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Diary Of A Degenerate: How To Get A Fanpop Medal GUARANTEED! :D

posted by deathding

(NOTE: This entire artikel is just a giant middle finger to the trolls who like medal-whoring their way to victory, and EVERYTHING in it was meant to be taken as a joke. We good? Alright. =D)

hallo everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D

So I was pondering the other dag on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....

LET'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^

Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my profiel really quick to see if I got a medal.....

The hell? Where's my page? @____@ Oh no..... THOSE BASTARDS JUST HITLER'D MY PROFILE! D:

Well, there goes THAT idea. I must think harder, hmm........

I GOT IT! :D How about I PM Fanpop a thousand goddamn times? Surely they'll fall down to sympathy, right? I mean come on, who the FUCK resists a good beg? ^___^

Sending the message now! :D

THERE WE GO MEN, NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT..... :D

*Two Days Later*

Alright, SURELY they've responded door now. I mean, busy company of not, there's no way they haven't done anything in TWO entire days. HAHA! ^___^

See? I told u guys it'd work, they sent me a message! I bet it's telling me I got a MEDAL!!!!! =D =D =D

FUCKIN' HELL, THEY JUST TSAR BOMBED MY ASS! D:

(By the way kids, don't play with AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bombs. You've been warned.)

Well shit, there's only one option left now..... I MUST-

Fanpop: Why don't u just try getting them the way u were supposed to? Contributing and being, oh I don't know, NICE? :P

...........NEVER! >:D

Fanpop: Welp. u asked for it. Don't say we didn't warn you. ;)

Wait, what? Just what are u guys up to.....?

Oh, hey! :D Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my Uncle San Jose!

WAIT A MINUTE........ O_____O

I'LL GET u volgende TIME FANPOP, volgende TIME!

DivaChipette1, geocen and 10 others like this

deathding Hope you guys got a laugh out of this. XD Seriously, just get medals the legitimate way. :)

CokeTheUmbreon LOL

CokeTheUmbreon I got bombed of this site 4 times.

Riku114 XD This was actually pretty amusing XD

poulamikundu Never read a similar article! I enjoyed it! XD

yamishadow2001 Lol hilarious xD had me dying

TheLefteris24 Love it !!!!

PlazmaKiller59 HELLO!

Kuro_Hyou666 Hahahaha! XD XD XD

Funfums XD

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61 Funny excuses for not doing homework

posted by ilovetech29

just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped door terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds stal it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket stal it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...

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101 things to do in a public bathroom

posted by IsabellaMCullen

I didn't make this, I just found it...

1.Stick your open palm under the stall uithangbord and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconden and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....

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50 Fun Things To Do at Walmart

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuut intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people u can get to kom bij in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department door sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...

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Toxic Song Reviews! Episode 2-Jason Derulo: Trumpets.

posted by deathding

(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)

(I will drive u to madness door letting u figure out why the heck I zei pie. ;D)

Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^

JASON DERULO SUCKS.

Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, of perverted as hell.

Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......

Wiggle Wiggle. :P

(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)

And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's...

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My top, boven 15 LEAST favoriete beroemdheden

posted by KataraLover

These are my top, boven 15 LEAST favoriete beroemdheden and just like with my top, boven 15 favoriete beroemdheden lijst I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell u how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to toon that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a lijst like this pretty much just zei they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my lijst and please keep in mind this is just my...

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Random people

added by shiriny

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My top, boven 10 Best Female Singing Voices of ALL TIME

posted by KataraLover

I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I love her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, of movie. Please commentaar and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway

I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The zwaan-, zwaan Princess, Anastasia,...

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100 Hottest Male beroemdheden (In My Opinion) Part 3

posted by saz19126

OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order

41.
Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly

42.
Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - u should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)

43.
Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me

44.
Name: James Buckley...

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Larry Stylinson Fanfic Pt. 1

posted by iLuvLouisCarrot

“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are u really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he zei that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can u tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...

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25 random "facts" of life

posted by Hinata-Snow

I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. u will never find anybody who can give u a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell u that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling u that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed door the federal government is entertainment.
5. u should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests u think she's pregnant unless u can see an...

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Things Girls Should Say When A Guy Flirts With u XD

posted by CourtneyFan17

Man: Where have u been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen u someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this zitplaats, stoel empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if u sit down.

Man: Your place of mine?
Woman: Both. u go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do u do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: hallo baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do u like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF u DON'T PASS THIS ON u DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All dag long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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xXx The Rules Of Love xXx

posted by rAsberrStrarS

Kiss On The Lips-I Love You
Kiss On The Ear-You Are Special
Kiss On The Nose-Laughter
Kiss On The Cheek-Friendship
Kiss On The Forehead-I Comfort You
Kiss On The Neck-I Want You
Kiss On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
Kiss Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender Kiss On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I Lost u

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My top, boven 20 favoriete animated couples

posted by deathchick9

Miku and Kaito

20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there muziek videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I love them meer then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.

Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I love these two they start out hating each other then become close vrienden of maybe more...I'd like to think so....

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vragen a Perverted Boyfriend Might Ask of Do, and What Your Anwsers Can Be If u Are Like Me

posted by MidnaTikal8223

1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would u mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs u and takes a little something off u would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are u sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If u say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all u want, not like I care if u are of aren't...As long as u don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...

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favoriete Quotes.

posted by Mallory101

Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him of erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If u want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go vooruit, voorwaarts when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...

Overlaping South America and Africa

added by edwardcarlisle

Source: didyoukno

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100 Rules Of A Gentleman

posted by NatalieSunshine

1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the gitaar for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If u get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...

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Tom & Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel<3

added by Rainbow_Veins

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What's your guys' opinion on duif Cameron?

posted by curtains4

Okay, she's kinda getting meer famous door the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland Christmas dag Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if u like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If u ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, singing lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...