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Finally, a full review of a licensed game here on these reviews. I already did a quick look at the Simpsons: Hit and Run game, but that was only a little mini review in a series of mini reviews. This time, we got ourselves a full licensed game. And probably one of the most obscure and best on the PS2. So The Warriors movie from 1979 is one of my favoriete films ever. It was a short, fun thriller about a small straat gang being framed for the murder of a big crime lord and now must make it through the streets of New York back to their turf alive. It had thrills, chills, spills, and was just a good bit of early 80s fun. I loved this movie and all the weird gangs they had made up, but we only got glimpses of some of them. I wanted to see meer of this world. Thankfully, Rockstar delivered in spades. Yes, that Rockstar. Back before Rockstar went on to just become part of the grand video game industry machine, they were known as the kings of quality and just making fun games, and no meer ture was this than the PS2 system. All kinds of fun games came out from them. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas needs no introduction, but my personal favoriete was Vice City. But we got some other bangers. Games like Bully, the greatest game ever made, fight me. Manhunt, the most controversial game ever made. Max Payne, rip in piece. Red Dead Revolver, should probably look into that game some time. It’s actually much weirder than people remember. And the Midnight Club series. I never played those games. I know they are about racing. I only ever played Burnout and Mario Kart. But there was one game that flew under the radar. Obviously, it was The Warriors video game. Rockstar was also pretty big fans of this movie. Hell, they based the cliques in Bully like Greasers and Preps and so on, off the gangs of The Warriors. So when they got the chance to make their own game based on the movie, how could they refuse. And low and behold, our wishes were granted.



I couldn't think of a good titlecard to make for this one, so here's just a screenshot of the Wonder Wheel from the movie.

