In the United Kingdom, a dark green Jaguar F-Type was chasing a Toyota Tundra.
British Agent: *Driving the F-Type* Goal Keeper, this is Chelsea. I'm in pursuit of the bandits.
MI6 Operator: Chelsea, this is Goal Keeper, we're tracking your progress so far. Don't let them escape with those plans.
British Agent: Roger sir. I won't let u down.
MI6 Clerk: *Walks towards the Operator* What plans did they steal from us?
MI6 Operator: Plans for a special motorcycle with a hang glider.
MI6 Clerk: *Looks at the Operator's computer screen* What's that to the right of Chelsea?
MI6 Operator: It looks like a missile. Chelsea, this is Goalkeeper, we've spotted a raket heading towards you. bevestig u see the missile?
British Agent: *Looks behind him* I copy. Taking evasive action! Aborting chase! *Drifts onto a dirt road*
MI6 Clerk: That raket is closing in.
British Agent: Goal Keeper, I won't make it! It was a privilege to serve Her Majest-
That was all Chelsea could say before the raket destroyed him, and his F-Type.
MI6 Operator: *Closes his eyes while lowering his head*
In an unknown part of Florida, people from the US, UK, and Mexican governments met together.
British Spokesperson: This is unacceptable!! Your country has been killing several of our agents, spilling their blood on our land!!
Mexican Spokesperson: That is inaccurate. Our country doesn't have the financial capabilities to brand missiles all the way to England, let alone any missiles in general!
British Spokesperson: What about the time five of our agents were killed when they were in your country? Hm?
Mexican Spokesperson: I assure u we have no hostile intentions towards your countrymen.
British Spokesperson: RUBBISH!! I've been informed to let u know that we are having several meer agents on assignment in Africa. If anything bad happens to them, we will hold your country responsible for their murder!
American Spokesperson: With all due respect, I don't think your country will have to declare war on Mexico. Our surveillance teams meld that the missiles heading into your country were launched from Germany.
British Spokesperson: Germany? Are u saying they're responsible for attacking us?!
American Spokesperson: We think Germany is unaware of the missiles. We already have an agent flying over there now. He'll get us the antwoorden we need.
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
JOHNNY LIGHTNING
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his bureau with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
Song: link
Johnny: *Driving his Volkswagen Karmann Ghia through Stuttgart*
Episode 13: Hot Tarmac
lijst of guest stars
Matthias Schweighöfer as Ferris Bollander
Michelle Hunziker as Talia Volker
Daniel Craig as Discord
Narrator: I had the right car for this assignment. I was hoping to also have the right connections.
Johnny: *Stops at a intersection, then turns right*
Narrator: I had to prove Mexico's innocence door finding out who really shot those missiles into England.
Johnny: *Stops at a cafe, and gets out of his car. He hits the red button on his watch, making the car disappear. He walks into the cafe*
Cashier: *Watches Johnny walk towards him*
Johnny: Guten morgen.
Cashier: Hallo.
Johnny: Ich suche einen mann namens Ferris Bollander.
Cashier: Rotes hemd, schwarze sportjacke. Er sitzt am fenster.
Johnny: Wunderbar. *Gives the cashier a dollar* Compliments of the CIA. *Walks towards Ferris*
Cashier: *Smiles while looking at the dollar bill*
Johnny: *Sits across the tafel, tabel from Ferris* Guten tag.
Ferris: Welcome Mr. Lightning. I see you're fluent in German. Have u ever been to Germany?
Johnny: No. Never.
Ferris: We have many fun places in Stuttgart, but that will have to wait for another time. I assume you're here to find out about those missiles fired into England.
Johnny: Yes. We know you're innocent, but we need to prove that Mexico is innocent as well. England is threatening to declare war on them if we don't.
Ferris: Then we have no time to waste. Follow me. *Walks outside with Johnny*
Ferris took Johnny to a brand new Z4.
Johnny: *Admiring the silver convertible* Well done.
Ferris: I assure u this is meer than a pretty set of wheels.
Johnny: I understand. u should see my Karmann Ghia.
Ferris: Really?
Johnny: The upgrades I made to that thing will make your head spin. Not just for improving performance, but I recently installed some weapons. Fender mounted machine guns, landmines, and UAV.
Ferris: My car has lasers that shoot out of the headlights.
