Jonathan. Live right down the road a little ways, I do. Small, honest cabin, meer of a shack, really, but it’s nice and cozy and keeps out the cold in the win’ertime. Not quite big enough for me, my wife, my children, and my hounds, so Poplar and Cedar here,” he nodded to the bloodhounds, “have to sleep outside, on the porch. Can’t say they really like that arrangement, and I can’t say I really do meself, but my wife insists. Don’t really think she wanted to get ‘em in the first place…”
As Jonathan droned on, kraai again studied the box in his hand. He noticed a stain on the lid that he hadn’t seen before—a crimson stain, the color of rust. Dried blood, he realized. Shuddering, he wiped it off.
“What’ve ye got there?” Jonathan asked.
kraai looked up, startled. “A box. Found it in the woods.”
“Ah.” Jonathan whistled and called Poplar, who was investigating a rabbit carcass at the edge of the road. Poplar gave it one last sniff, then trotted over.
“Crow,” Jonathan said, turning back to him. kraai looked up.
“Yes?”
“Can I ask ye something?”
meer questions, kraai thought. Out loud he said, “Yes. Of course.”
“Ye ever seen anything…strange out there?”
Crow’s brow creased. “Strange?”
“Yea…strange. The Fair Folk, Crow. Skinwalkers, vampyrs, griffins and phoenix and wendigo. Unhuman-type folk.”
“I…uh…can’t say I ever have,” kraai said. “Why?”
“Nothin’. Just rumors and the like. People say there’s things in the forest, evil, mischievous fellows. Put up protection ‘round their houses, ye know. Horseshoes hangin’ over doorways, crosses all over their property. Had a baby carried away before, ye know. Fair Folk swapped him out with one o’ their own kind. A changeling. Ugly little spriggan spawn, ye know. Died in a week. Human baby never showed up again. So now everyone’s meer careful ‘bout them unhuman-folk, ‘specially the Fair Folk. Them’s the worst. Wicked little creatures, them is.
“Ah,” Jonathan said, nodded at a small row of cabins lining the side of the road. “Here’s me shack now. C’mon, now, Crow, and my wife’ll take good care o’ ye—wash ye up and give ye some food and a place to sleep. Ye look like ye could use it.”
Jonathan turned into the yard of one of the houses and thumped up onto the porch, kraai trailing behind him. Jonathan knocked loudly on the door.
After a moment the door swung open, revealing a woman wearing a long, roze checkered dress and her golden-brown hair pinned up in a bun. She had an hourglass figure and a round, pretty face that lit up when she saw Jonathan.
“’Ello, Dina,” Jonathan said.
“You’re back,” Dina said, still beaming. She seemed to not have noticed kraai standing there with his head bowed, as she went on talking. “Your hunting expeditions never do last long, do they?”
Jonathan smiled and shrugged. “Never long enough to catch much, that’s fer sure.”
Dina smiled and embraced him, then pulled away, one hand resting on his shoulder. “You didn’t get anything this time, did you?”
Jonathan stepped back and swept an arm at Crow. “I got this.”
“Oh!” Dina looked a bit shocked, and she took a step backwards, towards the front door. She blinked, then repeated herself. “Oh. Oh, hello.”
kraai looked up at her. “Hello.”
Dina took a few steps towards him—a bit cautiously, it seemed to Crow. “And who are you?”
kraai looked back down. He felt out-of-place and uncomfortable, shy. “Crow.”
“Excuse me?”
“His name’s Crow, Dina,” Jonathan interrupted. “This here’s me wife, Crow,” he continued. “Dina Carlson. Dina, could ye fix him somethin’? I’ll take him to the washing room, so he can clean himself up a bit.”
