Random Article: My Haunted House (Chapter 2)

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posted by Forgot_To_Laugh

My eyes surrendered to sleep at about 10pm. Suddenly, I heard an unusual creak, then another, then another. I looked up above at the portrait. It was slowly rocking from side to side. The young girl's mouth was moving, "Go away!" It seemed to be saying. I opened my mouth to scream, nothing came out. I wanted to call the guards, my hands felt too clammy. I wanted to yell so badly! "HELP ME!!! HELP ME!!! HELP ME!!!" was repeating inside my head. I willed myself back to sleep, hoping for dear life. Then, all went silent and I breathed a sigh of relief.

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Apparently i was mocking the mockers.

posted by XxKeithHarkinxX

jnrm:
dude!
whats with the icon!
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
John Stamso
Stamos*
8:56pmjnrm:
who?
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Uncle Jesse
8:56pmjnrm:
what?
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*facekeithface*
9:07pmjnrm:
who is that!
9:07pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Google
it
9:07pmjnrm:
fine.... is he a pornstar...
9:08pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Nien
9:08pmjnrm:
are u sure?
9:08pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yesh,
9:08pmjnrm:
..... full house?
9:09pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
yush
9:09pmjnrm:
why do u like him
???
9:09pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
he's sexi
9:09pmjnrm:
eh
9:10pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
exact way i'm with phillip phillips
9:10pmjnrm:
you wanna know whos sexy...... link
9:10pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*shiveers*...

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The first datum

posted by penguin098

Congratulations. You’ve worked up the nerve to ask the girl out and she zei yes. You’ve convinced her you’re worth a shot. It is the night of your first datum and you’re terrified of messing up. You’re not sure how to impress the girl. Well, thankfully you’ve found this guide, written door me, a girl.

Step one: Before
•Clean up before hand, no one wants a guy with greasy hair and an unappealing smell
•Don’t put on too much cologne. A little bit is fine but a lot quickly becomes repulsive. A tip: any amount of “Ax” is too much
•Come up with some ideas for conversations to smooth...

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Life Flashes before My Eyes.Chapter 1

posted by adaug

I just turned 20.My Fiance and me were getting married,til IT happened.
4:07 P.M. I walked down the aisle.My sister holding the end of my dress.My niece spread red bloem petals all over the floor.
Every now and then,I'd worry.What if he wasn't the one?What if this was a mistake?But I remembered what momma told me;
"No matter what he does,remember to love your enemies."So the butterflies flew away from my stomach.
When he turned his head.A small,tiny tear sprung from his eye.
Finally when the preacher said;"Do you,Nanette,take Johnathan to be your husband?"I couldn't quite hear him."I do."I said.A...

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Dangerous and Adventurous (Chapter 6)

posted by adaug

Sarah couldn't make a noise.Ariana ran to the little girl.Sarah got a grip on the sticks.When she stopped the little girl.Sarah stabbed Ariana in the back."OOOOWWWW!!WHAT THE HECK u LITTLE IDIOT!"She yelled.She dropped to her knees.I picked up the little girl,which was crying."It's okay.Let's get u to your mommy."Her mom was crying too."Here's your daughter."Sarah said."THANK YOU!THANK YOU!"The mom zei and cheered.
Sarah walked back.
"SARAH!Oh my gosh!"Alicia zei and she hugged her.
"That was amazing."Maybelle said.
"Guys!Focus!The stone."Sarah said.They got out and ran."Oh no!The Rights!That's...

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Are u Afraid Of This?(Chapter 3)

posted by adaug

After that...
S:Lets watch a scary movie!!!
Everyone:YEAH!
S:(Flips channels)Here...
95 minuten later
C:My...God.(Pants)
P:(Falls over)
N:HELP ME JESUS!!
S:You guys never seen this one?I've seen it a hundred times!
C:My FLIPPING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a sound came
???:(Foot steps)
S:ETHAN!!!SHUT UP!
E:What?
C:That wasn't you?
E:That wasn't me what?
Everyone:HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
E:WHAT!!!????
S:That sound!
E:I didn't hear anything.
N:Maybe it was just our imagination
Everyone:Yeah...
Then that sound came again,No body did anything.
The sound came again...Louder.
P:NOT OUR IMAGINATION!!!
Screams rose from that room
E:SHUT UP!!!
They we're all frightened.They called the police...the line died after they zei ten words.

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Slander Mawn!

posted by MarMar_XigLux

Holy Pooping Skeletons! Guys, I don't know how I survived, but I did, and now I am here to tell u guys about my encounter with the Slander Mawn.
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick of Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" zei myself. I was dressed as a olifant and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains Werewolves and Sparkly Vampires with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- u just dared yourself!" zei myself. "I accept!" zei yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.

"Maybe I should head back.." zei myself.

"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" zei yourself.

"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.

Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.

SPREAD THE WURD! :D

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She zei to me "that's why I don't friend"

posted by ShiningsTar542

How is friendship important when it's over once it starts?

"I was an active student in college, and I was really happy that I could get others' respects, as well as the teachers'. That made me get work office to toon my activity in of my college. Yeah, that was the bright side. But the dark side was that I was unable to attend my classes, and I badly had to find someone that records my lectures and notes the lessons. And here the problem was, even though, I'm an active student, there was none to note them for me. Nor a friend. I had to handle that door myself for a period and that was as hard...

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131 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter

posted by Thecharliejay

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter boeken and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from u (Example: When in a car of an elevator). If u don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favoriete song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...

