How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the queen of sarcasm, u don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"
My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"
My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"
What's an appropriate site for a 13 jaar old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"
Can u get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"
Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"
I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"
Why are babies ugly at first?
"How about u stay underwater 9-10 days, and squeeze though a straw, and see how u look."
How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."
Is is normal to be in love with your dog?
"... u need help"
Do u cats know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"
Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
"Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from"
Are their birds in Canada:
"Obviously u never seen Alpha and Omega"
What happens if u paint your teeth white with nail polish?
"You die!"
How do I test if my schildpad is gay?
"you toon it your penis, and see if it stares for meer than 20 seconds"
Are there autographs of Jesus Christ?
"No, they were all turned into wine"
How does sex start?
"With human contact!"
How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"
How do I ask a vraag on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"
How do u tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"
Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"
Why is canada a veilig country?
"Cause the mighty king gans gives us food to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape.."
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my schildpad against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this jaar for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not, they sold them all for guns"
I caught my son having sex with another guy, I think he might me gay.
"You THINK he might be gay!?"
What another word for being wrong?
"Women"
Is it wrong too kom bij a certain race?
"Not if u ask the guys dressed as ghosts"
Why does my arm turn bright red when I'm eating dirt?
"Because your a fucking moron"
What's wrong with my boyfriend?
"He's dating you"
How do u hide a boner?
"You get a girl to hide it in"
How did the cow milking routine get started?
"I'm guessing there was a cow molester.."
How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
"Lord help this woman."
How do u kom bij Facebook.
"I want too be sarcastic.. But I struggled with this myself.. So I feel bad"
"Is evolution true? Why hasn't my dog become an elephant?
"Because he's not a pokeymon."
What happens to people burn on February?
"They get locked up in an asylum."
Why dose South Park make fun of Canada?
"Because they truly believe we are hillbillies living in igloos and all that.."
Why is Korn so awesome?
"Cause Chuck Norris materbates to their songs."
"I'm the queen of sarcasm, u don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"
My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"
My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"
What's an appropriate site for a 13 jaar old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"
Can u get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"
Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"
I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"
Why are babies ugly at first?
"How about u stay underwater 9-10 days, and squeeze though a straw, and see how u look."
How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."
Is is normal to be in love with your dog?
"... u need help"
Do u cats know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"
Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
"Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from"
Are their birds in Canada:
"Obviously u never seen Alpha and Omega"
What happens if u paint your teeth white with nail polish?
"You die!"
How do I test if my schildpad is gay?
"you toon it your penis, and see if it stares for meer than 20 seconds"
Are there autographs of Jesus Christ?
"No, they were all turned into wine"
How does sex start?
"With human contact!"
How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"
How do I ask a vraag on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"
How do u tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"
Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"
Why is canada a veilig country?
"Cause the mighty king gans gives us food to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape.."
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my schildpad against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this jaar for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not, they sold them all for guns"
I caught my son having sex with another guy, I think he might me gay.
"You THINK he might be gay!?"
What another word for being wrong?
"Women"
Is it wrong too kom bij a certain race?
"Not if u ask the guys dressed as ghosts"
Why does my arm turn bright red when I'm eating dirt?
"Because your a fucking moron"
What's wrong with my boyfriend?
"He's dating you"
How do u hide a boner?
"You get a girl to hide it in"
How did the cow milking routine get started?
"I'm guessing there was a cow molester.."
How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
"Lord help this woman."
How do u kom bij Facebook.
"I want too be sarcastic.. But I struggled with this myself.. So I feel bad"
"Is evolution true? Why hasn't my dog become an elephant?
"Because he's not a pokeymon."
What happens to people burn on February?
"They get locked up in an asylum."
Why dose South Park make fun of Canada?
"Because they truly believe we are hillbillies living in igloos and all that.."
Why is Korn so awesome?
"Cause Chuck Norris materbates to their songs."
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60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. Queen Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS
60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. Queen Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS
I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23
60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!
Example
Carly {my name}
C A R L Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23
60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!
Example
Carly {my name}
C A R L Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
When we watch a show, we enjoy characters for their heroic actions, brave hearts, and winning personalities. We like them basically because of the kind, sweet people that they are. Well...THIS IS NOT THAT LIST. This lijst is about the characters who are known (and even celebrated) as downright jerks. Granted, most of these characters do have good hearts but what makes them memorable is their extremely flawed personalities. Whether it be cockiness, grouchiness, racism, of just bossiness. These characters have a place in our hearts despite their unpleasant personalities, because we just can't help but like them.