Johnny: Can't wait to see how much damage that causes.
Ferris: Are u ready to go?
Johnny: *Nods*
Ferris: Let's begin. *Gets in his car with Johnny. He starts the car, and drives north*
Ferris & Johnny went for a drive in Ferris' brand new BMW Z4
Ferris: According to our recon teams, those missiles were launched from the northwestern outskirts of Ludwigsburg. Every time we send in a strike team to find those bastards, they conceal their base of operations.
Johnny: Well it won't stay concealed for longer. I know we just met, but something tells me we're gonna make a great team.
As Ferris drove Johnny into Ludwigsburg, a Toyota toendra appeared behind them.
Johnny: Ferris, I think we got company.
Ferris: *Sees someone on the back of the truck with an RPD* Ver damnt. Hang on. *Floors it*
Bad Guys: *Catching up to Ferris*
Machine Gunner: *Firing 25 bullets at Ferris' car*
Ferris: *Hits a button that releases smoke from the back of the car*
Bad Guys: *Swerving as they slow down*
Johnny: Take a left.
Ferris: *Drifts through an intersection*
Johnny: Left again.
Ferris: *Goes left* Do u think we lost them?
Johnny: *Sees the truck in front of them* I don't think so. Now would be a good time to toon off those lasers.
Ferris: *Shoots two lasers at the truck*
The Tundra's front wheels fell off, and the engine caught on fire.
Ferris: Now that he's done for, let's continue our journey.
Machine Gunner: *Carrying his RPD as he gets in front of a Porsche* Halt!
German Citizen: *Stops, and runs out of his car*
Machine Gunner: *Gets in the Porsche, and floors it*
Johnny: *Spots the Porsche* I don't think it's over yet.
Ferris: *Sees the Porsche heading towards them, and floors it*
Machine Gunner: *Breaks the window of his car, and fires 20 bullets at Ferris' car*
Johnny: *Watches the back window break open, and fires seven bullets at the machine gunner* He's ducking. I'm going for his tires.
Ferris: Try to keep him alive. We need to find out who he's working for.
Machine Gunner: *Fires the rest of his 50 bullets at Ferris. Only one bullet hits him in the shoulder*
Ferris: Ah!! *Spins out of control, and stops in a grassy field*
Johnny: *Shoots both front tires on the Porsche*
Machine Gunner: AAHHHH!!! *Crashes into a billboard*
Johnny: *Gets out of the car*
Ferris: *Turns on the radio to talk to his allies* This is FB-12. I've been shot in the shoulder, and need medical assistance.
Johnny: *Opens the door of the Porsche, and pulls out the machine gunner* Did u have fun with your toy?
Machine Gunner: Screw you.
Johnny: Who are u working for?
Machine Gunner: A terrorist organization.
Johnny: That's very cute. Which one?
Machine Gunner: We just started operations.
Johnny: What's the name of your organization?
Machine Gunner: Anti-European Intelligence Service. *Dies*
Johnny: *Walks back to Ferris* Ever heard of the Anti-European Intelligence Service?
Ferris: No.
Johnny: Well that's where that guy zei he was from. Let's run a check on that, and see if it really exists. He says it's brand new.
Ferris: Is he still alive?
Johnny: I'm afraid his accident with the billboard was too much on him. He's dead.
Ferris: If the Anti-European Intelligence Service is made up, we can at least lure another one of those imbeciles out here, and interrogate him.
Johnny: If they all have machine guns, I'd like to avoid that.
Ferris: *Chuckles*
Ferris & Johnny were inside a building operated door the Federal Intelligence Service, Germany's Intelligence agency.
Ferris: How much time do we have until England declares war on Mexico?
Johnny: 10 days.
Ferris: That should give us plenty of time to prove that your southern neighbors are innocent.
Johnny: Yes, but we want to be quick, in case the declaration goes ahead of schedule.
Ferris: *Types Anti-European Intelligence Service onto a zoek computer* Here we are. This organization has only been around for 3 weeks. They have barracks in Greenland, Morocco, several parts of Japan, Russia, and Sweden.
Johnny: It sounds like they've been covering a lot of ground.
Ferris: They have attacked several countries, but England seems to be their primary target. They've hacked England's satellites to make them think the raket that killed their agent in the recent attack was launched from Mexico.
Johnny: What about the British agents that were killed in Mexico?