Dina nodded and stepped inside, holding the door open until Jonathan and kraai had entered. Then she let it schommel, swing closed with a bang and set about in the kitchen, taking out pots and pans and various ingredients.
“What would u like, Crow?”
“Pardon?” kraai looked up.
“What would u like to eat?”
“Um…just geroosterd brood, toast is fine, ma’am, if it’s not too much trouble.”
“It’s not. Jonathan, get the children up, will you? It’s eight-thirty already. Crow, the washing room is just down the hall and to the right. The basin is filled up, but it might be a bit chilly; I’ll heat it up for u if you’d like.”
kraai nodded. “Alright. Thank you, ma’am.” He almost winced. The words sounded too polite, too formal for this household. He gave a slight nod of his head and ducked out into the hall, following Dina’s directions until he reached the washing room.
He stepped inside and closed the door, then surveyed the room. It was small, claustrophobic, almost, with the basin for him to wash in, a mirror hanging on the uithangbord to his right, and a small white cabinet which, kraai assumed, was filled with soap, sponges, combs, and other such appliances. He opened it, found that he was correct, and picked out a bar of soap. Then he turned and glanced at himself in the mirror. His eyes widened in surprise, and he took a step back, bumping into the wall.
Two large bruises, both the size of a small fist, were blooming on his cheekbone and forehead, purple and green and black. His skin was deathly pale, almost white, and he had dark circles under each eye, as if someone had smeared his face with charcoal. His hair, straight and black, was oily and filthy, his face covered with grime and dirt and his lips chapped. He understood now why Dina had looked so shocked when she first had seen him.
He looked like a wild animal.
kraai blinked at his reflection, then shook his head and turned away, pulling his overhemd, shirt up over his head for his bath. The shirt, he noticed, was tattered, and also had a considerable amount of dirt coating it. kraai dipped it into the water and scrubbed at it with the soap, then hung it on the cabinet door to dry.
As he did so, he felt the sharp twinge stab through his stomach again, worse this time. He gasped from the pain and looked down.
A long scar stretched across his abdomen, in the same place the pain had shot through; from the side to the center of his stomach. He stared at it, feeling this was important, feeling like he should know what had happened, how he had gotten such a wound.
The feeling gave him the sensation of being empty and blank, as if someone had hollowed him out and then left him alone, to figure out how to best go about things.
And he was going to, he decided. He was going to figure it out, figure everything out—who he was, what had happened to him, why he couldn’t remember anything. He was going to figure it out.
kraai crossed his arms over his chest, shivering, and tightened his grip on the box.
It did little to comfort him.
posted by Puppetmaster111
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posted by Diblover111
 This picture is also done door ak-47
This picture is also done by ak-47
Please note: Everything before the dotted line thing is not done door me, it is done door
ak-47. Just a couple differences in our writing: 1 They did theirs in 3rd person, I’m doing mine in 1st, point of view Dib. 2, They mention Dib is in pajamas, in mine Dib is in his normal clothes. Oh, and this story will continue. This is just the first part. Ok, here it is…

