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In the weekend’s least shocking development, Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry locked lips. Crazy, right?! (And door crazy, I mean not crazy at all.)
Cyrus was singing the Bangerz ballad “Adore You” at an L.A. concert when she climbed off the stage and summoned Perry, who was in the front row, to come lean in for a quick peck. Cyrus then backed up and squealed like she was surprised door her own mischief, which, okay, was pretty adorable. And the whole thing was caught on video, because of course it was. But really, did everyone forget that Perry’s first hit was called “I Kissed a Girl“?

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Perry geplaatst an after-shot of the kiss on her Twitter with the caption, “I adore u @MileyCyrus.” No regrets, just love.
The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked door a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on Christmas dag 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are meer bacteria in the ice machines at fast food restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are meer than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...
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First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended door this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If u have a reason for a toon I put commentaar and I might add it(ill give credit about it to u because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long reading right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen of any interesting...
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posted by Feathershine
1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a datum of something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up door dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If u have a dog of cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When u spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....
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O-
-heartbeats-
















OW!!!!!!!!!



Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are u walking?
So, Annie are u walking?
Are u walking Annie?
Annie are u walking?
So, Annie are u walking?
Are u walking?
Annie are u walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE u WALKING???!!!!
ARE u WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are u walking?
With your dentist
Are...
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posted by evangelinetom
101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that u are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say u know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors door your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as u can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...
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posted by RealBenTennyson
See if ya can read this---

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and u can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter door istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
posted by MarMar_XigLux
What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring u riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: u crave attention, u absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, u may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because door being a retard online u can get all the attention u need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If u want to be a retard u must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...
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posted by merlinfanatic
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four vragen to determine the level of your intellect.
Your antwoorden must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating of wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: u are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in seconde place.
In which position are u now?

Answer:
If u answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. u overtook the seconde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the volgende vraag try not to be so dumb.
2 : If u overtake the last...
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A Nice dag To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the gras to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot meer fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...
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posted by energizerbunny
No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, u can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks


If u wanna gain a little weight all u have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!


No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks u what your size is of how much u weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror


I mean when u think of women u think of Petite. Right??



I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the toon is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If u look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the pizza Hog", of perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...
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posted by cute20k
Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells u a joke and u say "LOL".

3. u watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. u have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other.

5. u keep begging your vrienden to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. u have to get a 2d phone line just so u can call pizza Hut.

9. u go into labour and u stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope u enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and u failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail u out of jail, a best friend will be sitting volgende to u saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the kust-, oever like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made u smile
8:Clear as a klok, bell my nody zei "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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34 random facts about me..:)


1. My name is Emily.

2. I will always stick up for what I beleive in.

3. I really want a pet that's not a fish.

4. Cheryl Cole is my idol and inspiration.

5. muziek is my life.

6. I love to sing and songwrite.

7. I can do interesting things with my lips (yeah, my lips...)

8. I love to dance, act and sing.

9. I play guitar.

10. A lot of people pick on me at school, but I also have the most amazing friends, and they mean the world to me.

11. I love to write poems.

12. I want to be an actor, singer of dancer when I'm older.

13. straat dancing is the most amazing feeling.

14. I'm...
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posted by invadercalliope
When u turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If u have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
u cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
FRIENDS: Lend u their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat of drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why u have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents door Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, door Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail u out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting volgende to u sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen u cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else u cried...just laugh about it with u in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
CANCER
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: The Moon
Symbol: The Crab
Your stone: Moonstone
Life Pursuit: Constant reassurance and intimacy
Vibration: Moody
Cancer's Secret Desire: To feel veilig (emotionally, spiritually, romantically

Description:
Those born under the sign of Cancer, ruled door the mysterious Moon, are one of the zodiac's enigmas. It is fair to say that most Cancers are a bundle of contradictions. Compassionate and caring with friends, family and lovers, yet they can cut to the bone with their jealous remarks and ever-changing moods. Endearingly eccentric on one hand, and on the other,...
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posted by youknowit101
(I felt this needed to be done publicly. If u don’t know what I’m talking about, well that sucks for you, doesn’t it? :p )

As some of u probably know, I went a little overboard when I learned that Cassie doesn’t like Green Day. I thought it was sheer ignorance and a blinded, snap judgment. I went off. I’m sorry.

Green dag is one of my favoriete bands. The Killers are too. They’re both tied for first place, as a matter of fact. When Brandon zei what he zei about Green Day, it pissed me off, but I didn’t hold it against them. What really got to me was how the fans on both sides...
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 jaar Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
jaar of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the rat symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good advice but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up door singing strand Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say u taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....
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