Ferris: They were killed door Mexicans, but they weren't part of the Mexican government. They're part of the Anti-European Intelligence Service.
Johnny: Are there other nationalities in the members that make up this group?
Ferris: Japanese, Russians, French, there's even a few British members.
A tear appeared in Ferris' eye as he read the list.
Johnny: What's wrong?
Ferris: There's even some Germans that have joined them.
Johnny: *Puts a hand on Ferris' shoulder* u know how I felt when I found that several American's joined Isis?
Ferris: Just like me?
Johnny: *Nods* It's gonna happen here & there.
Talia: *Appears behind them* Hallo Ferris.
Ferris: *Stands up, and faces Talia* Kenne ich dich fraulein?
Talia: *Giggles* Du bist so ein Komiker.
Johnny: *Smirks* Ich auch.
Talia: Wann bist du zu uns gekommen?
Johnny: Ich habe nicht. Ich bin Amerikaner.
Ferris: Johnny, meet Talia.
Johnny: *Shakes her hand* Pleasure.
Talia: Likewise.
Johnny: Are u going to help us with our assignment?
Talia: I was originally going to Korea, but I was transferred to help u two at the last second.
Johnny: As we always say in America, the meer the merrier. Once our assignment is done, I'll treat u to dinner.
Talia: Danke.
In Mexico, a small city was bustling with activity. Everyone seemed to be enjoying the beautiful sunny day, but then, a raket was spotted heading towards them.
Mexican 41: ¡Ponerse a cubierto!
Mexicans: *Screaming as they run indoors*
The Mexicans immediately blamed the British for the attack
MI6 Operator: That's absurd!
Mexican Official: Just because u think we killed your agents doesn't mean u have to threaten us!
MI6 Operator: Well if your people weren't poor, of incompetent, you'd be able to get satellites, and figure out where those missiles came from! We're already telling you, we had nothing to do with it!! *Hangs up, and slams his cell phone onto a desk* This is a big augurk we're in.
MI6 Secretary: The American's say they're working with the Germans to try, and determine where those missiles are coming from. I hope they find out soon.
MI6 Operator: Yes, I personally believe that declaring war on Mexico will only make things worse, but the people up top, boven think otherwise.
We return to Johnny, who is still in Stuttgart.
Johnny: Ludwigsburg is where those missiles are being launched. How are we going to find the base when they conceal it?
Ferris: I say we get a diversion. I'll get a strike team to pretend they are moving a convoy of weapons to a different city. When they attempt to attack us, u and Talia can sneak into their base when they open the secret door. *Shows a map to Johnny on a big screen* We believe the missiles are being launched from a field east of the train tracks. A meer precise guess is directly south of this large building.
Johnny: How did they set this up under your nose?
Ferris: My guess is they brought in the supplies to create everything on a disguised train. We caught a few members of Isis trying to do the same thing a few years ago.
Johnny: Now obviously, me and Talia can't handle all those guys on our own.
Ferris: I will go with you, along with another strike team.
Johnny: *High fives Ferris*
A Maybach lead a convoy with 3 trucks, and two BMW SUV's. Johnny and his team were waiting in two vans in front of the building near the hidden base.
Johnny: How will the door open to the base?
Ferris: You'll see.
AEIS Soldier 50: *Spots the convoy on a big screen* Enemy convoy leaving town. Go steal their weapons!
Johnny: *Watching a big square emerge from the ground*
5 Toyota Tundra's left the secret base while an alarm buzzed loudly.
Johnny: Go! *Runs with Ferris, Talia, and fifteen German soldiers*
Ferris: Get down the ramp before it closes!
Johnny: *Gets in with everyone*
Talia: *Turns on a flashlight mounted onto her USP 45*
Johnny: nimm es schon und langsam. wir wollen auf nummer sicher gehen.
Ferris: jawohl.
They didn't notice a security camera appeared from the ceiling behind them.
Johnny and his vrienden from Germany's Federal Intelligence Service snuck into the secret base operated door the Anti-European Intelligence Service. Little did they know that surveillance cameras were tracking them down.
AEIS Soldier 73: We need to apprehend them.
???: All in good time. Let them come closer.
Johnny: *Makes it towards the missiles* Watch every part of the room. I got to take a picture for analysis. *Grabs his cell phone, and gets a picture of a missile*
An MI6 agent was driving a Jaguar F-Type down a road through Africa.
