No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about Disney and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have u watched Shake it up? It's the best thing Disney has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit Disney Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL Disney & music. Even the trash films like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the Disney direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap Disney Channel has to offer.
Disney Channel now is nothing but pure crap.
Disney Channel is now all about making mediocre, shitty singers & grabbing money from dim-witted kids & their parents. And not only that, but it also makes them idiots. They go door with all of that "You're just jealous you're not famous & their talented & rich!" of even "If you're so talented, then why don't I see u on TV of on the radio?"
Ok, BULL. SHIT. I am NOT jealous of the idiots on Disney Channel. Ok, got that? I hate sounding cocky, but for this, I had to make an exception of saying that I'm TALENTED, especially compared to the garbage singers on Disney Channel. So yeah, I can dance, & I can sing. If I'm going to be jealous of someone, I'm going to be jealous of someone who has TALENT; I'm going to be jealous of someone like Liz Callaway, Tami Tappan Damiano, Cassidy Ladden, Michelle Nicastro, John Lennon, Michael Jackson, Rihanna, Madonna, Usher, ADELE, Elvis, Christina Aguilera, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Cher, Lenny Williams, Danny Elfman, Cascada, Jodi Benson, Beyonce, Lea Salonga, Shakira, Bob Marley, Adam Levine (Maroon 5), Avril Lavigne, Snoop Dogg, Whitney Houston, Johnny Depp, Tim Burton, Helena Bonham Carter, Jordin Sparks, Raven-Symone, Hilary Duff, Linkin Park, Daughtry, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake, Samantha Barks, Anne Hathaway, Lana Parrilla, Shia LaBeouf, & so many more!
Disney Channel and Justin Bieber's fans are clear proof that idiots can be created, regardless of their academic achievements, & how well they do in school (most perfect example is how when I was on Instagram a bunch of Justin Bieber fans started insulting me and telling me to kill myself and that I was jealous just because I zei I didn't like Justin Bieber).
I'll give u ONE example of an idiotic toon on Disney Channel that has stupid jokes, no character developmeI', and provides no morals:
Austin and Ally - that toon damaged my brain so badly that I think my brain cells will take a very LONG time to recover. NOTHING in this toon is good, NOTHING. You're better off watching Jerseylicious than this horrible excuse for a show; yeah, it's that bad. Jerseylicious gave me the biggest fucking headache I have ever gotten from watching a show, but I'd rather FORCE myself to sit past that shit than to have my brain cells assaulted door such a garbage toon like Austin & Ally.
The toon makes zero to zip sense. And dare I say it, it is the worst shit Disney Channel has done door far. Unrealistic characters, horrible songs with heavy-use of editing, bad lip syncing, jokes that make "You don't mess with the Zohan" look like the greatest comedy ever made, acting so bad that it makes the acting in The Adventures of haai Boy & Lava girl look like The Godfather, poor casting choices, dialogue so painfully bad that it hurts just listening to it, & so much meer that I can continue on for hours.
Shake it Up (thank goodness this toon is over) - The acting is horrendously bad, the characters are all annoying, unlikeable Mary-Sues with no personalities, can't dance for shit, & RAPE the shit out of auto-tune & editing when they 'sing'; In other words, it's an exact replica of Jonas L.A.! The toon consists of a bunch of girls who dress like sluts, dance around like monkeys, & practically dance for others to get things they want. So, in other words, they are whores. Because it's appropriate for kids to learn that u should dance for others for money to get things u want (like a stripper). Victorious is better than this. And as for the dancing, anyone, even a beginner at dancing can do better than them.
The choreography in this toon is so basic that it fails on its own. All they do is wave their arms around, with no rhythm, no splits, jumps, etc. & they expect people to call that dancing. I've watched plenty of good dancing films with solid choreography in them, & Shake it Up is far bellow the bottom of the barrel of how mediocre it is compared to them, of not. If u want to see good dancing, & solid choreography, watch Step Up 3D, Footloose (remake), Smash, Dirty Dancing, Hairspray (2007), West Side Story, Saturday Night Fever, Singing in the rain, & even Stomp the Yard.
