Yo Moma so fat that she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit

Yo Moma so fat,when she dies in Call of Duty,the player get's the 5 person kill streak

Yo Moma so stupid that she played got your nose with Voldemort

Yo Moma so fat,the sorting hat has signed her to the house of pancakes

Yo Moma so stupid that Rebecca Black told her Thursday comes before Friday

Yo Moma so fat,she's a map on Call of Duty

Yo Moma so ugly,she's the reason why Waldo is hiding

Yo Moma so stupid,she brought tickets to Xbox Live

Yo Moma so ugly,she makes blind kids cry

Yo Moma so fat,when she sat on the iPod,she made the iPad

Yo Moma so stupid,she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth

Yo Moma so ugly,when she joined MySpace,everyone switched to Facebook

Yo Moma so stupid,she got fired at the M&M factory for throwing out the W's

Yo Moma so fat,she's on both sides of the family

Yo Moma so ugly,when she went to the bathroom,she scared the s*it out of the toilet

Yo Moma so stupid,she tried to climb Mountain Dew

Yo Moma so fat,she dosen't need internet,she's already WorldWibe

Yo Moma so ugly,her birth certificate is an apology letter from the Trojan man

Yo Moma so stupid,she yelled at an envelope because she wanted to send a voicemail

Yo Moma so fat,every time she turns around it's her birthday

Yo Moma so ugly,not even Goldfish smile back

Yo Moma so stupid,she put paper on the TV and called it paper view

Yo Moma so fat,she had to be baptized at Sea world

Yo Moma so ugly,when she looked out of her window,she got arrested for mooning

Yo Moma so stupid,she stoped at the "Stop" sign and waited for it say "Go"

Yo Moma so fat,the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale

Yo Moma so stupid,she returned a puzzle because she thought it was borken

Yo Moma so ugly,her hoofdkussen, kussen cry's at night

Yo Moma so fat,when she died,she broke the stairway to Heaven

Yo Moma so stupid,she got hit door a parked car

Yo Moma so ugly,she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares

Yo Moma so fat,when Dracula sucked her blood,he got diabetes

Yo Moma so stupid,she thought the ster of Austin Powers was Michael Myers

Yo Moma so ugly,when she went to a haunted house,she came out with a job application

Yo Moma so fat,she wears 2 watches,one for each time zone she's in

Yo Moma so ugly,Hello Kitty zei goodbye

Yo Moma so fat,when she made a PS3 account,the entire network crashed

Yo Moma so ugly,if she was in Mortal Kombat,Scorpion would say "STAY OVER THERE!"

Yo Moma so stupid,when I zei "Drinks are on the house" she went and got a ladder

Yo Moma so fat,when she asked for a water bed,they put a blanket at the Atlantic Ocean

Yo Moma so ugly,she wears a biefstuk around her neck to get the dogs to play with her

Yo Moma so ugly,Bob the Builder zei "I can't fix that!"

Yo Moma so stupid,she made an appointment with Dr.Pepper

Yo Moma so fat,she occupy's uithangbord straat all door herself

Yo Moma so ugly,neither Jacob nor Edward want her on their team

Yo Moma so stupid,she thought sea weed was something that vis smoke

Yo Moma so fat,when she climbed into a monster truck,it became a low rider

Yo Moma so ugly,when she played the Scary Maze Game,the picture zei "I QUIT"

Yo Moma so stupid,she went to the appel, apple Store to get a Big MAC

Yo Moma so fat,I took a picture of her last Christmas,and it's still printing