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u Know u Live In 2009 When..

posted by milorox18

u Know u Live In 2009 When...

1. u accidently enter your paswoord into your microwave

2. u haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

3. Your reason for not staying in touch with vrienden are the don't have Aim, Myspace of a live journal

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv

6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer

7. As u read this lijst u think about sending it to all of your friends

8. u read this lijst and keep nodding and smiling

9. u think about how stupid u are for reading this

10. u were too busy to notice number five

11. u actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five

12. And now your laughing at your stupidity

13. u now try this on your vrienden cause u fell for it

blackpanther666, Tdinoahiscute4 and 12 others like this

Hidanfan Lol!!That is a good one!I will have to try this on my friends!! Your a evil genious!XD

SuperStar14 Hahaha! wow ur just a genious! thats a good one! i gotta try this on other ppl!

moeexyz I do 4 and 6 and I did notice that 5 wasn't there for that exact same reason!

juviechick1339 lol I'm so gonna try dis on me friends!!!

green6244 oh my gosh! Did everyone fall for the number 5 trick? Cause i did! Man, i am so stupid!

TVjunkie7598 you got me good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HOW WE GO OUT VERSION 2 door Leslie Hall

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Again with the fun!

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Double Dare

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again another Mitchel Daivs vid.

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Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes...

posted by Mallory101

" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All u Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.

The fastest way to a fisherman's hart-, hart is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...

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18 Fun Things to do in a Final Exam That Does not Matter (ie, u are going to fail no matter what)

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. u are going to fail the class completely no matter what u get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read vragen aloud, debate your antwoorden with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure u can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minuten into it, loudly say to the...

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24 Fun Things To Do on the Elevator

posted by slytherin360

Found this on the net:

24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of u just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your aktentas, werkmap of purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they...

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Annoying Things To Say To Other People

posted by BellaCullen96

Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have u ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man volgende to me!
I puked on the last person who flew volgende to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would u look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....

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Brother & Sister

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Random Food

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Cricket Aus vs South Africa

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Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab

posted by BellaCullen96

Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person volgende to u if they know how to tap into top-secret pentagon files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the wis key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever u hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard door reaching over, saying "Excuse...

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10 things that drive me nuts!!

posted by pollyloveshouse

Just plaln annoying!!

Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some meer that I came up with too, hope u enjoy!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to zoek the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...

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Miss Teen South Carolina antwoorden a vraag

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This is How Miss Teen South Carolina antwoorden her thought-provoking question. Why do we give people like the titel of 'Miss USA'? I for one do not want her representing our country.....

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10 Fun Things To Do That Freak Out Total Strangers

posted by BellaSwan636

1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your kraag and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When u get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when u reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a spatel and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away....

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Randomness

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