MI6 Agent: Goal Keeper, this is Mid-fielder. I'm approaching the location of the baddies.
Goal Keeper: Copy that Mid-fielder, keep us notified.
MI6 Secretary: Are we positive that he'll be veilig from those missiles?
Goal Keeper: If he gets killed, we declare war on Mexico, and demolish their shithole of a country.
Back at the secret base, the Anti-European Intelligence Service began their attack against Johnny's group.
AEIS Soldiers: *Appear with AK47's, and shoot at the German troops*
German Troops: *Taking cover, and return brand with their MP5's*
Johnny: *Pulls his 1911R1, and shoots 3 AEIS soldiers*
Two enemies appeared behind Johnny, and pointed their guns at him.
AEIS Soldiers: Stop!
Johnny: *Looks back while the main fight occurs in the background*
AEIS Soldiers: Come with us.
Johnny: *Gets apprehended, and placed in the control room*
???: That's good. Keep attacking the convoy so we can get meer weapons!
Johnny: *Looks at the man in front of him with a black suit*
???: Johnny Lightning. I've heard a great deal about you. *Turns around in his chair to reveal himself* My name is Discord.
Johnny: I can see why with the disorder u cause.
Discord: You're very tough for a man of your youth. Let's see if u have what it takes to stop me from this. *Hits a button to launch 3 missiles*
Announcer: raket launch sequence has commenced. Target, Africa. Jaguar F-type. License plate, PPK-223.
Johnny: *Hits a guard, and makes him shoot the other guard with his AK47*
Discord: *Runs out of the room*
Johnny: *Hits the annuleer button*
Announcer: Launch sequence, cancelled.
Ferris: Halt!! *Shoots two bullets at Discord, but misses*
Johnny: *Runs after Discord*
Talia: *Sees Johnny chasing Discord* Wait for me!
Ferris: *Shoots 3 meer guards with his Walther PPK* Let's go help the other team!
Discord: *Gets into a Bugatti Chiron, and starts the engine. A turn tafel, tabel turns the car to face the departure ramp*
Talia: Johnny! *Catches up to Johnny*
Johnny: You're coming with me?
Talia: Ja. *Kisses Johnny on the cheek*
Johnny: *Turns on his watch, and selects the Plymouth Belvidere* Hold my hand. *Runs*
Discord: *Drives away*
Johnny: Jump! *Jumps with Talia, and they appear in the Plymouth*
Discord: *Looks behind him, and sees Johnny following him. He drifts to the left*
Johnny: *Following Discord's Bugatti*
Talia: How do we keep up with him?
Johnny: You'll see.
Discord: *Drifts to the right, onto an empty road*
Johnny: *Hits the rear of Discord's car*
Discord: *Swerves, then regains control*
Johnny: *Gets to the left of Discord's car*
Discord: *Looks at Johnny*
Johnny: *Steers to the right*
Discord: *Brakes*
Johnny: *Hits a guardrail*
Discord: *Laughing*
Talia: Johnny!! *Gets out of the car, and looks at the damage to the front of the car*
Johnny: *Slowly gets out of the car*
Talia: Did u break any bones?
Johnny: *Looks inside his car, seeing how far the guardrail went inside* I'm never driving a car again! Ever! *Takes his watch off*
Talia: Johnny?
Johnny: I don't want anymore of this! *Throws the watch at the front window, and walks away*
Talia: *Nervously staring at Johnny as he walks down the road*
A press conference was held in London, featuring people from Mexico, MI6, and the CIA.
MI6 Spokesperson: Well, at least we now know that your country has no hostile intentions against us.
Mexican: We are glad to know the same. How did u do it?
CIA Spokesperson: One of our agents, with help from the Germans. He failed to capture the man in charge of those attacks, but we won't give up.
MI6 Spokesperson: Is your man alright?
CIA Spokesperson: His nervous system broke after he crashed, trying to chase down the leader of the Anti-European Intelligence Service. He was inches from breaking his leg.
MI6 Spokesperson: Wherever this man is, I want to congratulate him personally.
CIA Spokesperson: We do too, but he's gone MIA. We don't know where he is, but we do hope he's safe.
The end credits begin while we look at the watch on the kap of the Plymouth Belvidere.
