1. Appreciate your life... SB has almost no pay, his neighbors hates him, he is the living definition of being friendzoned, and his slak is smarter than him...yeah.
2. We learn how to sing... F is for friends, who, do stuff together!
3. We learn how to properly flip crabby-patties
4. We realize no ones ever gone into the sea looking for a pineapple
5. Eveyday is a good dag to wear a striped sweater!
6. We learn how to unsuccessfully plan to learn the secret recipe
7. We learn a pineapple actually makes a nice home.
8. Squirrels cam easily live undersea!
2. We learn how to sing... F is for friends, who, do stuff together!
3. We learn how to properly flip crabby-patties
4. We realize no ones ever gone into the sea looking for a pineapple
5. Eveyday is a good dag to wear a striped sweater!
6. We learn how to unsuccessfully plan to learn the secret recipe
7. We learn a pineapple actually makes a nice home.
8. Squirrels cam easily live undersea!
Oh, u better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart
to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
Your mom saved him some ice cream
and a slice of pompoen pie.
Too bad u finished both of them
while he was flying ’cross the sky.
Oh, u needed a snack
and didn't think twice.
u ate Santa’s treats,
so now pay the price.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
He knows u are not sleeping.
Your snoring is so fake.
You’d better get yourself downstairs
and bake the man a cake.
Oh, u better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
There are many reasons as to why i believe she has earned this title.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
In the weekend’s least shocking development, Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry locked lips. Crazy, right?! (And door crazy, I mean not crazy at all.)
Cyrus was singing the Bangerz ballad “Adore You” at an L.A. concert when she climbed off the stage and summoned Perry, who was in the front row, to come lean in for a quick peck. Cyrus then backed up and squealed like she was surprised door her own mischief, which, okay, was pretty adorable. And the whole thing was caught on video, because of course it was. But really, did everyone forget that Perry’s first hit was called “I Kissed a Girl“?
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Perry geplaatst an after-shot of the kiss on her Twitter with the caption, “I adore u @MileyCyrus.” No regrets, just love.
Cyrus was singing the Bangerz ballad “Adore You” at an L.A. concert when she climbed off the stage and summoned Perry, who was in the front row, to come lean in for a quick peck. Cyrus then backed up and squealed like she was surprised door her own mischief, which, okay, was pretty adorable. And the whole thing was caught on video, because of course it was. But really, did everyone forget that Perry’s first hit was called “I Kissed a Girl“?
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Perry geplaatst an after-shot of the kiss on her Twitter with the caption, “I adore u @MileyCyrus.” No regrets, just love.