Dib stumbled out from the door, coughing and wheezing. He took a few steps vooruit, voorwaarts before turning his eyes, red rimmed with smoke and exhaustion towards his burning house.
"Dad! Gaz!"
With a burst of adrenaline, he sped back towards...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
I'm here to tell u that I love you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that u hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here to tell u that I'm yours forever.
You're here to say, no, and never.
I'm here to explain that you're the best.
You're here to tell me u could care less.

I'm here to hug u when you're sad.
You're here to tell me my hugs are bad.
I'm here to tell u how smart u are.
You're here to say smart I'm far from.

I'm here to tell u that I love you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that u hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Before u read this, note that this is not in anyway encouraging the abuse of illegal, of even legal substances. This is simply stating that it will take u down a dark road - one that once u start, u can't go back. You'll be falling through quicksand, without arms, and no one's going to pull u out.

I am lost.
An impossible path I'd sought.
But only treachery it brought.
And pre-decided fights I had fought -
All of which I, unfortunately, lost.

Loved, I am, and also feared.
Silence blares, it rings out clear.
Yet, we stay together, huddled near.
The silence is still all I can hear.

Lies persist...
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posted by candyangel
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. Dragons say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. vis say blub blub blub.

13. Unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
posted by itachifan1
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posted by CullenProperty
I'm a little pawn still in your game
And u ignore my advances
I turn my head and I look away
But I can't control my eyes are on you

Oh, you're on the run and I'm chasing you
Feels like war with all your glances
I'm just a boy without a clue
And I can't control following you

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me

I know u better than u know
You can fight but it's not over
I say to stop but u start to go
I guess that means it's L-O-V-E

I say to look but u turn away
I say we put our best foot forward
Will u believe,...
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mysterious love

- chapter 13-





"Ok u can open them now."
When I opened my eyes my mouth droped.
"Go carts! How did...when did...THATS AWESOME!"
He laughed "I thought u would like them."
"Well u were right! " Then I realized I was acting like a 6 jaar old in front of the hottest guy I had ever seen.
"I mean umm... there...great?"
"Dont worry your not acting like a six jaar old." Mathew smiled at me.

How did he no that?


Then of course me being me.i
I zei the stupied possible thing any body could EVER say.

"You look so cute when u smile like that." I could just imagin the big hearts in my eyes....
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Angelas POV

-Jenna, Jenna, wake up!!-I said
-Huh..I'm awake, mum. I'm awake. School time?!-She answered
-No, silly, it's Angela.
-Angela? What da.?
-Listen, and listen carefully. I'm a werewolf. I'll toon you.
-Hahaha.-She started laughing!
-Shut up, and listen, Jenna! PLEASE! And I have a talent..My dreams are actually reality. Whatever I do in my dreams actually happens. If I dream in Paris, I will really be in Paris! I can take pictures and do everything like when I'm awake.
-Angela, why are u kidding with me?
-I'm not-I yelled -Please believe me, please!
-Show me!
-Okay. Jump on my back!

After...
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posted by lexie2635
This is my first fanfiction.I hope u like it. Please commentaar down below about what u like, what u don’t like, and what u want to see next.Short chapter.

Introduction:
A penpal relationship is often used to practice reading and writing in a foreign language, to improve literacy, to learn meer about other countries and life-styles, and to make friendships. As with any friendships in life, some people remain penpals for only a short time, while others continue to exchange letters and presents life-long. Some penpals eventually arrange to meet face to face. Some pen pals even get married....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond verplaats 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got home pagina and found the wife preparing avondeten, diner and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 meer feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she antwoorden back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
posted by Bibelot
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic seconde line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying u simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
added by tanyya
Ok so we all hear love stories, but this one is special. Ok so lets start the story. Ok the was a girl named Marie and she was in 10th grade so one dag she was walking in the halls with her vrienden and then BUMP! She ran into Noah(her crush) she blushes then says "I'M SOOOOO SORRY NOAH!!!"Then Noah says "It's ok" then my friend(Sarah) zei in Marie's ear "Someone likes Noah." Then Marie zei "SHUT IT!!!!!" Then Noah zei "Well bye Marie see ya in science." Then Marie zei "Ya bye" He grins and waves. Marie walks to science class then sat door Noah. Then Noah said"Hey Marie" then she says "Hi"....
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I don't know why I'm bothering, nobody's gonna read it probably.. But after watching the famishly bad Nostalgia Critic review, and just how much Doug was missing the point, I wanted to make my own opinions on it.. I would call it a review, but this isn't rating the film as much as giving my personal opinions about it.. I'm not the first, there are many analyze videos on YouTube, it's been studied to death like The Shining.. So mine is a lot meer simplified..

So I'll admit I wasn't always a huge roze Floyd fan before this album. Obviously I do love them now.. The uithangbord really made a roze Floyd...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: u interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. u know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and verplaats right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the maand this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first dag of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first dag of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Mean Equestria Girls...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: hallo Master Sword, volgende time u interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW jaar ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some guns into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I love Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it....
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