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from June 28th, 2020
British Agent: *Driving the F-Type* Goal Keeper, this is Chelsea. I'm in pursuit of the bandits.
MI6 Operator: Chelsea, this is Goal Keeper, we're tracking your progress so far. Don't let them escape with those plans.
British Agent: Roger sir. I won't let u down.
MI6 Clerk: *Walks towards the Operator* What plans did they steal from us?
MI6 Operator: Plans for a special motorcycle with a hang glider.
MI6 Clerk: *Looks at the Operator's computer screen* What's that to the right of Chelsea?
MI6 Operator: It looks like a missile. Chelsea, this is Goalkeeper, we've spotted a raket heading towards you. bevestig u see the missile?
British Agent: *Looks behind him* I copy. Taking evasive action! Aborting chase! *Drifts onto a dirt road*
MI6 Clerk: That raket is closing in.
British Agent: Goal Keeper, I won't make it! It was a privilege to serve Her Majest-
That was all Chelsea could say before the raket destroyed him, and his F-Type.
MI6 Operator: *Closes his eyes while lowering his head*
In an unknown part of Florida, people from the US, UK, and Mexican governments met together.
British Spokesperson: This is unacceptable!! Your country has been killing several of our agents, spilling their blood on our land!!
Mexican Spokesperson: That is inaccurate. Our country doesn't have the financial capabilities to brand missiles all the way to England, let alone any missiles in general!
British Spokesperson: What about the time five of our agents were killed when they were in your country? Hm?
Mexican Spokesperson: I assure u we have no hostile intentions towards your countrymen.
British Spokesperson: RUBBISH!! I've been informed to let u know that we are having several meer agents on assignment in Africa. If anything bad happens to them, we will hold your country responsible for their murder!
American Spokesperson: With all due respect, I don't think your country will have to declare war on Mexico. Our surveillance teams meld that the missiles heading into your country were launched from Germany.
British Spokesperson: Germany? Are u saying they're responsible for attacking us?!
American Spokesperson: We think Germany is unaware of the missiles. We already have an agent flying over there now. He'll get us the antwoorden we need.
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
JOHNNY LIGHTNING
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his bureau with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
Song: link
Johnny: *Driving his Volkswagen Karmann Ghia through Stuttgart*
Episode 13: Hot Tarmac
lijst of guest stars
Matthias Schweighöfer as Ferris Bollander
Michelle Hunziker as Talia Volker
Daniel Craig as Discord
Narrator: I had the right car for this assignment. I was hoping to also have the right connections.
Johnny: *Stops at a intersection, then turns right*
Narrator: I had to prove Mexico's innocence door finding out who really shot those missiles into England.
Johnny: *Stops at a cafe, and gets out of his car. He hits the red button on his watch, making the car disappear. He walks into the cafe*
Cashier: *Watches Johnny walk towards him*
Johnny: Guten morgen.
Cashier: Hallo.
Johnny: Ich suche einen mann namens Ferris Bollander.
Cashier: Rotes hemd, schwarze sportjacke. Er sitzt am fenster.
Johnny: Wunderbar. *Gives the cashier a dollar* Compliments of the CIA. *Walks towards Ferris*
Cashier: *Smiles while looking at the dollar bill*
Johnny: *Sits across the tafel, tabel from Ferris* Guten tag.
Ferris: Welcome Mr. Lightning. I see you're fluent in German. Have u ever been to Germany?
Johnny: No. Never.
Ferris: We have many fun places in Stuttgart, but that will have to wait for another time. I assume you're here to find out about those missiles fired into England.
Johnny: Yes. We know you're innocent, but we need to prove that Mexico is innocent as well. England is threatening to declare war on them if we don't.
Ferris: Then we have no time to waste. Follow me. *Walks outside with Johnny*
Ferris took Johnny to a brand new Z4.
Johnny: *Admiring the silver convertible* Well done.
Ferris: I assure u this is meer than a pretty set of wheels.
Johnny: I understand. u should see my Karmann Ghia.
Ferris: Really?
Johnny: The upgrades I made to that thing will make your head spin. Not just for improving performance, but I recently installed some weapons. Fender mounted machine guns, landmines, and UAV.
Ferris: My car has lasers that shoot out of the headlights.
Johnny: Can't wait to see how much damage that causes.