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Friend ship is powerful part one

posted by Misharrypotter

Note Im Savannah your seeing it thur her eyes be note they may be bad grammer and spelling oh and she's in a wheelchair too

'' Get up now'' I her my mum yelling from down stairs. '' I'm up I been up a while I got dressed '' I zei in return '' I don't care if your dressed of not get up and fry this spek for your sister and your brother'' she says qutie rudely. I'm use to this stuff I have to take care of my older brother and sister and yet I'm the youngest and in a wheelchair your on my crunshs. I down stairs to fry the spek I get the in time to turn it before it burns. Maybe this jaar my...

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how the cullen family found out that bella and eddy were in love..*please read and comment*

posted by poniesaremybffs

OK, this artikel is going to be in the point of view of many different characters. Before it begins in their point of view it will have their names.
BELLA
Edward wasn't a school today, too sunny, I'm guessing. The Cullens are probably out hunting. Charlie had zei that where the Cullens "hike" is filled with bears. I'm pretty sure that they are hunting somewhere else today, so I would like to see how it looks up there. I pulled on some hiking boots and got in my truck.
Eventually I reached the place. I was standing on the side of a small cliff. I found a few beer prints, and started to wander...

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How to get a best answer on this club (or maybe others)

posted by xoPixie-Popxo

From many months of being here on Fanpop, I have only recieved 3 best answers. Hey, I'm still livin'! Don't fret if u never got a best answer, just simply drink melk out of a coconut, sit back and relax on a nice couch, and listen to my soothing words. Ok, I'm gonna shut up now and just talk about best answers.

1. Sometimes, don't actually do the the vraag might say to do. Dig deeper into it, deeper, deeper, DEEPER...ok, maybe your confused. I'll give an example:
Question: Why does everyone hate on Nickelback?
My answer: Because they don't have any nickels on their backs. Liars.
Get it now?...

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The Forbidden Love (part3) Boyfriend Still Not Excepted

posted by Musiclover456

Minuets after the ritual the door klok, bell rang "and who mite that be?" Miki went to answer the door to see that it was a boy who she had a meeting with his name Edgar J.C. Ashenbert. "I'm looking for Lady Mikio Anabelle Phantomhive Mochizuki" "your looking at her and plus never call me Anabelle Phantomhive" "why?" "because i always have been and always will be known as Miki,Miku,Mikio,and meer but never Anabelle" Edgar came in and sat down on the divan, bank Miki sat down volgende to him and they began to laugh and giggle and had no problems unlike with Hei "so do i have competition of not?" Edgar said...

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19 Ways To Be Offensive At a Funeral

posted by TeamSongz4eva

**I got this from the internet again but i do not see why u would want to be offensive at a funeral..but anywho this reminds me of Death At A Funerla^^**

1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.

2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until u find your contact lens.

3.Punch the body and tell people he hit u first.

4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of u shaking hands with the deceased.

6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.

7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're...

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A stupid story to read

posted by moolah

Isaleia stepped stupidly out into the upset sunshine, and admired Jason's leg. "Ah," she sighed, "That's an angry sight."

Jason climbed off the cell phone and walked idioticly across the gras to greet his lover. Isaleia patted Jason on the wrist and then tried to throw him lovingly, but without success.

"That's all right," Jason said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not terrible," Isaleia. "Not as terrible as the time we threw in a trench."

Jason nodded huskily. "We were yucky back in those days."

"Our arms were younger, and we had a lot meer fun with them," Isaleia said. "Everything seems...

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Science Class II

posted by TDIlover226

I link wrote about my random and creepy class mates in my science class. I wrote down what they zei today in my notebook today.
Their randomness is the result of the 15 minuten of talking that we get before each class ends.
We're in 2nd hour, so door then we've gotten very bored with our day, crave lunch, have to pee (8D) so we distract ourselfs door saying the most random things that we can think about until the klok, bell rings.

Lunneman = The science teacher. He'll be retiring volgende year. u can definitely tell why.

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James: *Walks in after being...

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HOW TO STRENGTHEN YOUR NAILS?

posted by ShiningsTar542

If u like to always have your nails looking good, we are sure that u feel frustrated when they chip and break.

If u want to know how to get stronger nails, then pay attention to these useful tips. They work!

File your nails: Every week u need to file u nails. Why? Because when u file your nails your body receives the message that it is time to regenerate your nails again. When this happens, the nail comes through stronger and in this way, will last longer.

Don't use too much polish: At least a couple of days a week go without polish and give your nails time to breathe.

Don't paint straight on the nail: Before painting your nails, use one jas of clear nail protecter first. This will help strengthen your nails and give them needed nutrients.

Oil: Use almond, baby of olijf-, olijf oil on your nails after u have removed polish. You'll see how healthy this makes your nails!

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3 nurses play jokes on a doctor

posted by jessicamc26

Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The seconde nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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weirdness from inside my mind

posted by orangeturnip

weirdness from inside my mind

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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody zei it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
Pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.

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How to Say No Without Feeling Guilty!!!!!!

posted by jodith

Ok..i know some of us of most of us say NO then we feel guilty 4 sayin' it..well that happens..well her some Advice 4 saying No w/felling guilty:

*Are u chronically overcommitted? Rushing from one task to another,
with no time for yourself? The key is to have a strong vision of what
you want to say yes to. Then you'll feel far meer confident saying no.

1-Decide which activities u truly love. If u stay focused on those things, then the volgende time u are asked to volunteer of get involved in a time-consuming activity, just check in. If the request takes u too far from what u are already...

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canada!!! ( if your not canadian u wont get the joke.)

posted by huugh

One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could u pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? zei the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.

Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.

Hope that made u laugh.

Here are 2 random facts:
They don't sell Smarties of Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.