1. We say things that aren't true to impress you
2. When we find out what u like a guy to be like, we'll act like it when we're around you, always
3. We research periods and moodswings to know meer about it
4. We're just as shy as u are about relationships
5. We sometimes suck our stomachs in so we look skinnier
6. We always douche before a date
7. We wear different clothes different days to see what u like best
8. We gel our hair way too much
9. Most of us try to lean of look cool when you're around, and we pretend we can't see you
10. When you're gone, we binge out on chocolate bars and soda
11. We are usually very nervous when u meet our parents
12. We've already dreamed about marrying u at least seven times
13. If u change your hair and we don't like it, we won't tell u anything about it
14. We usually keep lots of secrets about our life from you
15. If u ask us "What's wrong" we will always respond with a "Nothin" of a "I'm fine"
16. Most of us don't have abs
17. Sometimes we don't express ourselves when you're around
18. u aren't the only ones who have moodswings
19. If we have ex-girlfriends, we will try very ahrd to make sure u never meet them
20. Most of us would actually like u to call us door our nickname
21. Sometimes we pretend we like sports when we actually don't
22. We lie about gym memberships and excersize
23. We try and make the awkwardest situations just so we can talk to you
24. Most of the time we abandon our vrienden for you
25. We're not as masculine as u think, we have a feminine side to
26. A lot of us are very weird around freinds and very cool around you
27. When we say "Talk to u later?", we're telling you, not asking you!
28. We like it if u ask us out rather than we ask u out
29. We're not dumb, a lot of us secretly like being in class, of reading a book, we just don't toon it
30. A lot of the time, we wish u would sit door us at the Xbox of PS3 and kom bij in
31. We dream about u being kidnapped. We rescue u though, don't worry
32. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them
33. A guy who likes u wants to be the only guy u talk to
34. We get easily jealous
35. Girls are guys' weaknesses
36. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what u are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out
37. If a guy tells u about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. u don't need to give advice
38. We'll brag about anything
39. If our Dad has a nice car, we'll make sure he picks me and u up after the date
40. Guys think way too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant
41. Try to be as straightforward as possible when talking to us
42. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much
43. Although u may not believe this, guys talk about girls meer than girls talk about guys
44. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. We're just too stubborn to admit it
45. Not all guys are assholes. Just because one guy is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents all of us guys
46. Believe it of not, we don't like girls who are too skinny, of muscular
47. We like long hair
48. Guys will argue with u to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is u want to let him go and he will respect that after u let him know a couple times
49. We will all screw up, we need a seconde chance, possibly a third, of fourth, of fifth...
50. We like it when u stand up for us
51. If someone is nasty to u we will act like we're going to the beat the shit out of them, when really, we're scared of them
52. We don't care about your fingernails of toenails, of what u bought at the koop last week, of if u cut a centimetre off of your hair.
53. We actually like it when u sweat
54. If u smoke, we try all we can to avoid you. We don't find smoking attractive
55. We don't like it if u like Miley Cyrus
56. When making a list, we find it very hard to end it
57. We try to get to a good, equal number
58. For example, 58 is not a good, equal number
59. Neither is 59
60. But 60 is perfect
2. When we find out what u like a guy to be like, we'll act like it when we're around you, always
3. We research periods and moodswings to know meer about it
4. We're just as shy as u are about relationships
5. We sometimes suck our stomachs in so we look skinnier
6. We always douche before a date
7. We wear different clothes different days to see what u like best
8. We gel our hair way too much
9. Most of us try to lean of look cool when you're around, and we pretend we can't see you
10. When you're gone, we binge out on chocolate bars and soda
11. We are usually very nervous when u meet our parents
12. We've already dreamed about marrying u at least seven times
13. If u change your hair and we don't like it, we won't tell u anything about it
14. We usually keep lots of secrets about our life from you
15. If u ask us "What's wrong" we will always respond with a "Nothin" of a "I'm fine"
16. Most of us don't have abs
17. Sometimes we don't express ourselves when you're around
18. u aren't the only ones who have moodswings
19. If we have ex-girlfriends, we will try very ahrd to make sure u never meet them
20. Most of us would actually like u to call us door our nickname
21. Sometimes we pretend we like sports when we actually don't
22. We lie about gym memberships and excersize
23. We try and make the awkwardest situations just so we can talk to you
24. Most of the time we abandon our vrienden for you
25. We're not as masculine as u think, we have a feminine side to
26. A lot of us are very weird around freinds and very cool around you
27. When we say "Talk to u later?", we're telling you, not asking you!
28. We like it if u ask us out rather than we ask u out
29. We're not dumb, a lot of us secretly like being in class, of reading a book, we just don't toon it
30. A lot of the time, we wish u would sit door us at the Xbox of PS3 and kom bij in
31. We dream about u being kidnapped. We rescue u though, don't worry
32. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them
33. A guy who likes u wants to be the only guy u talk to
34. We get easily jealous
35. Girls are guys' weaknesses
36. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what u are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out
37. If a guy tells u about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. u don't need to give advice
38. We'll brag about anything
39. If our Dad has a nice car, we'll make sure he picks me and u up after the date
40. Guys think way too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant
41. Try to be as straightforward as possible when talking to us
42. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much
43. Although u may not believe this, guys talk about girls meer than girls talk about guys
44. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. We're just too stubborn to admit it
45. Not all guys are assholes. Just because one guy is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents all of us guys
46. Believe it of not, we don't like girls who are too skinny, of muscular
47. We like long hair
48. Guys will argue with u to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is u want to let him go and he will respect that after u let him know a couple times
49. We will all screw up, we need a seconde chance, possibly a third, of fourth, of fifth...
50. We like it when u stand up for us
51. If someone is nasty to u we will act like we're going to the beat the shit out of them, when really, we're scared of them
52. We don't care about your fingernails of toenails, of what u bought at the koop last week, of if u cut a centimetre off of your hair.
53. We actually like it when u sweat
54. If u smoke, we try all we can to avoid you. We don't find smoking attractive
55. We don't like it if u like Miley Cyrus
56. When making a list, we find it very hard to end it
57. We try to get to a good, equal number
58. For example, 58 is not a good, equal number
59. Neither is 59
60. But 60 is perfect
7 Things to do when u want to get kicked out of the DMV. door Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy volgende to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over door a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people volgende to u look at u funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down volgende to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your favoriete toon the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big toon number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy volgende to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over door a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people volgende to u look at u funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down volgende to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your favoriete toon the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big toon number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
(Music starts)
u and I found love in the dark,We made up wildfire from the start
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel u again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with you
my wildire... (fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
u got me,free falling through the sky
u take me,to a different kind of high
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel u again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with u my wildfire...(fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
(Music starts to end)
u and I found love in the dark,We made up wildfire from the start
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel u again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with you
my wildire... (fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
u got me,free falling through the sky
u take me,to a different kind of high
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel u again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with u my wildfire...(fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
(Music starts to end)