Ferris: Are u ready to go?
Johnny: *Nods*
Ferris: Let's begin. *Gets in his car with Johnny. He starts the car, and drives north*
Ferris & Johnny went for a drive in Ferris' brand new BMW Z4
Ferris: According to our recon teams, those missiles were launched from the northwestern outskirts of Ludwigsburg. Every time we send in a strike team to find those bastards, they conceal their base of operations.
Johnny: Well it won't stay concealed for longer. I know we just met, but something tells me we're gonna make a great team.
As Ferris drove Johnny into Ludwigsburg, a Toyota toendra appeared behind them.
Johnny: Ferris, I think we got company.
Ferris: *Sees someone on the back of the truck with an RPD* Ver damnt. Hang on. *Floors it*
Bad Guys: *Catching up to Ferris*
Machine Gunner: *Firing 25 bullets at Ferris' car*
Ferris: *Hits a button that releases smoke from the back of the car*
Bad Guys: *Swerving as they slow down*
Johnny: Take a left.
Ferris: *Drifts through an intersection*
Johnny: Left again.
Ferris: *Goes left* Do u think we lost them?
Johnny: *Sees the truck in front of them* I don't think so. Now would be a good time to toon off those lasers.
Ferris: *Shoots two lasers at the truck*
The Tundra's front wheels fell off, and the engine caught on fire.
Ferris: Now that he's done for, let's continue our journey.
Machine Gunner: *Carrying his RPD as he gets in front of a Porsche* Halt!
German Citizen: *Stops, and runs out of his car*
Machine Gunner: *Gets in the Porsche, and floors it*
Johnny: *Spots the Porsche* I don't think it's over yet.
Ferris: *Sees the Porsche heading towards them, and floors it*
Machine Gunner: *Breaks the window of his car, and fires 20 bullets at Ferris' car*
Johnny: *Watches the back window break open, and fires seven bullets at the machine gunner* He's ducking. I'm going for his tires.
Ferris: Try to keep him alive. We need to find out who he's working for.
Machine Gunner: *Fires the rest of his 50 bullets at Ferris. Only one bullet hits him in the shoulder*
Ferris: Ah!! *Spins out of control, and stops in a grassy field*
Johnny: *Shoots both front tires on the Porsche*
Machine Gunner: AAHHHH!!! *Crashes into a billboard*
Johnny: *Gets out of the car*
Ferris: *Turns on the radio to talk to his allies* This is FB-12. I've been shot in the shoulder, and need medical assistance.
Johnny: *Opens the door of the Porsche, and pulls out the machine gunner* Did u have fun with your toy?
Machine Gunner: Screw you.
Johnny: Who are u working for?
Machine Gunner: A terrorist organization.
Johnny: That's very cute. Which one?
Machine Gunner: We just started operations.
Johnny: What's the name of your organization?
Machine Gunner: Anti-European Intelligence Service. *Dies*
Johnny: *Walks back to Ferris* Ever heard of the Anti-European Intelligence Service?
Ferris: No.
Johnny: Well that's where that guy zei he was from. Let's run a check on that, and see if it really exists. He says it's brand new.
Ferris: Is he still alive?
Johnny: I'm afraid his accident with the billboard was too much on him. He's dead.
Ferris: If the Anti-European Intelligence Service is made up, we can at least lure another one of those imbeciles out here, and interrogate him.
Johnny: If they all have machine guns, I'd like to avoid that.
Ferris: *Chuckles*
Ferris & Johnny were inside a building operated door the Federal Intelligence Service, Germany's Intelligence agency.
Ferris: How much time do we have until England declares war on Mexico?
Johnny: 10 days.
Ferris: That should give us plenty of time to prove that your southern neighbors are innocent.
Johnny: Yes, but we want to be quick, in case the declaration goes ahead of schedule.
Ferris: *Types Anti-European Intelligence Service onto a zoek computer* Here we are. This organization has only been around for 3 weeks. They have barracks in Greenland, Morocco, several parts of Japan, Russia, and Sweden.
Johnny: It sounds like they've been covering a lot of ground.
Ferris: They have attacked several countries, but England seems to be their primary target. They've hacked England's satellites to make them think the raket that killed their agent in the recent attack was launched from Mexico.
Johnny: What about the British agents that were killed in Mexico?
