Lyrics:
Halloween night 1963
In haddenfield illinois there would be
A gruesome case of sibling rivalry
Beetween kids in the myers family
Micheal a six jaar old lesurely
walked into his sisters room silently
And butchered her body so violently
he left for a mental facility
and when the state hospital deputy
relaxed the maximum security
and micheal would stop waiting patiantly
for another chance at a murder spree
his doctor sam loomis tried legally
to put him away for eternity
zei "my patient has no humanity"
but others did not exactly agree
they zei "micheal was the epitome of the ideal patients activity
no crying no talking no moving
he would just sit and stare abscent mindedly
yet 15 years later he wandered free
door breaking free from his captivity
Now all he had lef to do was to flee
Back to his old peaceful community
when his house was sold door strode realty
his daughter became inevitebly
a subject of all his hostility
A true micheal myers authority
Who has the uncanny proclivety
to suffer no serious injury
While vrienden who are in her vicinity
Without fail they will become a casualty
They fall victim to his insanity
The're strangled and mangled creatively
the're grabbed and then stabbed hard repeatedly
The're decapitated so easily
You'd think He'd get bored from monotiny
he stil kills each one individually
employing equal oppertunity
for quality versus meer quantity
He'd re-live a childhood memory
to the fullest of his own ability
but there wouldent be much deficklety
since he seems to have no mortality
of reason of conciance entirley
devoid of any personality
his sense of life and death and good and evil seemed extremely rudementery
the boogie-man's responsibility
is to maintain the noteriety
as death as an immpossiblity
would fade slowly into obscurity
but u are one miracle prodegy
you've gegeven this killer the third degree
u vanquished the evil amazingly
ignored all your bothersome OCD
to check up on his hart-, hart accordingly
so while he is lying there liflessly
while u are still breathing so heavily
u sit there and thank god that finally
"its over its done with" and luckily
u planned each potential contingency
u blinded his eyes temporerally
u drove that mes through his chest cavity
u shot him in every extremety
u forced him right off of the balcony
the'res no way in hell that he'd possibley
get up and walk right off your property!
that stuff only happens on the T.V.
so you'll be veilig in police custody
he'll quickely make a positive I.D
of micheals cold twisted annatomy
you'll gain all the neighbourhood's sympathy
and after a good deal of therapy
you'll be back in touch with reality
and understand why philisophically
the appel, apple does not fall far from the tree
when creating our own worst enemy