(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this artikel even remotely seriously, then u probably aren't as smart as u think u are. Enjoy! XD)
"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf
The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good Fanpop article! ^_^
(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)
First off, u need to think of a good title. Y'know, something that people are going to take one glance at and go "HOLY SHIT THIS artikel MUST BE AMAZING".
Something along the lines of....
It's nothing short of genius! :D
Also worth noting is that u want to seem REALLY overconfident in your articles. Always act like you're better than everyone else so your audience knows that u don't mean shit to them, it's a CRUCIAL component of being an artikel maker.
Seriously, we're talking Geoffrey St. John levels of egotistical here. u won't be disappointed ;)
And of course, what would ANY professional-ass artikel be without some of the best damn grammar of all time? Make your points clear with grammatically correct sentences that truly toon your English mastery.
Finish it off with some porn and VOILA, you've now truly became a master at writing articles. Now pat yourself on the head (HARD) with a bowling ball and reflect back on your life. Tell me how it feels in the commentaren below, and I hope u enjoyed my tutorial on how to write quality content. ^_^
If u need me, I'll be shit-posting on Fanfiction.net, u know, like a NORMAL human being would.
(Also keep your content short to toon just how much effort u put into your work!)
(.......That all hurt so much to say. XD)
"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf
The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good Fanpop article! ^_^
(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)
First off, u need to think of a good title. Y'know, something that people are going to take one glance at and go "HOLY SHIT THIS artikel MUST BE AMAZING".
Something along the lines of....
It's nothing short of genius! :D
Also worth noting is that u want to seem REALLY overconfident in your articles. Always act like you're better than everyone else so your audience knows that u don't mean shit to them, it's a CRUCIAL component of being an artikel maker.
Seriously, we're talking Geoffrey St. John levels of egotistical here. u won't be disappointed ;)
And of course, what would ANY professional-ass artikel be without some of the best damn grammar of all time? Make your points clear with grammatically correct sentences that truly toon your English mastery.
Finish it off with some porn and VOILA, you've now truly became a master at writing articles. Now pat yourself on the head (HARD) with a bowling ball and reflect back on your life. Tell me how it feels in the commentaren below, and I hope u enjoyed my tutorial on how to write quality content. ^_^
If u need me, I'll be shit-posting on Fanfiction.net, u know, like a NORMAL human being would.
(Also keep your content short to toon just how much effort u put into your work!)
(.......That all hurt so much to say. XD)
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new schildpad belegd broodje, sandwich this week. But I am writing this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought meer about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between films and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch films far meer often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city u might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make meer time for this in the future.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought meer about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between films and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch films far meer often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city u might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make meer time for this in the future.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude commentaren to yourself. I hope u like it and please tell me what u think.
1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper of self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are bitter but the fruit is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which u can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are bitter but the fruit is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which u can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming of seem polite. of he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, of worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear meer of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? of simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a minuut then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.