A teacher forwarded this lijst of commentaren from test papers, essays, etc., toegevoegd to science and health teachers door elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. As she noted, It is truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades.
The body consists of three parts - the branium, the borax, and the abominable cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the hart-, hart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u.
Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state.
H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.
To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
When u smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars.
Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration.
The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader.
Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
A super saturated solution is one that holds meer than it can hold.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
The pistol of a bloem is its only protections agenst insects.
The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to.
A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors.
The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the meer extinct it is.
Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa.
Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
Liter: A nest of young puppies.
Magnet: Something u find crawling all over a dead cat.
Momentum: What u give a person when they are going away.
Planet: A body of Earth surrounded door sky.
Rhubarb: A kind of selderij gone bloodshot.
Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative of negative.
To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower than the body until the hart-, hart stops.
For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.
For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.
To keep melk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow.
For fainting: Rub the person's chest, or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. of put the head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor.
To prevent contraception, use a condominium.
And Now, Even meer Weirdness!
These are supposedly actual antwoorden gegeven on High School Science Tests:
Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.
All animals were here before mankind. The animals lived peacefully until mankind came along and made roads, houses, hotels and condoms.
Men are mammals and women are femammals.
Proteins are composed of a mean old acid.
The largest mammals are to be found in the sea because there is nowhere else to put them.
Involuntary muscles are not as willing as voluntary ones.
Methane, a greenhouse gas, comes from the burning of trees and cows.
The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top, boven and u sit on the bottom.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
Some people say we condescended from the apes.
The leopard has black spots which look like round soars on its body. Those who catch soars get leprosy.
The three cavities of the body are the head cavity, the tooth cavity and the abominable cavity.
Most boeken say the sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into the sun in the daytime.
Cadavers are dead bodies that have donated themselves to science. This procedure is called gross anatomy.
A liter is a nest of young baby animals.
The earth makes a resolution every 24 hours.
Parallel lines never meet unless u bend one of both of them.
Algebra was the wife of Euclid.
A cirkel is a figure with 0 corners and only one side.
A right angle is 90 degrees Farenhight.
Genetics explains why u look like your father and if u don't, why u should.
A supersaturated solution is one that holds meer than it can hold.
The pistol of a bloem is its only protection against insects.
An example of animal breeding is the farmer who mated a stier that gave a great deal of melk with a stier with good meat.
If conditions are not favorable, bacteria go into a period of adolescence.
When oxygen is combined with anything, heat is gegeven off. This is known as constipation.
As the rain forests in the amazone, amazon are shrinking, so are the Indians.
u can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close u came to getting hit. If u don't hear it, u got hit so never mind.
The body consists of three parts - the branium, the borax, and the abominable cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the hart-, hart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u.
Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state.
H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.
To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
When u smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars.
Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration.
The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader.
Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
A super saturated solution is one that holds meer than it can hold.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
The pistol of a bloem is its only protections agenst insects.
The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to.
A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors.
The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the meer extinct it is.
Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa.
Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
Liter: A nest of young puppies.
Magnet: Something u find crawling all over a dead cat.
Momentum: What u give a person when they are going away.
Planet: A body of Earth surrounded door sky.
Rhubarb: A kind of selderij gone bloodshot.
Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative of negative.
To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower than the body until the hart-, hart stops.
For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.
For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.
To keep melk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow.
For fainting: Rub the person's chest, or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. of put the head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor.
To prevent contraception, use a condominium.
And Now, Even meer Weirdness!
These are supposedly actual antwoorden gegeven on High School Science Tests:
Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.
All animals were here before mankind. The animals lived peacefully until mankind came along and made roads, houses, hotels and condoms.
Men are mammals and women are femammals.
Proteins are composed of a mean old acid.
The largest mammals are to be found in the sea because there is nowhere else to put them.
Involuntary muscles are not as willing as voluntary ones.
Methane, a greenhouse gas, comes from the burning of trees and cows.
The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top, boven and u sit on the bottom.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
Some people say we condescended from the apes.
The leopard has black spots which look like round soars on its body. Those who catch soars get leprosy.
The three cavities of the body are the head cavity, the tooth cavity and the abominable cavity.
Most boeken say the sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into the sun in the daytime.
Cadavers are dead bodies that have donated themselves to science. This procedure is called gross anatomy.
A liter is a nest of young baby animals.
The earth makes a resolution every 24 hours.
Parallel lines never meet unless u bend one of both of them.
Algebra was the wife of Euclid.
A cirkel is a figure with 0 corners and only one side.
A right angle is 90 degrees Farenhight.
Genetics explains why u look like your father and if u don't, why u should.
A supersaturated solution is one that holds meer than it can hold.
The pistol of a bloem is its only protection against insects.
An example of animal breeding is the farmer who mated a stier that gave a great deal of melk with a stier with good meat.
If conditions are not favorable, bacteria go into a period of adolescence.
When oxygen is combined with anything, heat is gegeven off. This is known as constipation.
As the rain forests in the amazone, amazon are shrinking, so are the Indians.
u can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close u came to getting hit. If u don't hear it, u got hit so never mind.
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I hope this helps! Feedback appriciated.
1. Post the vraag when there are lots of people online. Between about 5-10pm in America is usually the best time, but it depends on the club. Doing this ensures that lots of people will answer it before it gets bumped down the list.
2. Don't make your pick when u first post it. When u first create it it will be at the top, boven of the list. If u wait until it dissapears off the homepage to pick it will go back to the top, which means meer people will see it.
3. When u have picked and it dissapears off the lijst again make commentaren during peak time, which I mentioned in tip 1. This is not effective, but your pick will still appear in the updates, which can give it a bit of exposure, and hopefully if someoe antwoorden it will go back to the top, boven of the list.
I hope this helps! Feedback appriciated.
