(From Shovel Knight)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!
BEGIN!
Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as u can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
u can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away
I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!
Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
u should never send a muis to do a mans job
I got armor so thick u won't even dent me
And although I verplaats slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee
Your a 2 jaar old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your ezel man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty
Plague Knight: u think u have swag? That's my middle name!
u couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like u who are just so fat
Getting everything u want. but crying like a brat
I verplaats 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
u verplaats slower than a schildpad in a fog
Thinking u could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes
Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
u verplaats like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use u for f**king hair gel
I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung door bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
u DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!
BEGIN!
Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as u can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
u can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away
I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!
Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
u should never send a muis to do a mans job
I got armor so thick u won't even dent me
And although I verplaats slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee
Your a 2 jaar old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your ezel man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty
Plague Knight: u think u have swag? That's my middle name!
u couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like u who are just so fat
Getting everything u want. but crying like a brat
I verplaats 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
u verplaats slower than a schildpad in a fog
Thinking u could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes
Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
u verplaats like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use u for f**king hair gel
I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung door bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
u DECIDE!
Rant 2: Geewuners!
I'm baaack!
Here's something that annoys me: Geewuners!
If you're new to the concept, Geewuners are people who are fans of Transformers G1 and think that everything is crap! Not all G1 fans are Geewuners, as I like G1 myself. But the difference between me and Geewuners is that I like Armada, Beast Wars, Beast Wars 2, Beast Wars Neo, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Cybertron, Energon, Bayformers, Prime, and Go!
I know that they want to keep their "Nostalgia", but come on, it's not just for you. Just ask the millions of people who watch and buy Micheal Bay's Transformers.
On a different note, people should open their minds to the Transformers 4 Dinobots. I know they're not G1 Dinobots, but their not supposed to be!
I just think that Geewuners should open their minds to other series.
I'm baaack!
Here's something that annoys me: Geewuners!
If you're new to the concept, Geewuners are people who are fans of Transformers G1 and think that everything is crap! Not all G1 fans are Geewuners, as I like G1 myself. But the difference between me and Geewuners is that I like Armada, Beast Wars, Beast Wars 2, Beast Wars Neo, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Cybertron, Energon, Bayformers, Prime, and Go!
I know that they want to keep their "Nostalgia", but come on, it's not just for you. Just ask the millions of people who watch and buy Micheal Bay's Transformers.
On a different note, people should open their minds to the Transformers 4 Dinobots. I know they're not G1 Dinobots, but their not supposed to be!
I just think that Geewuners should open their minds to other series.
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