This is a game clearly made door people who respected the bron material that they were given. Rockstar could have made a quick cash grab off a cult classic and call it that. But, while modern Rockstar would pull that, old school Rockstar was classier than that. They had meer style. And they wanted to treat The Warriors with some goddamn respect. The titel screen of the game is the Wonder Wheel turning in the darkness of the night. That’s good shit right from the start. Mixed with the intro being a shot for shot redo of the film, complete with lines being read door the cast word for word, all the other gangs walking through the subways, the muziek that is playing. It all just feels so nice. Hell, the third act of the game is all basically the movie. Sure, some beats skipped here and there, but it pretty much hits all the great moments. The chase from the bus run door The Turnbull A.C.s. The brief straat skirmish with The Orphans. The full on fight in the park with The Baseball Furies. The bathroom brawl. The stick up with The Lizzies. Famous lines and moments all here and in perfect view. But I zei just the third act. The game could just follow the movie beat for beat, maybe make up some stuff, and call it there. And it does…. In the third act. But the game starts u off three months before the events of the movie. u get to play as all The Warriors, starting out as Rambrandt as he gets recruited into the Warriors. Then u get to play as all your favorites. Cleon, zwaan-, zwaan Cowboy, Cochise, Fox, Snow, Ajax, Vermin, the aforementioned Rambrandt. all of your favorieten are here. Each one of them gets a time to shine in the story, with Rambrandt’s spray paint skills, Ajax being a brawler and pretty much sex offender, Cleon leading the group, and more. u even get little side backstories with the crew throughout so that u can learn how they joined The Warriors, what they had to do ust to get in and what other bullshit they did. Like how they set a rival gang leader on brand for the fun of it. Yeah, when u watch the movie, u kinda forget that these guys you’re rooting for are still horrible criminals. They still beat people in the street, get forceful with women (Well just Ajax), and are just regular criminals. Even still, u come to enjoy and get a distinct personality for all nine of the Warriors with the added time in this game. They even all play differently. While not too different, they all have their own unique animations when it comes to brawling. No two Warriors will have the same movement in a fight. Oh, and speaking of fighting.
So remember that comparison I made to Bully before? Well it’s not that different, that game and The Warriors game. As in brawls kind of take the same approach but just with it’s own, in a sense, flare to it. So The Warriors game has a set of combos. Heavy attack and light attack and grab. Simple enough. But u can chain your heavy and light attacks into combos up to three. That includes two hit combos. So u can mix up your moves for different attacks. And in grabs, u can do the same thing. And if u want, u can get on top, boven of them to try out other combos too. And pressing buttons at the same time allows for some extra damage. Also, when u press the button to grab in a direction, u can throw enemies. And even into walls for maximum damage. For just three buttons, the game sure gives u a lot to do with them. u can even go into a sort of rage mode for extra damage, made even meer devastating when u have an enemy in a grab. And not just that, but blocking helps u out. And weapons are always around for u to use so u can deal some extra damage. And if u have your other Warriors with you, u can get them to fight with you. And if they happen to grab an enemy and u attack, you’ll do a combo verplaats for even meer damage. Yeah, this game is really all about doing as much damage to goons as possible so that u can verplaats to the volgende guy and fuck him up. And it’s always fun. I thought beating up the same guys would get old after a while, but with the ever changing rival gang and the constant assortment of chaos to your movelist, I never found myself tired. It also helps that, once again, forgetting that these are violent criminals, straat fights can get pretty damn brutal and hectic. You’ll be swinging away and may hit your own partner door accident. Bricks will hit u in the back of the head. Guys will just run up behind u to stempel, punch u in the back of the head of full on drop on top, boven of you. Weapons get brought out. Groups of three will just stomp a motherfucker American History X style. But this isn’t The American History X Video Game. Not sure if I would want to play that. Like goddamn, seeing these fights actually make me get a seconde hand pain in my nerves just seeing a guy get stomped the fuck out. These fights are not simple little brawls u see in Bully. These are vicious and I’m pretty sure u kill half the people u fight. I assume so if u can beat them to a bloody mess, hack at them with machetes u picked up at the butcher shop, and with The Warriors having clearly murdered other gang leaders before and with pride. Again, violent gang. All those crazy quotes make u forget that sometimes. At least I forget.
It’s not all brawls though. Sometimes you’ll want to do a stealth attack on some enemies to get the drop on them. And considering your Warrior can just break a man’s neck in half… Yeah, no, straight up murder. But to be fair, u break the neck of skinheads, so… justice? But yeah, stealth in a game. u may get sick at the thought of old school stealth sections, but don’t worry, it’s only mandatory in the tutorial and optional forever. And it does help u get the drop on some enemies especially if you’re in a pinch and low on health. Plus it’s not about hiding behind stuff and staying crouched. Here it takes the Manhunt approach and has u hide in the shadows before sneaking up behind the target to do a quick slaan, smack to the cranium and send them packing. It does break up the constant brawl. Yes, I know, in a beat em up game, u want to beat up, but sometimes enemies can really overwhelm you, so u gotta think carefully. And also, when missions require u to defeat all enemies, sometimes in the chaos, they can just end up at other spots behind a wall, and get left behind, so you’ll have to do some seek and destroy just to find them. It’s not too terrible, since the streets of New York are limited to a city block, but boy does it break up the pace. But other than constant fights, there’s also just making money for yourself. Breaking into stores, which nets the most cash as well as some healing items if u rob a pharmacy. There’s also stealing car radios, a mandatory thing at times. And mugging… I rarely ever used this feature. I made meer than enough just breaking into stores of beating down rival gangs. But with this comes some small minigames. In muggings, find the weak spot in a cirkel before your target breaks loose. With stores, pick the lock door timing the rotation right. With car radios, spin the control stick… Not that hard. And with spray painting, trace the line before u run out of spray paint. They are not that hard, but having your gang ignore enemies and letting them stempel, punch u out of it and start the mini game over again is really annoying. Especially in the train yard mission. Ya know, the worst mission. Where gang members and cops are everywhere and always spawning, and u gotta tag like six spots in the train yard and enemies are always coming at you, and even if u got a full can of paint, once the painting’s finished, u run out, so u gotta beat up goons for meer paint. Yeah, fuck the train yard. Easily the worst mission in the game. But the only bad one I can think of. Other than that, this game really makes u feel like you’re a New Yorker.
Sure, the same grimy one block area of Coney Island, but it has charm. Seeing all the other shops around with characters you’ve met in the story. Seeing the multiple residents and the other crazy people running around like a skeleton man of a gang of kids with a dinosaur costume. Not just that, but hearing all the ambience of New York. The multiple chatter of passersby and people screaming from their apartment windows. The trains blaring off in the distance. And the mumbling of the drunk, insane homeless people. Because as we all know, the mark of a Rockstar game is stereotypical depictions of the homeless. Says the funny autistic faggot man. Hell, there’s tons of charm in this one spot of the game, with the side missions u can do and the people u can interact to, down to the hideout of The Warriors, seeing the major characters interact with each other, talk over the radio that plays that DJ that announces all the gang news, it all just works so well. And seeing it change at the end game really adds that touch to the game. And of course, seeing all the other gangs u fight with just brings it all home. The gang of pimps with flashy clothes, the fucking gang of mimes get a full arc dedicated to them, skinheads led be a wheelchair bound skinhead with a gun, a biker gang, a Hispanic drug gang with two giants throwing shit at you. And that’s just the gangs u don’t get to face that weren’t in the movie. The gangs u fight based on the movie, well as stated, it’s all got the classic moments that the film had nad makes it all so iconic. And of course, we get the final fight with The Rogues and their leader, Luther, the biggest bastard in New York. And uh… yeah, Bully and The Warriors also have similar style final bosses. I mean that Luther is fucking weak sauce. I mean, that’s to be expected. He brought a gun to a fist fight. And he still lost. I mean, he’s slightly easier than Gary Smith, but not door a whole margin. But The Warriors gets the upper hand because u get a mid credits scene, playing as The Riffs, as they get revenge for their fallen leader, and beat the shit out of The Rogues. Every last one of them. It’s just… fucking incredible, man. I love this game! Holy shit!
So yeah, this game slaps. It slaps like how vos, fox slapped his face on that train. The Warriors on PS2 is a game that is worthy of best licensed games ever. Right on up there with Battle for Bikini Bottom, Knights of the Old Republic, The Batman: Arkham games, and the classic, Shrek Super Slam. The Warriors would go on to have another game on the 360, The Warriors: straat Brawl, but that game sucks. If this review has piqued your interest, u can go and buy The Warriors on the PS4 store right now for only a few bucks, right alongside Bully, Manhunt, and Red Dead Revolver, how about that. This game is a goddamn classic and should be hailed as one of the best of the Rockstar library. So yeah. Play this game. Hidden Gem award! Obviously! of watch the movie! of fuck, do both. Just do it, man!
"Let...me...out."