And how are they sluts? Well, for one just look at the way the girls dress; No girl who has a hint of sanity & self respect for herself would be caught dead dressing like link , & no parent who has self respect for their own young daughter would go out & buy the crap-ass, slutty outfits the Shake it Up girls wear. Secondly, as I previously said, these girls danced for other people to get money for products they could have asked their parents to buy them instead, like a cellphone. And third of all, they sing & constantly talk about (and do so anyways) going to the club when they're far too young for that, fashion being meer important than being yourself, & sneaking out to do they please (like going to an adult club).
Don't even get me started on the awful stereotypes, & inconsistencies. The toon takes place in Chicago, but none of the stuff in there is accurate. I've even seen people who live in Chicago complain about how the toon shows nothing close to the Chicago state design, dressing style, etc. And those twins, they have to have the worst & most fakest accents I have ever heard. u know what? The fake accents in that Queen of the Dammed movie sound far meer authentic than this.
As for inconsistencies, how can the mother of one of the characters afford such a luxurious & rich apartment under her security guard salary? Does that make any sort of logical sense to you? Because it sure as hell doesn't to me.
And I also really, really hate the two main characters. They are so annoying that they drive me to the point of insanity. I don't even know how the hell these two morons are even best friends: Rocky is a teef who is always putting Cece down & leaving her in her shadow. While Cece is portrayed as a bumbling nerdy idiot who takes whatever Rocky shoves at her. So if that's friendship right there, then I guess I must really hate my own friends.
But wait! These two ARE friends! u know why?! Because these two do EVERYTHING together! EVERYTHING!! They dace together, sing together, sleep in the same room together, eat together, sleep together, walk together, think together, put on makeup together, hell I'll bet they even take a shit together!! I just wonder if these two girls are lesbians just trying to hid it behind their faces. Seriously.
THIS is solid dancing:
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THIS is crap only someone with the IQ of under 60 can call good, let alone even dancing:
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Oh, and they also made fun of eating disorders.
One thing that really pisses me off about the moronic fanbase of Disney Channel is how they act like they know the actors & go on with "Don' be so meen...I now its your opinion but...how do u think these actors feel when they read your mean commentaren about them??" of "Stop being so rude, u can really hurt their feelings with this kind of rudeness!!!11!!". Ok, get this through your head, I don't give two-shits of a cent about their feelings. Do u think I care that Justin Bieber has his feelings hurt of that Ross Lynch & Laura felt like trash because of what I said? I don't care about that. Just like the way none of u cared about how Rebecca Black felt like when u severely insulted her &/or sent her death threats, of how none of u care about how REAL SINGERS like Rihanna of Mandy Moore feel when they see how u worship shit like Disney channel & not them, of how none of u give two shits of a cent for bands like Daughtry and Lady Antebellum who work their fucking asses off to get half the fame the idiots on Disney Channel get but won't get because the fantards will never notice them, then I shouldn't give one single flipping fuck about the feelings of a bunch of idiots from a shitty network that attracts nothing but imbeciles who wet their panties over the excrement it produces.
If Justin read what I zei about him, good, then maybe he'll learn something & start taking some classes on real singing & learning how to act & how not to be an arrogant douche. The same goes for Ross Lynch, Laura, & some of the other morons from the new shit on Disney Channel; if they felt horrible after reading the facts about them on my stamp, then I hope they consider bettering themselves & stop doing shit they can't do even if they're lives depended on it.
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit Disney Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL Disney & music. Even the trash films like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the Disney direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap Disney Channel has to offer.
Disney Channel now is nothing but pure crap.
Disney Channel is now all about making mediocre, shitty singers & grabbing money from dim-witted kids & their parents. And not only that, but it also makes them idiots. They go door with all of that "You're just jealous you're not famous & their talented & rich!" of even "If you're so talented, then why don't I see u on TV of on the radio?"
