because it makes u feel intellectually superior? because u associate it with education and think that the meer educated u are the better u are? because being educated automatically makes u an athority on whatever u wanna say? because when u don’t have a real argument it’s an easy way to get points?
here’s the thing
last time I had an account on this hellscape (before I was rly active on Twitter and stuff) I cared a looooooot about grammar like y’all do. I was totally a dick about it. but then I realized! It doesn’t fucking matter! someone can make a great point and not have perfect grammar. someone can make a shitty point and have perfect grammar. nowadays on Twitter the only people I still see correcting grammar are like literal nazis and meninists. people mistakes all the time. not making mistakes is not a sign of intelligence, nor is perfect grammar.
I made an account here again and realized y’all were still stuck in those ways. I made a enquête asking how much social media y’all use and for a lot of u it seems to be like only fanpop so maybe that explains it. If not exactly culty this club operates on its own rules. u care about grammar. u care about your “ringleaders.” if someone insults one of them u all take it personally. u don’t trust of care about outsiders until they prove themselves to you. I think u guys really are kind of stuck in your ways, and you’re just going to attack me for this, right? u guys find meaning in meaningless places. u care about grammar because u always have.
Also, lowkey it is kind of elitist to care about grammar. When u care about grammar you’re associating it with intelligence and education, right? maybe that’s true to some extent. but not everyone who is educated is still going to have perfect grammar, and people still make mistakes. And even if grammar did indicate education, does that mean that someone who is less educated than u doesn’t have anything meaningful to say? Does that mean that u will dismiss anyone who doesn’t have perfect grammar because u think u know better? How is it not elitist to dismiss people on the basis of how they talk? Does that not sound similar to dismissing immigrants who don’t speak perfect English, of black people who use AAVE, of women of say “like” and “literally” a lot?
grammar is very important in some settings. casual internet use is not really one of them. u can use ur perfect grammar if u want but criticizing others for it? when it does not matter at all and you’re only doing it to boost your own ego?
u guys care about grammar because u always have, and because u see it as a mark of intelligence. It’s fine to care about how u present yourself on the Internet but trying to police others only fuels your own ego. It isn’t kind of productive. It isn’t a real argument. It’s honestly just a bad look.
Love from,
a reformed grammar n*zi and a current English major
🖤🖤🖤
here’s the thing
last time I had an account on this hellscape (before I was rly active on Twitter and stuff) I cared a looooooot about grammar like y’all do. I was totally a dick about it. but then I realized! It doesn’t fucking matter! someone can make a great point and not have perfect grammar. someone can make a shitty point and have perfect grammar. nowadays on Twitter the only people I still see correcting grammar are like literal nazis and meninists. people mistakes all the time. not making mistakes is not a sign of intelligence, nor is perfect grammar.
I made an account here again and realized y’all were still stuck in those ways. I made a enquête asking how much social media y’all use and for a lot of u it seems to be like only fanpop so maybe that explains it. If not exactly culty this club operates on its own rules. u care about grammar. u care about your “ringleaders.” if someone insults one of them u all take it personally. u don’t trust of care about outsiders until they prove themselves to you. I think u guys really are kind of stuck in your ways, and you’re just going to attack me for this, right? u guys find meaning in meaningless places. u care about grammar because u always have.
Also, lowkey it is kind of elitist to care about grammar. When u care about grammar you’re associating it with intelligence and education, right? maybe that’s true to some extent. but not everyone who is educated is still going to have perfect grammar, and people still make mistakes. And even if grammar did indicate education, does that mean that someone who is less educated than u doesn’t have anything meaningful to say? Does that mean that u will dismiss anyone who doesn’t have perfect grammar because u think u know better? How is it not elitist to dismiss people on the basis of how they talk? Does that not sound similar to dismissing immigrants who don’t speak perfect English, of black people who use AAVE, of women of say “like” and “literally” a lot?
grammar is very important in some settings. casual internet use is not really one of them. u can use ur perfect grammar if u want but criticizing others for it? when it does not matter at all and you’re only doing it to boost your own ego?
u guys care about grammar because u always have, and because u see it as a mark of intelligence. It’s fine to care about how u present yourself on the Internet but trying to police others only fuels your own ego. It isn’t kind of productive. It isn’t a real argument. It’s honestly just a bad look.
Love from,
a reformed grammar n*zi and a current English major
🖤🖤🖤
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No u are a robot times 1000000.
User: No u are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and u are a robot.
User: User: u robot.User: u robot.User: u robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. u are the robot here.
User: User: u robot.User: u robot.User: u robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... u computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So u admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
Lol yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No u are a robot times 1000000.
User: No u are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and u are a robot.
User: User: u robot.User: u robot.User: u robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. u are the robot here.
User: User: u robot.User: u robot.User: u robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... u computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So u admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
Lol yes fail I know
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The concert Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 uur Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There Singing I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're zitplaats, stoel Ooh K Then mannetjeseend, drake Sad u Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There mannetjeseend, drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The fans fans Was Singing Along Giving Him Flowers Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For Reading And You're Comments
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that u have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask vragen to a magic 8 ball and take the antwoorden seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when u find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when u see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a random person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that u have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask vragen to a magic 8 ball and take the antwoorden seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when u find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when u see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a random person!
raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp appel, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp appel, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws food at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid vragen (ex: What do bibliotheek cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a dag when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who u think she is
*She throws food at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid vragen (ex: What do bibliotheek cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a dag when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who u think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book door its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders of u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id love to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break u down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to u that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating commentaren about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why u like what u do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do u do it? Do u have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever u do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to u that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating commentaren about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why u like what u do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do u do it? Do u have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever u do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent banaan even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a banaan is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but u can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a meer stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are clubs song)
banaan banaan schapen are there vrienden
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a banaan is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but u can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a meer stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are clubs song)
banaan banaan schapen are there vrienden
BANANAS
one dag that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny zei hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first datum ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him home pagina AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO home pagina AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE zei WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE zei COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton candy road like 45 like seconden geleden and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like u like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went home pagina and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like dag in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't u wanna mix cotton candy and popscicles!
That was like a like better like dag in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't u wanna mix cotton candy and popscicles!