Taken from Disney Insider.
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1) Which of these is not one of Oogie’s trick-or-treaters?
A) Lock
B) Shock
C) Spock
D) Barrel
2) Who do the trick-or-treaters mistakenly kidnap?
A) The Easter Bunny
B) Uncle Sam
C) Cupid
3) Which of these gifts does Santa Jack NOT deliver?
A) A vicious eend decoy
B) A carnivorous Christmas wreath
C) A monstrous nutcracker
4) When Santa asks Oogie “What are u going to do?”, what is the reply?
A) That hoo doo that I do so well
B) I’m going to do the best I can
C) I’m going to doo be doo be do
5) What does the Mayor of Halloween Town wear as a tie pin?
A) A spider
B) A bat
C) A skull
6) What does Oogie Boogie roll on the dice that upsets him?
A) 13
B) Snake Eyes
C) Boxcar
7) What does the Halloween Town sax player call Jack?
A) Bone Daddy
B) pompoen Dude
C) Creepy Cat
8) What does Sally put in the mad doctor’s soep to make him sleep?
A) Graveyard dust
B) Frog’s breath
C) Deadly nightshade
9) In “This Is Halloween,” which lyric references Oogie Boogie?
A) The thing lurking under your bed
B) The shadow on the moon at night
C) The wind running through your hair
10) Who provided Jack’s singing voice?
A) Chris Sarandon
B) Tim Burton
C) Danny Elfman
11) According to Jack’s song, where is he known?
A) Throughout England and France
B) In Kentucky
C) In every city and every nation
12) What shape is Zero’s tombstone?
A) A pumpkin
B) A bone
C) A doghouse
13) What Christmas gift does Santa give the citizens of Halloween Town?
A) Candy
B) A Christmas tree
C) Snow
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Answers:
1) C – The terrible trio are Lock, Shock, and Barrel.
2) A – Jack must apologize and return the haas to his rightful holiday.
3) C – We especially love the monster wreath.
4) B – Fortunately, Oogie’s best is no match for Jack, Sally, and Santa Claus.
5) A – Accessory of pet? It’s both!
6) B – Snake Eyes is an unlucky throw — and Oogie is about to get VERY unlucky.
7) A – Even in Halloween Town, jazz musicians have hip lingo.
8) C — There’s frog’s breath in there too — but it’s the deadly nachtschade that knocks him out.
9) B — We see a shadow on the moon that looks frightfully familiar.
10) C — Chris Sarandon voiced Jack’s dialogue, but composer Danny Elfman sang for him.
11) A — Did u have to hum the song to remember this lyric?
12) C — Zero’s resting place is perfect for a pup.
13) C – Jack and Sally get to share a white Christmas.
There was a boy called Jake who always got teased at school he got because he was different one dag he he cme back to school it looked like a normal dag but while everyone walked around Jake acted himself like every normal dag but when the klok, bell rang for clas he got a 44 brand arm he shot lot's of the kids teacher too so u let that be a lesson for u if u had not teased him he would have been fine who knows u could have even saved his life.
Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
M R snakes.
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
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-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
banaan who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
banaan who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
banaan who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
oranje who?
oranje u glad I didn't say banaan again?
Hope u had fun!
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!
-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
banaan who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
banaan who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
banaan who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
oranje who?
oranje u glad I didn't say banaan again?
Hope u had fun!
It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon reading the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and zei "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet u he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do u know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.