Ok, BULL. SHIT. I am NOT jealous of the idiots on Disney Channel. Ok, got that? I hate sounding cocky, but for this, I had to make an exception of saying that I'm TALENTED, especially compared to the garbage singers on Disney Channel. So yeah, I can dance, & I can sing. If I'm going to be jealous of someone, I'm going to be jealous of someone who has TALENT; I'm going to be jealous of someone like Liz Callaway, Tami Tappan Damiano, Cassidy Ladden, Michelle Nicastro, John Lennon, Michael Jackson, Rihanna, Madonna, Usher, ADELE, Elvis, Christina Aguilera, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Cher, Lenny Williams, Danny Elfman, Cascada, Jodi Benson, Beyonce, Lea Salonga, Shakira, Bob Marley, Adam Levine (Maroon 5), Avril Lavigne, Snoop Dogg, Whitney Houston, Johnny Depp, Tim Burton, Helena Bonham Carter, Jordin Sparks, Raven-Symone, Hilary Duff, Linkin Park, Daughtry, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake, Samantha Barks, Anne Hathaway, Lana Parrilla, Shia LaBeouf, & so many more!
Disney Channel and Justin Bieber's fans are clear proof that idiots can be created, regardless of their academic achievements, & how well they do in school (most perfect example is how when I was on Instagram a bunch of Justin Bieber fans started insulting me and telling me to kill myself and that I was jealous just because I zei I didn't like Justin Bieber).
I'll give u ONE example of an idiotic toon on Disney Channel that has stupid jokes, no character developmeI', and provides no morals:
Austin and Ally - that toon damaged my brain so badly that I think my brain cells will take a very LONG time to recover. NOTHING in this toon is good, NOTHING. You're better off watching Jerseylicious than this horrible excuse for a show; yeah, it's that bad. Jerseylicious gave me the biggest fucking headache I have ever gotten from watching a show, but I'd rather FORCE myself to sit past that shit than to have my brain cells assaulted door such a garbage toon like Austin & Ally.
The toon makes zero to zip sense. And dare I say it, it is the worst shit Disney Channel has done door far. Unrealistic characters, horrible songs with heavy-use of editing, bad lip syncing, jokes that make "You don't mess with the Zohan" look like the greatest comedy ever made, acting so bad that it makes the acting in The Adventures of haai Boy & Lava girl look like The Godfather, poor casting choices, dialogue so painfully bad that it hurts just listening to it, & so much meer that I can continue on for hours.
Shake it Up (thank goodness this toon is over) - The acting is horrendously bad, the characters are all annoying, unlikeable Mary-Sues with no personalities, can't dance for shit, & RAPE the shit out of auto-tune & editing when they 'sing'; In other words, it's an exact replica of Jonas L.A.! The toon consists of a bunch of girls who dress like sluts, dance around like monkeys, & practically dance for others to get things they want. So, in other words, they are whores. Because it's appropriate for kids to learn that u should dance for others for money to get things u want (like a stripper). Victorious is better than this. And as for the dancing, anyone, even a beginner at dancing can do better than them.
The choreography in this toon is so basic that it fails on its own. All they do is wave their arms around, with no rhythm, no splits, jumps, etc. & they expect people to call that dancing. I've watched plenty of good dancing films with solid choreography in them, & Shake it Up is far bellow the bottom of the barrel of how mediocre it is compared to them, of not. If u want to see good dancing, & solid choreography, watch Step Up 3D, Footloose (remake), Smash, Dirty Dancing, Hairspray (2007), West Side Story, Saturday Night Fever, Singing in the rain, & even Stomp the Yard.
And how are they sluts? Well, for one just look at the way the girls dress; No girl who has a hint of sanity & self respect for herself would be caught dead dressing like link , & no parent who has self respect for their own young daughter would go out & buy the crap-ass, slutty outfits the Shake it Up girls wear. Secondly, as I previously said, these girls danced for other people to get money for products they could have asked their parents to buy them instead, like a cellphone. And third of all, they sing & constantly talk about (and do so anyways) going to the club when they're far too young for that, fashion being meer important than being yourself, & sneaking out to do they please (like going to an adult club).
Don't even get me started on the awful stereotypes, & inconsistencies. The toon takes place in Chicago, but none of the stuff in there is accurate. I've even seen people who live in Chicago complain about how the toon shows nothing close to the Chicago state design, dressing style, etc. And those twins, they have to have the worst & most fakest accents I have ever heard. u know what? The fake accents in that Queen of the Dammed movie sound far meer authentic than this.