Ferris: They were killed door Mexicans, but they weren't part of the Mexican government. They're part of the Anti-European Intelligence Service.
Johnny: Are there other nationalities in the members that make up this group?
Ferris: Japanese, Russians, French, there's even a few British members.
A tear appeared in Ferris' eye as he read the list.
Johnny: What's wrong?
Ferris: There's even some Germans that have joined them.
Johnny: *Puts a hand on Ferris' shoulder* u know how I felt when I found that several American's joined Isis?
Ferris: Just like me?
Johnny: *Nods* It's gonna happen here & there.
Talia: *Appears behind them* Hallo Ferris.
Ferris: *Stands up, and faces Talia* Kenne ich dich fraulein?
Talia: *Giggles* Du bist so ein Komiker.
Johnny: *Smirks* Ich auch.
Talia: Wann bist du zu uns gekommen?
Johnny: Ich habe nicht. Ich bin Amerikaner.
Ferris: Johnny, meet Talia.
Johnny: *Shakes her hand* Pleasure.
Talia: Likewise.
Johnny: Are u going to help us with our assignment?
Talia: I was originally going to Korea, but I was transferred to help u two at the last second.
Johnny: As we always say in America, the meer the merrier. Once our assignment is done, I'll treat u to dinner.
Talia: Danke.
In Mexico, a small city was bustling with activity. Everyone seemed to be enjoying the beautiful sunny day, but then, a raket was spotted heading towards them.
Mexican 41: ¡Ponerse a cubierto!
Mexicans: *Screaming as they run indoors*
The Mexicans immediately blamed the British for the attack
MI6 Operator: That's absurd!
Mexican Official: Just because u think we killed your agents doesn't mean u have to threaten us!
MI6 Operator: Well if your people weren't poor, of incompetent, you'd be able to get satellites, and figure out where those missiles came from! We're already telling you, we had nothing to do with it!! *Hangs up, and slams his cell phone onto a desk* This is a big augurk we're in.
MI6 Secretary: The American's say they're working with the Germans to try, and determine where those missiles are coming from. I hope they find out soon.
MI6 Operator: Yes, I personally believe that declaring war on Mexico will only make things worse, but the people up top, boven think otherwise.
We return to Johnny, who is still in Stuttgart.
Johnny: Ludwigsburg is where those missiles are being launched. How are we going to find the base when they conceal it?
Ferris: I say we get a diversion. I'll get a strike team to pretend they are moving a convoy of weapons to a different city. When they attempt to attack us, u and Talia can sneak into their base when they open the secret door. *Shows a map to Johnny on a big screen* We believe the missiles are being launched from a field east of the train tracks. A meer precise guess is directly south of this large building.
Johnny: How did they set this up under your nose?
Ferris: My guess is they brought in the supplies to create everything on a disguised train. We caught a few members of Isis trying to do the same thing a few years ago.
Johnny: Now obviously, me and Talia can't handle all those guys on our own.
Ferris: I will go with you, along with another strike team.
Johnny: *High fives Ferris*
A Maybach lead a convoy with 3 trucks, and two BMW SUV's. Johnny and his team were waiting in two vans in front of the building near the hidden base.
Johnny: How will the door open to the base?
Ferris: You'll see.
AEIS Soldier 50: *Spots the convoy on a big screen* Enemy convoy leaving town. Go steal their weapons!
Johnny: *Watching a big square emerge from the ground*
5 Toyota Tundra's left the secret base while an alarm buzzed loudly.
Johnny: Go! *Runs with Ferris, Talia, and fifteen German soldiers*
Ferris: Get down the ramp before it closes!
Johnny: *Gets in with everyone*
Talia: *Turns on a flashlight mounted onto her USP 45*
Johnny: nimm es schon und langsam. wir wollen auf nummer sicher gehen.
Ferris: jawohl.
They didn't notice a security camera appeared from the ceiling behind them.
Johnny and his vrienden from Germany's Federal Intelligence Service snuck into the secret base operated door the Anti-European Intelligence Service. Little did they know that surveillance cameras were tracking them down.
AEIS Soldier 73: We need to apprehend them.
???: All in good time. Let them come closer.
Johnny: *Makes it towards the missiles* Watch every part of the room. I got to take a picture for analysis. *Grabs his cell phone, and gets a picture of a missile*
An MI6 agent was driving a Jaguar F-Type down a road through Africa.
