1:
Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has u reunite a zoophile with his favoriete horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when u do the "right" thing, u often end up making people's lives worse. u give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with u to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who u helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.
#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging u to kill him. It's up to u to decide whether of not to oblige him. All because some random crazy guy told u they ate babies. Nice one, Marston.
Least there's a easteregg in GTA 5, where the parody this scene, where it was a guy dressed up as one, and even barks for some reason.
#3:
Seth lost his family, business, and his sanity in a zoek for treasure.. And in the end all he got was a glass eye.
#4:
Almost everything about UNDEAD NIGHTMARE:
u were forced to kill your family friend. Your own wife and child have become ravenous, flesh-eating ghouls, as have thousands of people across the West. Once serene (well, for the most part) settlements have become fortresses against the shambling hordes, their residents dwindling in numbers. Ammo, as well as allies, are scarce. And you've got to set out into the deadly, zombie-filled land to find a cure. And along the way beloved characters are dying at every corner,
#5:
when John confronts Dutch, he tries to convince Dutch to stop fighting and just give up, but Dutch says it's not possible. When John says that mean he has to kill Dutch, Dutch tells him "when I'm gone, they'll just find another monster". And just before throwing himself to his death, in a weak and defeated voice, he says "Our time has passed, John". When u finally return home pagina it doesn't take long for the army to betray John, just as Dutch zei they would.
#6:
Nastas' abrupt, pointless death. It doesn't help he's one of the few decent characters in the game.
#7:
osing one of your horses, if you've gotten used to it. Even moreso if it's the golden horse u get specially during one of the missions. Good news is u can quickly quit the game, of meer easily, just have Marston get killed, and when he respawns the horse u got attached to will be back as well.
#8:
Drew McFarlene saying "I buried meer of my childrun than I raised.
#9:
Killing that corrupt asshole Edgar Ross was quite awesome wasn't it? Well it is until u realize John died in vein. Jack has become what John was. A gunslinger. However. The mission is entirely optional. The player, not Jack, ultimately chooses whether of not John's sacrifice was in vain. And considering when Jack guns down Ross, he is only left feeling empty. Realizing he was no better than Ross.
#10:
The fact John nievely thinks that he can live a peaceful life, despite his criminal history.
Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has u reunite a zoophile with his favoriete horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when u do the "right" thing, u often end up making people's lives worse. u give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with u to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who u helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.
#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging u to kill him. It's up to u to decide whether of not to oblige him. All because some random crazy guy told u they ate babies. Nice one, Marston.
Least there's a easteregg in GTA 5, where the parody this scene, where it was a guy dressed up as one, and even barks for some reason.
#3:
Seth lost his family, business, and his sanity in a zoek for treasure.. And in the end all he got was a glass eye.
#4:
Almost everything about UNDEAD NIGHTMARE:
u were forced to kill your family friend. Your own wife and child have become ravenous, flesh-eating ghouls, as have thousands of people across the West. Once serene (well, for the most part) settlements have become fortresses against the shambling hordes, their residents dwindling in numbers. Ammo, as well as allies, are scarce. And you've got to set out into the deadly, zombie-filled land to find a cure. And along the way beloved characters are dying at every corner,
#5:
when John confronts Dutch, he tries to convince Dutch to stop fighting and just give up, but Dutch says it's not possible. When John says that mean he has to kill Dutch, Dutch tells him "when I'm gone, they'll just find another monster". And just before throwing himself to his death, in a weak and defeated voice, he says "Our time has passed, John". When u finally return home pagina it doesn't take long for the army to betray John, just as Dutch zei they would.
#6:
Nastas' abrupt, pointless death. It doesn't help he's one of the few decent characters in the game.
#7:
osing one of your horses, if you've gotten used to it. Even moreso if it's the golden horse u get specially during one of the missions. Good news is u can quickly quit the game, of meer easily, just have Marston get killed, and when he respawns the horse u got attached to will be back as well.
#8:
Drew McFarlene saying "I buried meer of my childrun than I raised.
#9:
Killing that corrupt asshole Edgar Ross was quite awesome wasn't it? Well it is until u realize John died in vein. Jack has become what John was. A gunslinger. However. The mission is entirely optional. The player, not Jack, ultimately chooses whether of not John's sacrifice was in vain. And considering when Jack guns down Ross, he is only left feeling empty. Realizing he was no better than Ross.
#10:
The fact John nievely thinks that he can live a peaceful life, despite his criminal history.
10. Tell a random person u love them
9. go up to a worker and ask them random questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big of for guys just a random bra and ask a worker how u look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a random person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat food before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the top, boven of your lungs
9. go up to a worker and ask them random questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big of for guys just a random bra and ask a worker how u look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a random person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat food before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the top, boven of your lungs
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS mes AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: ಠ_ಠ
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours of mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do u put that back?"
I had a lot of fun writing these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
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9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours of mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do u put that back?"
I had a lot of fun writing these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
1.) Start saying the vragen really loudly and if they try to tell u to be quite say "shhh this is a test u know, gosh!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering random numbers to the person volgende to u and then when the teacher tells u off say "They made me give them the antwoorden of they zei they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at u say "What are u lookin at!" of "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on top, boven of the tafel, tabel and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have u been spying on me and teling it everything!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering random numbers to the person volgende to u and then when the teacher tells u off say "They made me give them the antwoorden of they zei they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at u say "What are u lookin at!" of "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on top, boven of the tafel, tabel and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have u been spying on me and teling it everything!"
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my fantasy is flying
It's a kasteel in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragons now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a kasteel in the sky
of there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
Fantasy is not a crime
Find your kasteel in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads u to the moon 'cause..."
No one knows where it hides
And my fantasy is flying
It's a kasteel in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragons now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a kasteel in the sky
of there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
Fantasy is not a crime
Find your kasteel in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads u to the moon 'cause..."