1)At the movies: When u meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are u doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't u try again?
3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4)At a restaurant: When u ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer boter Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5)At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets u after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well u haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6)When someone announces her wedding, and u ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7)When u see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: hallo have u had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
8)At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.
AND FINALLY…….
9)When u get woken up at midnight door a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were u sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry of not. And u thought I was sleeping.... u dumb witted moron.
Stupid Question: Hey, what are u doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't u try again?
3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4)At a restaurant: When u ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer boter Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5)At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets u after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well u haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6)When someone announces her wedding, and u ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7)When u see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: hallo have u had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
8)At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.
AND FINALLY…….
9)When u get woken up at midnight door a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were u sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry of not. And u thought I was sleeping.... u dumb witted moron.
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Ok so here is a bunch of Random Moments i will be writting. All are true.
I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.
Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)
Me: LOL ... *thinks* HEY!
Lilly: *laughing* OMG u needed to think?
Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.
Shelly: *laughing*
Hope u liked this ramdom moment!!!
p.s. real names not used!!!!
I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.
Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)
Me: LOL ... *thinks* HEY!
Lilly: *laughing* OMG u needed to think?
Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.
Shelly: *laughing*
Hope u liked this ramdom moment!!!
p.s. real names not used!!!!
1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.
2 = tomboys will toon meer affection than girlie girls.
3. Some girls get frustrated when u interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl
4. Girls don't like it when u interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E
5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.
6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if u still have a girlfriend do u know how much that annoys us???
7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep u up for a hour.
8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.
9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore chocolate cake.
10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
2 = tomboys will toon meer affection than girlie girls.
3. Some girls get frustrated when u interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl
4. Girls don't like it when u interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E
5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.
6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if u still have a girlfriend do u know how much that annoys us???
7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep u up for a hour.
8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.
9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore chocolate cake.
10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
1.always let him talk to u about stuff he likes
2.always see what u have in common (if u do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW u FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS u OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask vragen about him like his favoriete color, his favoriete movie of his favoriete t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your favoriete clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your favoriete films and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank u for reading i hope this helps :)
2.always see what u have in common (if u do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW u FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS u OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask vragen about him like his favoriete color, his favoriete movie of his favoriete t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your favoriete clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your favoriete films and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank u for reading i hope this helps :)