MI6 Agent: Goal Keeper, this is Mid-fielder. I'm approaching the location of the baddies.
Goal Keeper: Copy that Mid-fielder, keep us notified.
MI6 Secretary: Are we positive that he'll be veilig from those missiles?
Goal Keeper: If he gets killed, we declare war on Mexico, and demolish their shithole of a country.
Back at the secret base, the Anti-European Intelligence Service began their attack against Johnny's group.
AEIS Soldiers: *Appear with AK47's, and shoot at the German troops*
German Troops: *Taking cover, and return brand with their MP5's*
Johnny: *Pulls his 1911R1, and shoots 3 AEIS soldiers*
Two enemies appeared behind Johnny, and pointed their guns at him.
AEIS Soldiers: Stop!
Johnny: *Looks back while the main fight occurs in the background*
AEIS Soldiers: Come with us.
Johnny: *Gets apprehended, and placed in the control room*
???: That's good. Keep attacking the convoy so we can get meer weapons!
Johnny: *Looks at the man in front of him with a black suit*
???: Johnny Lightning. I've heard a great deal about you. *Turns around in his chair to reveal himself* My name is Discord.
Johnny: I can see why with the disorder u cause.
Discord: You're very tough for a man of your youth. Let's see if u have what it takes to stop me from this. *Hits a button to launch 3 missiles*
Announcer: raket launch sequence has commenced. Target, Africa. Jaguar F-type. License plate, PPK-223.
Johnny: *Hits a guard, and makes him shoot the other guard with his AK47*
Discord: *Runs out of the room*
Johnny: *Hits the annuleer button*
Announcer: Launch sequence, cancelled.
Ferris: Halt!! *Shoots two bullets at Discord, but misses*
Johnny: *Runs after Discord*
Talia: *Sees Johnny chasing Discord* Wait for me!
Ferris: *Shoots 3 meer guards with his Walther PPK* Let's go help the other team!
Discord: *Gets into a Bugatti Chiron, and starts the engine. A turn tafel, tabel turns the car to face the departure ramp*
Talia: Johnny! *Catches up to Johnny*
Johnny: You're coming with me?
Talia: Ja. *Kisses Johnny on the cheek*
Johnny: *Turns on his watch, and selects the Plymouth Belvidere* Hold my hand. *Runs*
Discord: *Drives away*
Johnny: Jump! *Jumps with Talia, and they appear in the Plymouth*
Discord: *Looks behind him, and sees Johnny following him. He drifts to the left*
Johnny: *Following Discord's Bugatti*
Talia: How do we keep up with him?
Johnny: You'll see.
Discord: *Drifts to the right, onto an empty road*
Johnny: *Hits the rear of Discord's car*
Discord: *Swerves, then regains control*
Johnny: *Gets to the left of Discord's car*
Discord: *Looks at Johnny*
Johnny: *Steers to the right*
Discord: *Brakes*
Johnny: *Hits a guardrail*
Discord: *Laughing*
Talia: Johnny!! *Gets out of the car, and looks at the damage to the front of the car*
Johnny: *Slowly gets out of the car*
Talia: Did u break any bones?
Johnny: *Looks inside his car, seeing how far the guardrail went inside* I'm never driving a car again! Ever! *Takes his watch off*
Talia: Johnny?
Johnny: I don't want anymore of this! *Throws the watch at the front window, and walks away*
Talia: *Nervously staring at Johnny as he walks down the road*
A press conference was held in London, featuring people from Mexico, MI6, and the CIA.
MI6 Spokesperson: Well, at least we now know that your country has no hostile intentions against us.
Mexican: We are glad to know the same. How did u do it?
CIA Spokesperson: One of our agents, with help from the Germans. He failed to capture the man in charge of those attacks, but we won't give up.
MI6 Spokesperson: Is your man alright?
CIA Spokesperson: His nervous system broke after he crashed, trying to chase down the leader of the Anti-European Intelligence Service. He was inches from breaking his leg.
MI6 Spokesperson: Wherever this man is, I want to congratulate him personally.
CIA Spokesperson: We do too, but he's gone MIA. We don't know where he is, but we do hope he's safe.
The end credits begin while we look at the watch on the kap of the Plymouth Belvidere.
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from June 28th, 2020
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
