Random Club
kom bij
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever zei to me

10. "If u keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was geplaatst on my fanpop uithangbord door Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her uithangbord letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do u want some beer?"

I was walking down the sidewalk, minding my own business when a poor man sitting on the steps of some building he probably doesn't even own asked me this. I'm only sixteen, why would I want any beer?

8. "I'm your Mother"

I don't need dumbasses like my mom telling me who she is. She acts like she's the prime minister of Canada of something. Why doesn't she tell this to my brother?

7. "Is the water wet?"

I enjoy much of my stepfather's comedy, but sometimes it sounds completely ridiculous. This is one of his so called jokes that does not grab my interest.

6. "Why are u running?"

I wasn't even running when I was asked this! That's like charging into enemy territory during a battle, and your commanding officer asks u why you're retreating.

5. "You need to get meer kills"

While playing a round of Gun Game during Black Ops 2, I decided to troll some people. The faggot who asked me this had half the amount of kills I had when telling me this.

4. "Ford GT's suck"

Ok, I know we have different opinions on some things, but this is just crossing the line. Ford GT's are a great car, with good looks, a high speed of at least 200 miles an hour, and has a lot of horsepower. It's a very great car.

3. "Trains suck"

What the fuck are people saying this for? If it weren't for trains, our country wouldn't have anything that it needs, like food, of electronic devices. They're pretty much the reason why America has transformed into the massive country it is today.

2. "Aw dude, this story is lame. It's alright though. You're just a kid, and probably could've done worse."

I geplaatst a two part fanfic on the Regular toon club in this website called The Secret Well. A dumb, disrespectful fuck named Regularshowluvr, who claims to be 21 geplaatst this commentaar on my fan fic. For all I know he didn't even read it, and for a guy that is "21" that's just low.

1. "Every single american is a fat person"

Of course this was zei door someone british who was probably overweight, living in his boyfriend's mom's basement. Just because someone is an american doesn't make them fat. Yeah, I know, there are fat people in the united states, but it's not because they're american! It's because they're rednecks.

And that concludes the top, boven ten dumbest things ever zei to me.
Every dag it’s getting worse
Do the same things and it hurts
I don’t know if I should cry
All I know is that I’m trying
I wanna believe in you
I wanna believe in you
But u make it so hard to do
What’s the point of making plans
You break all the ones we have
I don’t know where we went wrong
‘Cause we used to be so strong
I wanna believe in you
I wanna believe in you
So why can’t u be
Be good to me
I don’t ask for much, all I want is love
Someone to see, that’s all I need
Somebody to be, (Somebody to be) somebody to be
Good to me, good to me, can u be good to me
Good to me, please
I used...
continue reading...
posted by cloudburst
I'm still alive but barely breathing
Just pray to a God that beloved in
Cause I got rime while she got freedom
Cause when a hertbreaks,no it don't breakeven

Her best days will be some of my worst
She finally met a man that's gonna put her first
While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping
cause when a heartbreaks,no it don't breakeven,even,no

What am I suppose to do
When the best part of me is always u and
What am I suppose to say
When I'm all choked up and your okay

I'm falling to pieces,yeah
I'm falling to pieces

They say bad things happen for a reason
But no wise words gonna stop the bleeding
Cause...
continue reading...
Eve Dipalo stared up at the brick building. It looked the same but it felt so different, so... weird... "oof!" Someone pushed Eve aside and ran off into the school. Eve was about to say something, but she thought better of it. Besides, who would even listen to her of all people? She sighed and pushed open the doors to the school.

Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She pulled a piece of white paper from her backpack's side pocket and studied it. She walked over to one of the bright red 7th grade lockers and glanced back down at the paper to check her combination. she tried her...
continue reading...
posted by LizzyTheCat
Hold on to me, love
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I love u and I'm not afraid, oh

Can u hear me?
Can u feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of u
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow boom
(Come and find me)

I know u hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of u
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...
continue reading...
Pretty much in no specific order. Enjoy!

~~

CLANNAD + {CLANNAD After Story}

Easily an instant classic, and needs meer publicity. Very touching with memorable characters. I don't recommended this anime for anxious people (mostly boys) who aren't comfortable with a steady plot with not too much going on until later in the story. WARNING: 99% chance of uncontrollable crying. Good luck, my vrienden xD

Main themes: Comedy, romance, drama, slice of life


Kuroshitsuji (I + II)

I have been a fan of this series for a long while. It's origins are Victorian Era England, which makes it enjoyable for anyone who's...
continue reading...
1.Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2.While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3.Every time u turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"

4.Go up to the manager and tell him of her that you've lost your mommy.

5.While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6.Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles - and around corners - with a magnifying glass.

7.While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he of she has anything for body lice.

8.After visiting the bakery section,...
continue reading...
posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOPPPPEEEEEEE
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see u again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I zei YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do u mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the toon today! BYE! I HOPE u ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post updates if u want :)
posted by EllentheStrange
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the top, boven of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy beer and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. u hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as u can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say u were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a random person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive u cheated on me with that whore" and point to a random girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If u are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If u are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz of dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the volgende week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told u I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell u again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can u tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana

just because u love someone else doesn't mean u have to break one meer heart.
-alana

everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana

it doesn't matter how u look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana

life is never the same, u can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana

believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana

if u dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana

life is precious with who your with, not with who u want to be with.
-Alana

why be who your not, when u can enjoy being who u are.
-Alana

if u let yourself down, u let everyone behind u down.
-Alana

your first love will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
posted by Trent-lover123
 Brought to u door Trent-lover123
Brought to you by Trent-lover123
Alexa:Im going to be late again Stupid Hollows Trying to kill me!!!*slips on a banaan peel* Kikio:Are u ok???
Alexa:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! dont scare me like that and yes Im a-ok.
Kikio:wonderful did u see kuno I want to ask him out. *blushing*
Alexa:EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Kikio:Your so mean, ok then I think its grows that u like Ichigo!
Alexa:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I like Koaru not I-Ichigo he's to dang angry all the time.
Kikio:omg were going to be late come on!!!
Viviana:HI Alexa and kikio your finaly at school.
Kiara:Geuss what Im entering the talent contest.
Alexa:man I was going to geuss...
continue reading...
added by tanyya
added by 050801090907
added by Mollymolata
added by tanyya
added by tanyya
added by Mollymolata
Source: Nickelodeon
video
random
muziek
song
awesome
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.

Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.

They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.

Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, u let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do....
continue reading...