"Let. M-me. In."

Number 05 fell back into a lean against the stony, plain gray uithangbord behind her, still attempting to focus the blurriness in her swollen right eye. Though she herself couldn't see it, she knew that it probably looked just as bad as it felt.
Meanwhile, her good eye could still see the man who sat in the middle of the small box of a room, the flickering light above them swinging back and forth dismally.
She could see the back of his head shifting, large lumps crawling around frantically beneath his scalp like a house full of rats under a pale and stained comforter....
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posted by MeiMisty
by Serge Monast
Originally Published 1994

from EducateYourSelf Website





Serge Monast and another journalist, both of whom were researching Project Blue Beam, died of "heart attacks" within weeks of each other although neither had a history of hart-, hart disease. Serge was in Canada.

The other Canadian journalist was visiting Ireland. Prior to his death, the Canadian government abducted Serge’s daughter in an attempt to dissuade him from pursuing his research into Project Blue Beam.

His daughter was never returned. Pseudo-heart attacks are one of the alleged methods of death induced door Project...
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Elijah Jones, currently in speculation about a potential 2019 album confirms to have "let go" of the Kinlee And Elijah trend. For those of u who don't know. Kinlee And Elijah was a trend that started off in 2015 after Jones releasee his sophomore album "Utilize" The trend was based around characters in 2015. But upon suffering depression and promoting a Lindsey Stirling album in 2016, Elijah used Kinlee And Elijah as the final passing for Elijah's trilogical album "Forgive To Forget" 2017. Based after the Brave Enough album he promoted in August 2016.

Currently, after relleasing the kewyord in 2018. Followers have been in vraag on whether of not Jones will be releasing his 4th studio album rumoured to release in 2019. With little hype and little posting, we can only hope that Jones will have something releasing this year. Currently after releasing the keyword
Jones is expected to start something new, and different for his volgende "supposedly" 2019 album.
Repost with my new favoriete characters because for some reason this one got removed??? Like I searched for it because I was planning on making another artikel like this but I couldn't find this one.

