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posted by darange

what is life?
what is the eternal oblivion that we all are born, live, and die through?
where do we go in the end?
what will your accomplishments, friends, family, relationships, and meer amount to in the end game? why do we do the things that hurt us the most? weather it be our future, our relationships, of even our body ourselves.
What's going to happen if our sun dies right now, of if its the end of the world? what would we do? what would u do? would u say goodbye to your loved ones? rob a bank? sit there all alone?
Is their even a Heaven and Hell? of are we all forgotten in the sea of never ending people. no one cares. we all forget over time

what would u do in the end of the world? opinions?

Kragfan1910 What would I do at the end of the world? Well, fuck my fiance of course. What else?

kathytom A new year is coming. melon playground looking forward to this good thing ^^

henny123 Why don't we think more positively about this beautiful world :D ovo game

michaeldeputy Thank you for your post because it's so great.

sarang01 I was blown away by the sheer depth and breadth of knowledge you brought to suika game bear on this subject, providing a comprehensive overview that left no stone unturned.

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yeah! forever young! :)

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Akiza Izinski

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179 ways to annoy people

posted by bubbletl

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If u have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal door conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what u think."

7. Claim that u must always wear a bicycle helm as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...

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19 Things to do in a waiting room

posted by InvaderStickly

1. Back away from each person saying, "EW! GERMS!"

2. Sit in someone's lap and say, "I'm afraid your going to die, Jimmy."

3. Bring a radio and play screamo music.

4. Every once in a while, ask a doctor, "IS IT MY TURN YET?!"

5. Ask everyone why they're just sitting there.

6. When Dorah comes on, sing the lyrics.

7. Grab toys such as Barbie dolls and scream, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! Look, Mr. Stuffy Wuff is happy!"

8. Yell, "IT'S A TRAP!" and tackle a random patient.

9. Poke at someone's scab and yell, "IS THIS SCAB EATABLE?!"

10. When your finally called on, yell, "FINALLY! WHERE WERE YOU?!"

11. Go up to...

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Annoying things to do at walmart

posted by emmett

Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart

Hilarious Ways to be annoying!

"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps u out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around Christmas time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if u can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...

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Moustache Pikachu FTW

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10 things girls should know about guys

posted by Bond_Of_Fury

Jeez, so many lists about girls telling guys what they should do when imposing them and such... It's time to extinguish those high standards, with some cold, hard, facts about us. Fighting brand with fire. *puts on sunglasses* Oh yeah.

So girls, here's a lijst about boys, door a boy.

Guys look, but don't flirt!
1. We look at other girls often, as ashamed as some of us might be about it. We're just naturally distracted. It, however, doesn't mean we're flirting with them straight away. Here's a vraag I'd like to ask all girls in a relationship. What are u expecting your boyfriend to do, cheat on...

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love quotes

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63 ways to annoy your cop

posted by Joe1996

1. When u get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why u were speeding, tell him u wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend u are deaf.

4. If he asks if u knew how fast u were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if u can see his gun.

6. When he says u aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why u were speeding, tell him u had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him door his first name.

11. Pretend u are gay and ask...

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Guys got stuck in an elevator

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hentai meme 3.5

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man! i love the amazing world of gumball so here is a random quote

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Source: i am the biggest fan

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THE RETURN OF THE RANDOM BOOB JUSTICE!

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THE RETURN OF THE RANDOM BOOB JUSTICE!

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Cat

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Galacta Knight

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Celica, Lambda-11, and Ridley confirmed for BlazBlue!

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100 Funny Birthday Messages❤ ❥

posted by GDragon612

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get u something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If u don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life zei Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….

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