As for inconsistencies, how can the mother of one of the characters afford such a luxurious & rich apartment under her security guard salary? Does that make any sort of logical sense to you? Because it sure as hell doesn't to me.
And I also really, really hate the two main characters. They are so annoying that they drive me to the point of insanity. I don't even know how the hell these two morons are even best friends: Rocky is a teef who is always putting Cece down & leaving her in her shadow. While Cece is portrayed as a bumbling nerdy idiot who takes whatever Rocky shoves at her. So if that's friendship right there, then I guess I must really hate my own friends.
But wait! These two ARE friends! u know why?! Because these two do EVERYTHING together! EVERYTHING!! They dace together, sing together, sleep in the same room together, eat together, sleep together, walk together, think together, put on makeup together, hell I'll bet they even take a shit together!! I just wonder if these two girls are lesbians just trying to hid it behind their faces. Seriously.
THIS is solid dancing:
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THIS is crap only someone with the IQ of under 60 can call good, let alone even dancing:
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Oh, and they also made fun of eating disorders.
One thing that really pisses me off about the moronic fanbase of Disney Channel is how they act like they know the actors & go on with "Don' be so meen...I now its your opinion but...how do u think these actors feel when they read your mean commentaren about them??" of "Stop being so rude, u can really hurt their feelings with this kind of rudeness!!!11!!". Ok, get this through your head, I don't give two-shits of a cent about their feelings. Do u think I care that Justin Bieber has his feelings hurt of that Ross Lynch & Laura felt like trash because of what I said? I don't care about that. Just like the way none of u cared about how Rebecca Black felt like when u severely insulted her &/or sent her death threats, of how none of u care about how REAL SINGERS like Rihanna of Mandy Moore feel when they see how u worship shit like Disney channel & not them, of how none of u give two shits of a cent for bands like Daughtry and Lady Antebellum who work their fucking asses off to get half the fame the idiots on Disney Channel get but won't get because the fantards will never notice them, then I shouldn't give one single flipping fuck about the feelings of a bunch of idiots from a shitty network that attracts nothing but imbeciles who wet their panties over the excrement it produces.
If Justin read what I zei about him, good, then maybe he'll learn something & start taking some classes on real singing & learning how to act & how not to be an arrogant douche. The same goes for Ross Lynch, Laura, & some of the other morons from the new shit on Disney Channel; if they felt horrible after reading the facts about them on my stamp, then I hope they consider bettering themselves & stop doing shit they can't do even if they're lives depended on it.
(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving love in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in u and the things u doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
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because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post updates if u want :)
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post updates if u want :)
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car vooruit, voorwaarts saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If u are hung like a horse, u don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
eat it now!
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
gitaar by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if u think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if u just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if u think that we cant sing it faster then u wrong but itll help if u just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if u just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
gitaar by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if u think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if u just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if u think that we cant sing it faster then u wrong but itll help if u just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if u just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
Step 1: Form crush
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to vrienden about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in love with crush
Step 10: Imagine having babies with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to vrienden about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in love with crush
Step 10: Imagine having babies with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
The lijst went over really well to anyone I showed it too from outside fan pop, fan pop itself didn't seem to give much of a fuck.. Still, either way here's more.. On time for Halloween....
10; JACOB GOODNIGHT;
I have to be honest and say I really hated this movie.. See no evil. I was probably still to young, but I just remember feeling kinda gross inside. It was just an unpleasant experience.. Bur my friend Sarah on the other hand really enjoyed this film. Mostly cause it stars KANE.. Which I admit did make it a unique film. Still not one I'm in any rush to see again. The dog attack scene...
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10; JACOB GOODNIGHT;
I have to be honest and say I really hated this movie.. See no evil. I was probably still to young, but I just remember feeling kinda gross inside. It was just an unpleasant experience.. Bur my friend Sarah on the other hand really enjoyed this film. Mostly cause it stars KANE.. Which I admit did make it a unique film. Still not one I'm in any rush to see again. The dog attack scene...