I had good fun making my silly ‘how my favoriete characters would hold out in a zombie apocalypse’ article, so I decided to make another about how each would do in a horror movie. It is kind of vague as there‘s a vast many types of horror movies. So the characters won’t be as closely connected to one another as in the last one—characters A and B will interact with character C meer than characters...
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posted by SilentForce
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what u get. A 4channer uploaded a foto anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the sla u eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minuten later, the Burger King in vraag was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed...
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 Suppose letters looked backwards, sideways, completely out of place, of reflected, moving of different colors for you.
Suppose letters looked backwards, sideways, completely out of place, or reflected, moving or different colors for you.
Dyslexia is a brain-based condition. It causes difficulty with reading, spelling, writing and sometimes speaking. In people with dyslexia, the brain has trouble recognizing of processing certain types of information. ... Like other types of learning and attention issues, dyslexia is a lifelong condition.

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because it makes u feel intellectually superior? because u associate it with education and think that the meer educated u are the better u are? because being educated automatically makes u an athority on whatever u wanna say? because when u don’t have a real argument it’s an easy way to get points?

here’s the thing

last time I had an account on this hellscape (before I was rly active on Twitter and stuff) I cared a looooooot about grammar like y’all do. I was totally a dick about it. but then I realized! It doesn’t fucking matter! someone can make a great point and not have...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. u can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 6: Cards

Kevin: *Walking through the park*
Liam: hallo Kevin. *Runs over to him*
Kevin: Liam. *High fives Liam as he arrives* What brings u here?
Liam: An interest for walking. You?
Kevin: The same. Plus, I wanted to relive some nostalgia of the playground....
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posted by Canada24
FUNNY SOUTH PARK MOMENTS:

#1: (I FORGET THE TITLE):
Stan: Shut up Cartman, u silly goose!
Randy: (stops car) WHAT DID u SAY!?
Stan: I just me-
Randy: u call him an a*** like normal people!
Stan: But dad I-
Randy: STANLEY CALL YOURR FRIEND AN A*** RIGHT NOW!!
Stan: ... Cartman your an a***.
Randy: Thank you!

#2: CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND:
Cartman (forms a band with Butters and Token): I resent that, sir! I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now.
*Cue Butters and Token looking up at the sky in fear and Butters backing away.*

#3: RAISINS:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But what if her men attack us again? First they kill a dozen of American tourists, then two men from ASIS. How much longer is this going to happen?
Derek: I don't know. One thing's for sure, we're going to need help.
Lewis: Okay. Look outside, and keep guard while I call our superiors.

London, MI6 Headquarters.

MI6 Operative: *Walks to a man sitting behind a desk* Sir, Agent's King, and O'Rourke on the white scrambler....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an uur down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't u know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash...
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About a maand ago, I wrote an artikel where I wrote down pretty much my entire history with Frozen and how it changed my life. I wrote that as an anniversary article, because it had been three years since I became a fan of Frozen. However, writing all of that down, made me feel not only very nostalgic...but old. I know it's a presumptous thing to say, since it's only been 3 years and not 10 of 15. But the reason I zei I am feeling old is because I experienced all of those things in a certain period, and the idea that time passes and things change fascinated me so much that I decided to write...
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i just copied and pasted it! :P
more than useful i found it amusing! :P

1. THINGS u CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send u a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)

See how long u can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, of try to beat your own personal...
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added by Mauserfan1910
Source: the internet???
After Gwen won Total Drama Island, the girls managed to celebrate their last night at Camp Wawanakwa. Most of the girls get back at Don for his mistreatment of the contestants, even Courtney, whose elimination in "Basic Straining" was unjust and that Don refused to believe that someone (Harold) tampered with the votes.

It all starts on the cliff of Camp Wawanakwa, which was where the first challenge of the season, where Gwen, Bridgette, Leshawna, Lindsay, Izzy, and Heather jump into the lake. At the top, boven of the cliff is Don, the host of "Total Drama Island".

Don: Oh my god. I am too scared to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. u can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 3: u Have Received A Message

Miss. Heart: *Reading a book in bed*
Wayne: *Walks into the room, and takes off his shoes*
Miss. Heart: u seem unhappy. Is something wrong?
Wayne: I cannot go back to work!
Miss. Heart: What's the matter?
Wayne: I'm under payed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. u can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 2: The Book

Parker: *Reading a book*
Liam: *Walks in with David*
David: Is that Parker reading a book?
Liam: This is interesting. *Walks with David over to Parker* Well, I didn't know u liked to read.
David: Neither did I.
Parker: You're not going to make...
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Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your meld cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good meld card. (Sugar sees her meld card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and datum for your Student of the jaar award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my report...
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